What's it like to have a boy you have a crush on hit on you? Not so much fun when he's fifteen feet tall and trying to crush you with rocks and is hitting on you with a wooden club. I dodged as he sent another chunk of the cement at me. So far Big Boy threw thirty five rocks at me, six of them that barely missed, which leaves me with a five to zero percent of living. Sorry if I'm like that; I have ADHD. This is being surprisingly helpful today (so five to ten percent of living). Just then a flying car came out of the sky and flew right through Big Boy turning him into a pile of dust. The only that was left was his eyeball which bounced into someone's yard.
"Hey!" someone screamed at me, "Hey, are you alright?"
I turned and saw a girl with pig tails covered in goop. What I thought was a car was really some sort of chariot pulled by a winged horse. The front said "HONK IF YOU ARE A MONSTER." In smaller letters it said "AND IF YOU ARE I'LL KILL YOU". The strange thing was that it wasn't in a language I recognized.
"Hey, are you listening? Are you oka- yeah you're okay-." She was still breathing hard but still managed to say all that in a breath.
"Whoa, what happened?" I managed to say
"You just lived through a rampaging giant" she said, almost in awe
"Yeah I know that part already –I pointed at the missing parts of the road- derr. Now who are you and what's going on?" I demanded
"I'm Lizzy, daughter of Hebe, and you're coming with me."
I went outside and saw a guy with curly purple hair in leopard sweats play poker with a man-horse. Whoa man-horse? I've heard of man-which and man-deodorant but this was really not something I'd find in Wal-mart. I just realized I said that last part out loud.
"Um yes, I'm a man-horse but technically I'm a centaur. They explained it in the video, correct?" He said. The guy next to him was trying not to laugh.
"Mr. D may I remind you that you can't have any alcohol for the next ONE HUNDRED YEARS?" Mr. D became all grumpy and complained 'not fair'.
"My name is Chiron and dinner is about to start"
I learned that you had to burn part of your food, and I was ready to burst out crying it
looked soooo good! After dinner ended, Mr. D clinked his spoon to his glass and said "I have an announcement!"
The campers started grumbling. He said "The next time you pests do that this will be a pig farm!"
"I officially claim my daughter Jay Berkis!" He said proudly. Jay Berkis; that was me! When nobody responded he said again, "I OFFICIALY CLAIM MY DAUGHTER JAY BERKIS!" while giving them the evil eye. Everybody started standing on their feet clapping and cheering.