Naruto and Sasuke were abserving a poster of their entire lives now being made into a movie.

"dude, this is our movie." spoke Naruto who was talking to Sasuke while staring in a haze at the poster "yea bro." "wanna see it again"

"YEA"

[Naruto]

Cause it's the Chakra!
Of Kyubi child,
you know it will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

They run into the cinema isle to find a front row seat to their adventure

Cause it's the chakra!
Of kyubi child,
more precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!

In Konoha, there was the great Yondaime
Known as the flash and he was all the rage.
He fought the kyubi and he sealed him well,
with a technique that was developed in hell.
Made his son the human sacrifice,
jinchuriki status now theres nowhere to hide.
Grew up alone but with a big ass dream,
cause baby this is my show and scene .

ABOUT THE CHAKRA!
Of the kyubi,
you know it will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

Cause it's the chakra!
Of kyubi child,
our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!

Cause he who is sleazy,( Jiraiya )
is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,( Tsunade )
must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,( Sasuke )
will be in my movie,
so come on!

The Biju and the Sage had a battle royale,
the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
but then he sealed his chakra thus the demon said 'OW'

Cause it's the Chakra!
Of Kyubi!
you know it will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

Cause it's the chakra!
Of kyubi,
you know it cause I am the child of destiny!

Cause he who's a geezer,(Sarutobi )
must live in my freezer.
And she who is starkey, ( Hinata )
is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,(sasuke )
must be in my movie,
so come on!

Oh! Cause if you're a diva, ( Ino )
then go to Geneva.
And if you're a crony, (Sai)
then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy, (Sasuke )
then get in my movie!

It's called the child of destiny!

And kyubi jinchuriki!