Brittany:IM BACK MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Gaara: took ya long enough...
well anyway its gonna be written wierd and other blah blah blah...Alright im putting myself in the story beacsuer i cant leave my daddies (Iruka &Kakashi) all by themselves and what not anywayz...I dont own Anime or NAruto and blah blah blah Yah and dont cuss me out im not that good with English too much...ENJOY!
Info/ means thoughts//means telathapy???//
Summary: alright this is what the NAruto Characters do when noone is loookin.YUp its all about the dirty little secerts and its on the tape...that Konohamru has...DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!
Director:TAKE 105!!!! AND ACTION
The director yelled at Gaara CAuse he got his line wrong like 104 times...kinda sad --"
Gaara: stay out of my way...
Temari: NO! I cant let u hurt them!
Gaara:Fine then i'll have to...uh- whats my line?
This is soooo said too look at isnt it i mean really...
Director: ok thats all for today guys Pack it up!
Everyone was packing up while Temari was frustrated cause her stupid brother cant remeber hes words..the ones he says everyday.
Gaara: Its about time! Temari kept messing me up!
Temari: Excuse me u cant even remeber the 10 little lines u have that involve ur favorite lines that invovle killing people!
Gaara: Im to pretty to remember anything Sasuke...
Temari: ITS TEMARI!
Gaara rolls his eyes and looks at his watch and notices that Sakura is late for their evening facial
Kankuro:/...Sometime i feel i have to sisters/
LATER
Konohamru meet up with naruto to tlk about the assingnment Iruka Sensei gave them in his class..(go DADDY!)
Naruto: Whats this tape i hear about?
Kono: well its a tape that im making..My job is to interview people of the village. wanna help me?
Naruto thought for a well and eventually said yes even though he new it would be trouble..but then again how much problems could a little boy and his video cam cause? Not alot right?
AT SAKURA'S HOUSE
Sakura: Sure Konohamaru id love to help u just sit tight while i go and get my make up ok?
Kono:ok i will
Sakura: And make sure Naruto doesnt still anything! got it!
Naruto thought to himself (OO) wait the hell does this girl have ,besides her body, that i could possibly steal?
Well she went into the bathroom and after 3 mins or so they became bored so naruto suggested that the should go spy on her and see what was taking her so long...here's how it went
Kono: Why do girls wear make up boss?
Naruto: I dont knowidea Lets go find out
Kono: here is Naruto's beloved Sakura...She is preparing a red substance on her lips..Is she preparing for battle?
now watch as she puts on powder pale stuff on her face...Whats this???...She appears to be stuffing her bosom with cottin balls...
Sakura: NARUTO!?!?!?!?!?!?KONOHAMARU!?!?!!!!!
Kono:The Sakura creature has spotted us!!!!
Naruto: YA THINK!!!!!!?
Kono: Wow does she look mad!
1 PAINFUL DAY LATER
Kono:You have bad taste in women Naruto
Naruto: It was all ur fault U were being so loud!
Kono:What! This isnt my fault! It was ur idea!
Naruto: Yeah well - hey look there's Neji
Kono: Who?
They walk over to Neji trying to look cool...Goood luck well anyway its kinda werid...You'll see
Naruto: Whats up Neji?
Neji looked all red and sweaty plus surprised...
Neji: Naruto what a surprise.
Naruto:What are you doing?
Neji: uh...//DAMNIT !!!HE IS ON TO ME QUICK MAKE UP A LIE!// uh..I was playing Golf with the...uh- elderly..I was playing golf with the elderly...
Kono: But i just saw u come out of a Casino
Neji's eyes went so big and his face went completely black and red...
Neji: U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME DAMNIT!!!!
Neji had said as he ran off in another direction. they looked at each other and realized how odd that was and decided to let it go while they saw shino and shikamaru coming over.
Shika: Hey naruto..little man what are you guys doing?
Kono: Uh..Hi
Naruto: SO why are u and Shino together?
Shika:blushes/ He's on to us!/ uhh...
Shino: We were going to get raman u want some?
Naruto: WOW really Sweet! Ya no i cant pass up that oppritunity.
AT THE RAMAN BAR THINGY
Kono:/ yuck i think there is something floating in my noodles.../
Welll the started a conversation soo completely boring until they notice Kono's Camcorder thingy...Kono told them it was a project and blah blah blah...So anywayz Naruto asked to interview them...but not before him and Shino went into the bathroom for a moment...
Kono:Hmmmmmm...
Naruto:If yah ask me there is something werid about those 2..
Kono:This looks like a job for-
Naruto:The Future hokage!!!!Naruto Uzimaki!!!!
Kono:What ever lets just go.
IN THE BATHROOM
NAruto and Kono are hidden in one of the stalls...(yes together but shh) Well then the spotted Shikamaru and The Mysterious Shino- KISSING!!!!!!!!
Naruto:whisperingAre you getting this?
Kono:Yes all of it...tehehehe this is great..
Then out of no where they start Fkin in the bathroom.. NAruto was shocked and so was konohamru he almost dropped the camcorder so Naruto being the kind big brother he is covered Konohamru's eyes...
Kono: NAruto! move your hand I cant SEE!!
Shino:Who's there?
Naruto and Konohamru look at each othner and said
RUNNNNN!!!!!! They ran out so fats because they were being chased by Shino's creepy bugs..
Naruto: You and Your Big Mouth!!
Kono: But i wanted to see it it was interesting
Naruto: What are u gay too???!!
Kono: NO! Just Curious!
Naruto: Gross! Now Shut up and keep running!
Later on around 9 the finally escaped Shino's deadly bugs
Kono: We barely made it out of there alive!
Naruto: Because of you!
Kono Shh! Hey look its that creppy sand guy. Yah know from the sand village...
They looked at each other for a moment and peeked over the corner to see what was up...they werent to surprised at wat they sawum...HE WAS MOLESTING A CHILD!!!!
Kid: he is a boyPlease mister my mom wants me home now.
Gaara: Your mom will understand.
Kid: no please dont touch me right there my mom will get angry.
Gaara: Aww come on i want hurt you..
Kono:/OO" Great! Just what I need another Micheal Jackson!/
Kid: My mommy said that guys arent supposed to touch guys like that.
Gaara: She lied its ok sometimes.
Then out of no where the little boys sister comes and looks angry (she is 8 and the boy is 10)
Girl: YOU LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE MICHEAL JACKSON!!!!
Gaara: Micheal Jackson?-
That little girl kicked him
Gaara: OUCH!!! WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!-
Girl: Just because you got a new face and gots no eyebrows doesnt give you the right to molest boys!!!
She walks off with her little brother leaving Gaara in Pain.
Kono: Serves him right! Pervert!
Naruto: Konohamru! What did i tell you about your voice!!!!
Gaara: Naruto???
Naruto was shaking in his pants so hard he was sure he pissed a little..
Naruto: ummm... Hi Gaara old buddy...hehehe..
Kono:WE DID NOT SEE YOU MOLESTING BOYS AND GETTING BEAT UP BY A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!! I SWEAR I DIDNT SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara smiles his evil smile
Gaara: I'll make you a deal..You give me your little young friend here and I wont kill you.
Naruto: well i guess you could-
Kono: NARUTO YOU BETTER NOT!!!!
Naruto: Oh well in that case here is a better idea...RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued...
WOW hahahah evil cliffie!!! What ill happen????
Will Gaara Molest kono or the both of them...find out next time next time folks!!!!
but only if i get one review...tehehehehe see yah...