Okay so this idea came from something my friend said. She says she loves to read fanfiction and sometimes has ideas but isn't good with writing them and i thought that there might be other people out there like that so i decided that if you want to see something written and you have any requests just let me know and i will see what i can do for you and add them into this part for all my oneshots for Pezberry.

Okay to start us off i'm going to write one out for my friend who said she was fed up of reading about a good Rachel and a Badass Santana so i decided to switch them up a bit.

The Switch

Santana walked into Rachel's room and saw her girlfriend at her desk frowning at something on the screen of her laptop. 'What's up hunny?'

Rachel turns to look at her girlfriend and sighed then pointed to the screen still facing Santana she said 'Some of these comments are so annoying'

Santana walked over to the desk and looked over Rachel's shoulder to look at the screen it was on Rachel's Facebook profile.

Quinn: What you doing today man-hands? Homework? More singing? Being a loser?

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Santana can feel her anger bubbling at her friends comments. She knows that Rachel doesn't let it show when they are at school but this stuff actually does affect her. And it annoys Santana that she can't protect her girlfriend at school because no one knows about their secret relationship.

'i wish for one day i could prove them all wrong just let my hair down and relax instead of being uptight Rachel Berry they all think i am'

Then Rachel looks to her girlfriend with a mischievous smirk on her face, Santana can't help but find it hot on her but knows it means something's about to happen.

'What?' Santana asks Rachel with a raised eyebrow.

Rachel's smirk goes into a full on grin 'i think i have just had the best idea ever'

'would you like to enlighten me?' Santana says smiling at her girlfriend.

Rachel pulls Santana on to her lap and holds her there with her arms around her waist 'would you like to swap personalities for the day?'

'What?' Santana says confused.

'come on it would be hilarious wouldn't it, i'll be you for the day acting like you dressing how you would do. And you be like me dressing like me acting like me, it would complete scare the hell out of people and it would make people think they'd gone into a twilight zone. Please Santi.'

Santana smiled at the use of Rachel's nickname for her 'it would be kinda funny to see there faces when i walk in talking and acting like you huh?'

Rachel nods smiling hopefully up at her 'okay, we will do it this should be fun, tomorrow right?'

Rachel nods and smiles happily before leaning her head back Santana gets the hint and kisses Rachel's lips.

They spend the rest of the night getting everything sorted both of their outfits, and the rules and the times. It's to start as soon as they get to school and finishes as soon as the afternoon session of glee is done. They cannot wait for tomorrow to come because even though no one knew this Rachel was actually a secret badass herself.

Rachel got up before Santana in the morning to get ready first. They had decided Santana would stop over so they could plan everything perfectly. She got into her clothes and then went downstairs to get breakfast ready. Santana came down half an hour later smiling to herself. Rachel looked up to Santana as she entered and took in how she looked. Rachel's eyes widened when she saw her girlfriend in what she would normally where and lets just say Santana looked hot in everything. She was wearing a short skirt with knee high white socks, a white shirt with a dark pink sweater over the top with rabbits on, she had a headband that was matching colour to the sweater in her hair. Santana was the same with Rachel she was staring at her appreciatively as she took in Rachel's look. She was wearing tight black skinnies, with a red top that pushed her cleavage up red converses and a tight black denim jacket on over the top her hair loose and curled.

'My gosh Rae you need to wear this shit more often' she said as she made her way towards Rachel.

'could say the exact same thing to you Santi, you have no idea how many thoughts i have just had run through my head' Rachel replied as she dished the breakfasts and turned towards her girlfriend.

'oh i think i might just.' Then Santana looped her fingers through two belt loops and pulled Rachel towards her, she slowly leaned down and kissed Rachel it wasn't rough it was a slow, passionate kiss that had a hidden meaning of want in it as well. Rachel pulled away first and Santana groaned at the loss of contact, in turn making Rachel giggle.

'Breakfast and then let's get this show on the road.'

Santana smiled and took a plate off the side followed by Rachel they took a seat at the table to eat their breakfast.

They were about to go out the door when Santana stopped 'let me see the glare' she said and Rachel turned on her with a glare that was definitely as good as hers she smiled at her girlfriend finding her incredibly hot. 'okay and the smirk' Rachel's face morphed into the signature cocky smirk the Latina normally wore 'perfect do you know how hot you look babe?'

'as hot as you on a normal day I'm guessing' she said with a wink and smile the Latina laughed at her girlfriend before pulling her into a kiss

'exactly' with that they left the house they went in their separate cars as not to raise suspicion.

Santana made sure she turned up first and got out of her car with the smile Rachel usually wore. She made sure she stepped with a spring in her step all the way to her locker just like Rachel would have. When she reached her locker Quinn and Brittney surrounded her.

'what are you wearing S... you look like Rupaul' Santana took a deep breath before turning and facing Quinn.

'Well Quinn i pride myself in looking the best to my ability my sense of fashion is neither your business nor your concern and i would prefer it if you refrain from making such comments in future' Santana finished with the trade mark Berry smile. Quinn's eyes almost fell out of her head when Santana spoke.

'are you sick or injured San?' Santana turned to face her other best friend.

'While i am thankful that you asked me about my health and wellbeing Brittney, i am neither ill nor injured i am actually quite pleasant thank you, how may you be?'

Brittney looked confused and had a little fear in her eyes 'i think San's broke Quinn fix her!'

Quinn looked back to Santana looked slightly annoyed 'what the hell are you playing at Santana stop acting like the midget freak your scaring B'

'i don't understand what you are accusing me of Quinn but i am neither playing anything or acting like a midget freak i am merely just going about my day in a usual fashion now please refrain from insulting me any further for we have glee practice this morning and i have many ideas i would like to share with the rest of our team and i hate to be late as you should know Quinn i am a stickler for being on time now i must be off.' And with that the Latina walked to the end of the corridor with the happy smile in place. She got to the corner and burst into a fit of giggles before straightening up.

Then she saw the doors opening and in walked Rachel.

Rachel walked down the corridor glare in place she made her way to her locker Quinn and Brittney watched her go past having a locker only three down from the Latina. Rachel stopped and turned there were people leaning against her locker if it was any normal morning she would of asked them politely but today she went with 'get the hell out my way before i slushie shower you into next week' Quinn's jaw dropped when she listened and saw the diva say this Rachel got her stuff and then looked at them 'what? Gosh i know I'm hot but no need to drawl everywhere' and with a role of the eyes the diva walked to the corner where the Latina had been watching her.

Quinn walked after Rachel with Brittney in tow as they made their way to glee they turned the corner to see Santana stood there Rachel purposefully knocked into the Latina sending everything in her hands sprawling everywhere 'watch it freak you almost tripped me'

Santana picked her stuff up off the floor and looked to Rachel 'My apologies Rachel i should not have gotten in your way like that i shall watch myself in the future'

'good, later Satan' and with that Rachel walked off with her smirk in place and a sway to her hips. Quinn was looking from the both of them really confused okay what the hell did i drink some funky water or summert?

Santana made it to glee before anybody and was sat at the front with a note book in her lap and a binder underneath with stuff that Rachel had done.

The rest of glee walked in and stopped they rubbed their eyes at the scene in front of them, Santana just straightened up and waved at them happily with a smile on her face. Everyone took their seats and then Rachel came in with an unreadable expression on her face.

'woh hot jew in the room' Puck shouted and whistled then looked her up and down and wiggled his eyebrows.

'Puckerman look at me like that again I'll rip your manstick off we clear?' Rachel growled out and glared at him, Puck gulped and closed his mouth everyone else just looked wide eyed at Rachel whose expression turned into a smirk. Then she went and sat in the back row with her feet on the chair infront of her and pulled her phone out to start texting. She smiled when Santana's name came up.

Hey babe how's your day going? –S

Mr Schue came and looked at everyone he rubbed his eyes to when he saw how Santana and Rachel were.

My day fine babe wat bout urs? –R

Santana smiled when she got the Text off of Rachel and quickly fired one back out of view of everyone.

Hilarious you should of seen Quinn's face earlier –S

I can imagine jaw drop eye's wide-R

Santana giggled at her girlfriend's knowing description and the face came back into view as she remembered Quinn's face when she had seen her and when she had spoken.

That's it exactly haha you looked so hot earlier by the way ;) –S

Wat u on bout San i'm alway hot :P –R

Acting the part now aren't you :P- S

Both Santana and Rachel started giggling which caught everyone's attention, obviously they looked to Santana first for an explanation. She just smiled at them.

'i just had a thought about a routine we could do at regional's but i wouldn't want anyone to strain themselves and then my thoughts lapsed on to Finn falling over in-between a dance move.' Everyone's eyes bulged at Santana's words

Nice save babe :D- R

Then they looked to Rachel 'no ones business so look away' everyone looked from Rachel to Santana confused at the swapped responses they all had the same thought maybe i'm i'll and hallucinating

Haha! Look at their faces :D –S

I no so funny XD –R

Glee went on they decided to do choreography today and so Brittney and Mike were helping people dance Santana took this as an open opportunity when Brittney had to help Finn with another dance move.

'come on guys we can do better than this with my years of dance training I am able to do this easily and yet some lack the training to even move their arms gracefully' Everyone stopped to look at Santana.

'how about you stop being up yourself air bags no one gives a shit what you think' comes the reply from Rachel who stud picking her nails looking uninterested.

'you know Rachel you should really watch your language i do not deserve to be talked to in such ways and would prefer it if you didn't'

'and i would prefer to punch you in the face but i can't looks like we both don't get our ways' Rachel shoots back

'threatening me with physical harm isn't going to help the situation why don't you keep your thoughts and comments to yourself i was merely trying to help'

Rachel stepped forward glare in place the rest of the group took a step back and watched the argument like a tennis match heads going back and forth. 'how about you don't tell me what to do Queen Boobalot and i show you just how much physical harm i can cause' Rachel sneers, mocking Santana.

Finally Mr Schue decides to do something after watching the girls with just as much shock.

'Santana, Rachel stop. I think you both need some time away so i would like you to leave early this session and we will see you later on'

Santana huffed grabbed her stuff and performed and perfect storm out.

Rachel sent out a quick text and left with a 'laters'

Rachel ran to the auditorium once getting there she opened the doors and stood on the stage was one Santana Lopez, as soon as their eyes locked they burst out laughing, Rachel made her way on the stage and sat down on the edge, Santana joined her a little while after, they continued to giggle.

'Oh my god that was hilarious, I love your names Queen Boobalot!' Santana started laughing again Rachel grinned every now and then giggling to.

'did you see their faces, they were like gold fish, head snapping from side to side' Rachel said wiping away tears then doing impressions of their team mates making Santana go into hysterics again.

Soon after the bell rang and so they got up for class they both had math with Mr Riley and so took off. Santana got there first and sat up front note book out homework out and all organised.

Rachel turned up after everyone else and took a seat at the back she grabbed her notepad out and the uncrumpled her homework and placed it on the table, she then leant back in her chair arms folded across her chest and waited for Mr Riley to start teaching.

The class didn't know what to do hardly any of them were listening to the teacher anymore and were now focused on Santana and Rachel, Santana who was raising her hand for every question answering it and then explaining her answer and actually getting it right, Rachel however started to doodle in her notebook acting completely and utterly bored. Halfway through the teachers back was turned so Rachel got her ruler rolled up some paper into a ball and then flicked it at Santana's head.

The first time Santana ignored it like Rachel did, Rachel did it again, Santana huffed but ignored it carrying on writing her notes, the third time it happened the class started to giggle Santana slammed her pen down and turned round eyes focusing on Rachel who had by this point gone back to doodling in her pad Rachel looked up and noticed Santana looking she slid her glare on and met Santana's look until she backed down, once she did however Rachel waited for the teacher to turn around and another piece of paper went flying through the air hitting Santana in the head yet again, Santana let out and exasperated sigh but tried to focus even with half the class giggling.

The all left for the start of recess, Rachel winked at Santana as she left, luckily no one else saw it, and then she was off down the hall and into a bathroom to 'fix her make up,' she smiled when she heard the door go and looked up to see Santana stood there a smirk in place and the rolled up pieces of paper in her hands. Rachel chuckled and turned around so that she was face to face with her girlfriend.

'Would you like something Santana?' Rachel asked slyly a look in her eyes making her girlfriend wanting to take her right there and then. Santana cleared her throat and walked closer leaning against one of the cubicles.

'It took me half way through the lesson to figure out why you would be throwing these at me.' Santana said.

'Well see, you should of known from the beginning.' Rachel said acting innocent.

'Yeah but it wasn't for the reasons everyone thought was it?' Santana said with a knowing look, Rachel clicked her tongue on the roof of her mouth and stayed silent as she let her girlfriend continue. 'I mean I figure it out when the fifth one hit and I saw something on the paper, so I opened it and what do you, a note was written on it, it read, she's like a flower, I had to admit I was slightly confused it didn't sound finished to me. Then another one hit, I opened it and it read, she blooms in to something beautiful. I have to say Rae, I'm proud of you for finding a way to get love notes to me and yet annoy me.' Santana chuckled and then stepped forward and wrapped her arms round Rachel. 'Thank you Rae, they were beautiful.' Rachel smiled and Santana leant down about to kiss her when they heard voices approaching, the quickly broke apart and Rachel turned to face the mirror with a glare in place as she looked through it at the door, to whoever interrupted them.

The door opened and in stepped a giggling Brittany and Quinn, as soon as Quinn looked at the glaring figure of Rachel in the mirror she froze, she had never seen a glare so strong apart from, from Sue. Rachel turned slowly and her eyes fell upon Quinn, who actually had to swallow, Brittany moved closer to Santana who was fighting back a smile at seeing her girl like this.

'What are you staring at manhands?' Quinn tried to snap out, but it was weak and unconvincing.

'I don't that's what I was trying to figure out, if I'm being honest.' Rachel said and continued with a 'Which I am.'

Quinn had gained some of her confidence back and her anger built as she heard that comment, 'And what exactly do you mean by that.'

'I meant that I was trying to figure out whether I was looking at some stuck up bitch, or a two faced prude, but really your both, aren't you Quinn. And don't come the all innocent act, you know I understand why you bully me now, does it make you feel better to pick on the weaker, but really I'm the strongest person you know Quinn and it's killing you I just won't break, well news flash Quinn, I bite back now, you insult me, I'll retort so fast you'll have whiplash for a year.' And with that Rachel left the room, leaving two stunned blondes and a very proud Latina behind.

After the incident with Quinn everything went back to the plan, Rachel walked down the halls with the, Don't Fuck with me unless you want to die, air around her, with Santana watching and thinking of ideas to celebrate their little prank going through her head. Santana walked down the halls, all cheerful and talking to Quinn and Brittany in too many words, the girls didn't have any other lessons together so had to wait for lunch to interact with one another again.

Santana was at her locker this time, her locker door slammed shut, the noise echoing through the hallway and got the attention of the other students passing by. Santana looked to her left to see Rachel stood there.

'Hello airbags, me and you are going to have a little chat.' Rachel said her voice low and sounding menacing. Santana had to swallow down and control the flush she was receiving at the effect Rachel's word were having on her.

'I don't think you realise how rude you are Rachel, you needn't have slammed my locker in my face and you do not get to tell me what to do, especially when you call me such a horrible name, it will especially make me not want to come with you.' Santana inwardly smirked at the last but because she knows it's the exact opposite really. The glint in Rachel's eyes showed that she was feeling the same way.

'Listen to me and listen good sandbags, you will come with me, and you will come with me now, because so help me god if you don't' Rachel whacks her hand on the locker to get her point across, and they both see people flinch. Santana squeezes her thighs together at the hidden message behind her girlfriends word.

'Fine' she says in fake defeat. They walk away from the crowd and out of the door and away from sight.

Soon enough they were both panting and lying down in the back of Santana's car, Santana wrapped and arm around the back of Rachel, who was lying on her side her back resting against the seat, her hand drawing patterns on the Latina's bare stomach and her head on the Latina's chest listening to her heart beat as they calmed down.

'My god Rae you have no idea what you have been doing to me today.' Santana got.

'Oh trust me baby, I think I do.' Santana chuckled and tightened her grip.

'Glee practice in an hour, think we could go another round.' Santana suggested and wiggled her eyebrows at Rachel who had looked up from her position.

'Hell yes we can probably go two more rounds if we tried' Santana didn't even get to answer before Rachel's lips were on hers again.

The girls got their clothes back on and went into the schools bathroom to make themselves look better then like they had just fucked each other senseless, Santana had a dopey and proud grin slapped on her face which made Rachel roll her eyes playfully and chuckle at her girlfriend. They were finally back to normal and the bell rang. They waited five minutes for the hall to be clear and then left. Rachel went to her locker, where as Santana, being Rachel for the day, already had her stuff and walked to glee, she says walk really it was a sort of joyful skip. She wasn't the first there, which was okay because Rachel wasn't anymore either. Tina, Mercedes and Kurt were in there, she heard them whispering and stopped and hid so she could hear them.

'Did you hear what happened in the hall at lunch?' Kurt asked Tina nodded where as Mercedes shook her head so he continued. 'Rachel slammed a locker in Santana's face a demanded they have a talk, insulted and threatened her, apparently it was a complete role reversal, from what the others near by said.'

'Yeah did you hear about Rachel did to Santana in her first class?' Mercedes said, both Kurt and Tina shared a look and then looked back at the girl.

'It started with Rachel pulling out crumpled homework, she didn't even bother answering the teacher, and then she obviously got bored and decided to annoy the Latina by flicking rolled up paper balls at her.' Mercedes finished and all three shared a look.

'What is going on, first the thing with Quinn and Britt in the hallway, then glee, then first lesson and then that thing at lunch, they are acting completely the opposite and like each other, its like freaky Friday for really' Tina said to them.

Santana chuckled and decided she had heard enough so entered with a bright smile plastered on her face and a:

'Hello fellow glee clubbers, what a great day it had been' and then shits down in the front row.

She doesn't notice, well pretends not to, the freaked out looks she gets as the three look at her. Soon the rest pile in soon after, except for Rachel, everybody notices the Diva is missing, Mr Schue turns up before her.

He comes in and claps, 'okay guys- where's Rachel?' he asks noticing the lack of talking.

'Right here Mr Schue.' Rachel says and the whole class goes wide eyed when they see her. Except Santana who was looking at her book.

'Really you would of thought if you liked the club you would...' she trailed off as she finally looked up and saw the girl 'What the fuck happened to you?' Santana says as she jumps up and steps towards her girlfriend.

'Three on one fight with some of the Cheerio's' Rachel explains as she moves to sit down wincing as she upsets the tender spot.

'Who?' Santana all but growls out.

'I don't know I didn't get their names, they just jumped me, buts all good they got what they deserved.' Rachel told her, Santana eyes were wide as they went over her girlfriend, she had a busted lip, her clothes were a little torn, her left eye looked to be bruised, there were bruises everywhere else. Santana swallowed as she sat down next to her girl.

'What did you do to them?' Santana asked, knowing her girlfriend was trained in self defence.

'one has a broken nose, black eye, split lip, another has a bruise on her head from when I wacked it into a locker, maybe a sprained wrist, and a black eye to match her friend, the other has a broken finger after I stepped on it, a bloodied nose, a few bruises on her arms and she hit the back of her head on a door, so all in all not too much damage' Rachel said, never taking her eyes off of Santana, it was the only thing keeping her calm. The rest of the club were opened mouthed at the information, they could not believe Rachel had done that.

All of a sudden three phones went off. Tina, Kurt and Mercedes pulled their phones out, everyone saw their eyes bulge and Jaw go even wider, Puck looked over Kurt's shoulder.

'No way!' he exclaimed and looked around the room 'It was filmed' everyone but Santana and Rachel jumped up to see the video, it was repeated 5 times on each phone and everyone watched in amazement.

'This wasn't part of the plan Rachel.' Santana said as she looked at her exhausted and battered looking girlfriend.

'You think I don't know that San, I wasn't planning on getting jumped,' Rachel said rubbing her forehead.

Santana sighed and rubbed her girlfriends shoulder 'I know I'm sorry Rae, and if you hadn't already of sorted them out I would of.'

Rachel hummed her acknowledgement but was relaxing too far into the shoulder rub to car. Santana just chuckled at her girlfriend, there was still worry in her eyes though.

They hadn't noticed the rest of the clubs attention was back on them, most with raised eyebrows.

'Okay please explain here, did you just call Berry Rae? And she call you San?' Quinn asked.

Santana looked behind her, she didn't care what anyone thought, right now she was just worried about her girlfriend, she had wanted to come out anyway.

'Yeah, Rach isn't like my enemy or anything, she's not my friend either.'

'Okay so what is she?' Quinn asked looking at Santana with her raised eyebrow.

'She's my...' Santana looked to Rachel, who had shifted to look at her, she lost herself in chocolate orbs for a little while and then smiled and looked at everyone else 'She's my girlfriend, and amazing one at that.'

'WHAT? Since when?' Quinn said her eyes going from one to the other.

'About eleven months now.' Santana answers proudly. Quinn's eyes go wide and she sinks back in to her seat as she tried to process this information.

'Oh wow' she hears murmured, Santana just chuckles.

'And this plan you spoke of what was it?' Kurt asked.

'Oh Rachel thought of an awesome idea, we decided to do for fun, so we did it today.' Santana said and looked at them, understanding crossed all of their faces.

'We totally pulled a freaky Friday on you' Rachel chimed in, smiling even if her face ached.

Santana saw the pain in Rachel's eyes and her smile faltered a little, she looked at Mr Schue. 'Mr S, Rach and I won't be staying for the rest of glee, she needs to go home and rest, and have some private nursing' Santana added quietly, only a select few of the group heard her. She chuckled at their faces and smiled at the glint of hope in Rachel's eyes. She helped the girl up and they walked out of the club and to their cars.

'You gonna be okay to drive?' Santana asked.

'I'm sure I'll manage.' With that they got in their cars and met up at Rachel's house, where they spent their night watching their favourite films, and talking, and Rachel got her private nursing.

First one shot done, hoped you guys liked it, I'll be updating this when I'm bored, or have a creative moment for a one shot, or someone requests something, don't hold back I'll have a crack at anything :D

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