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A Funky Fic: Revenge is a sweet reward


Davis dressed in a small pink shirt that showed off his cute teddy bear belly ring and wearing a blue jean mini skirt with matching platform shoes, was walking down the street when all of a sudden he stopped in mid stroll. There in the middle of the road in the middle of a small group of men was Kari giving a strip tease show on top of a parked car.
Davis was able to see Matt in the car's driver seat and Davis could tell he was going to be there only for a limited time as Matt was continuously looking at his watch.
They both spotted Davis watching as Kari was about to unfasten her bra and she immediately jumped in the passenger's side and they both took off. Money was flying off the little car as they sped away.

"I wonder why Kari was giving a show." Davis thought. "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have turned queer. Kari was bound to end up doing something like this."

He turned on his heels and started walking all the way to his friend Tai's house to tell him what he had just saw.


At Tai's house


Tai, another queer, was in his room wearing his new tight muscle shirt as we did the thigh master workouts that he had on DVD. As Davis walked in, Tai continued, with his pants on this time.

"Hey Tai, you know what?" Davis told his RAINBOW colored hair friend.
"What is it?" Tai asked him.


"I saw Kari out on the street doing …" Davis told him what he had seen.


"You're kidding, right?" Tai asked in his now high voice, annoyed. "I'm going to have to bitch slap Matt for that one. Do you think you might know where they would have gone?" He asked with his pinkie in his mouth.


"Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Me! " Davis said raising up his hand like a school kid and shaking it up vigorously. "I think they went to Matt's house. Matt seemed to be driving that way."


"Okay, thanks for telling me." Tai said giving Davis's butt a good squeeze. " If you go with me then maybe later we can come back here and watch Divas Live on VH1. It's supposed to be on at 9 o'clock."


Davis squealed at the thought of watching it with his best friend. He loved Donna Summers and Tai did a great impression of her in the shower.


"Okay," Davis told him." But don't you think you should change into something more appropriate?"


"You're right!" Tai told him taking his pinkie out of his mouth only to speak. He went into his closet to change and came out wearing a blue t-shirt and a long red skirt. "This is much better, Let's go!"


Find out why Matt and Kari were doing that and find out what Tai will do about it in the next chapter of A Funky Fic!