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Warning: Story may cause some Brain Cells to die due to Randomness, Stupidness and Shortness. You have been warned.
Do not attempt at home without Parental Supervision.
Some Crazy Dream From Crazy People Corporation
There were three types of colored shampoo. Red blue and yellow. I used the blue shampoo, but it turned green. The only way I could get rid of my green hair was to get a bottle of yellow. The store was out of yellow shampoo. Some crazy lady bought it all. I finally found her and I chased her around the bay, up and down the escalators. I finally caught her. She said she was out of yellow shampoo, but her friend said there was a new brown shampoo on the market, and she gave me a bottle. I whined and complained, cuz I wanted yellow, but I just accepted the bottle of brown shampoo because it would get rid of my green hair. I was walking home all excited, and I met my friend Leo. He said that I got jipped because the brown shampoo is so thick. I said it would get rid of my green hair and that's what counts. We were walking back to my house when some kids challenged us to a pokemon battle. They chose their pokemon, and Leo chose his pokemon. Then dead silence while they were waiting for me to choose mine. I didn't have any pokemon , but then I got an idea. I grabbed a handful of my brown shampoo and threw it out on the field saying "I choose you!!!!" My shampoo kicked every one else's pokemon, and they all got pissed off. The brown Shampoo didn't work. To this day, My hair is still green.
The end
The moral of the story is… where pokemon are needed and they are not at hand, use the new and improved BROWN SHAMPOO!
End note: the crazy lady's friend was a super genetically engineered salesperson who specialized in a new generation of fun loving, hair obsessed kids. Her new line shampoo can kick anyone's pokemon's ass.
The End ….BOOM!