Once upon a time, far far away, in a distant land called China, there lived a lovely Princess. The Princess had shimmering pointy black hair and beautiful golden eyes. The Princess was very wealthy and lived in a giant palace with his servants. His name was Princess Tao Ren.
Princess Ren had all sorts of cute and cuddly animal friends living in the nearby bamboo forest. They came to the window of the palace everyday to listen to the lovely princess sing lovely songs and tell lovely stories.
One day, the Princess was kidnapped by an evil Ainu prince.. His name was Prince Horohoro and he was not the least bit lovely. He had ungainly blue hair and blue eyes just as ugly. He lived in a giant palace made of ice with his sinister servant, Kororo.
He locked the lovely Princess Ren in an icy tower that loomed over the land. Whenever he was bored, Prince Horohoro would go to the bottom of the tower and scream for the Princess to let down his hair. And so Princess Ren would lean out the window and let the lovely long black spike in his hair down so Prince Horohoro could use it as a ladder.
When he did, Prince Horohoro would climb up it and force the lovely Princess Ren to hand over the hidden stashes of milk that his faithful servant, Bason, would smuggle to him in the night. Then poor Princess Ren would be tormented with anguish as the wicked Prince drank his precious milk in front of his very eyes.
So the lovely Princess lived like this for many years, until one day, another Prince named Yoh came riding by on a horse named Bai-Feng. Wait one second there. Wasn't Bai-Feng Princess Ren's noble steed? Of course. It was because Prince Yoh had borrowed Bai-Feng from the Taos years ago during the Princess's absence due to her kidnapping.
Prince Yoh was a knight in shining tinfoil. His fiance, Lady Anna, claimed that armor was too expensive so Prince Yoh was therefore forced to conpensate with tinfoil.
So, one day, as Prince Yoh was riding through the woods, tinfoil crackling noisily, he managed to hear the screams of a male demanding someone let down there hair. Fascinated, he approached and watched through the woods as Princess Ren let down his spike and Prince Horohoro scrambled up it like a monkey.
A few minutes later, Prince Horohoro left and went back to his ice palace. Prince Yoh decided to see whose lovely hair had been let down and dismounted Bai-Feng. He then walked to the tower and shouted for whoever was up there to let down their hair.
Briefly, a spike came hurling down, almost imapling Prince Yoh. Grasping the hair tightly, Prince Yoh began his ascent. As he neared the top of the tower, he looked into the window. He was amazed to see that the lovely hair belinged to an equally lovely Princess with lovely golden eyes and a lovely kwan dao. Just as he was about to jump into the window, the sinister servant Kororo arrived on the scene.
Kororo swung his leaf dangerously at Prince Yoh. It kind of hurt, so Prince Yoh was forced to climb back down and flee, promising the lovely Princess he would return someday and rescue her. With that, he galloped away into the sunset on Bai-Feng's back.
Princess Ren waited for days for the return of his knight in shining tinfoil. Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months, until finally, Prince Yoh arrived again.
Princess Ren was overjoyed and he instantly let down his spike out the window. Prince Yoh climbed up it and hopped into the window. The two introduced themselves to eachother. Right when Princess Ren was about to offer Prince Yoh some milk, they heard the wicked Ainu Prince, Horohoro, shouting for Princes Ren to let down his hair.
Princess Ren picked up his kwan dao and chopped off the tip of the spike in his hair to form a small sharp projectile. He threw it down out the window and it struck Prince Horohoro in the face. Why hadn't he thought of this earlier? No one will ever know for sure. The wicked Prince screamed in agony and fell limply over. He was no more.
Then, Princess Ren chopped of the rest of his spike to make a rope and tied it to a ledge outside the window. He and Prince Yoh climbed out the window and rode away on Bai-Feng's back. Of course, Princess Ren's pointy hair grew straight back in a second.
Soon, Princess Ren and his knight in shining tinfoil, Prince Yoh, arrived back at the Tao palace in China. Princess Ren was thrilled to be home. He was joyously reunited with his family, and there was much rejoicing. There was a grand celebration at the Tao Palace, with much merrymaking and milk.
The day after the festivities, Prince Yoh, the knight in shining tinfoil, returned to Japan to meet his fiance Lady Anna. Princess Ren was sad that his knight in Shining tinfoil was gone, but he lived happily ever after anyways.
THE END.