House of Facebook(Or really, Chumchatter)
Adopted from MysteryWriter54321 or now known as Girahim is Fabulous. The Anubis gang goes on FB or CC. Weirdness and OOCness included. Does not include an amazing summary, instead it includes a very lame summary. Enjoy!
This chapter is set in season 1, but everyone is friends with Nina.
P.S: I might self-insert myself in a few chapters, just for author's notes and maybe just for fun. :)
Nina: Hello Facebook in England!
Amber, Patricia and 3 others like this.
Comments:
Patricia:So, is Facebook in England any different that in America?
Nina: No, it's still the same Facebook...
Amber: Hi Nina!
Nina: Amber, I'm sitting next to you! You don't have to say hi here.
Fabian and Mara likes this.
Amber: FINE!
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*Offline*
"Hi Nina!" Amber chirped.
"Amber, when I said you could've said it offline, I don't mean literally!" Nina exclaimed.
"Sorry." Amber said as she went back on Facebook. Nina just sighed and followed Amber's lead.
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*Online*
Mara: Do we have a curfew for using Facebook?
Comments:
Nina: Uhhm, no I don't think so...
Mick: Why did you ask?
Mara: No reason really...
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Patricia: Reasons Why Facebook Rules. Okay, go!
Comments:
Nina: Why? You can keep in touch with your friends at home!
Patricia: Just for fun. It's a rule-free social network! No curfews!
Fabian: You can write anything you like! Especially just to rant your feelings.
Alfie and Jerome has logged in.
Alfie: You can play games! BTW, I need neighbours on Farmville!
Mick: You can use Facebook anywhere! They have an app for that!
Jerome: You can look at peoples profiles and use it against them.
Mara: If you're shy, you can chat with your friends and crush without feeling embarrassed! And Jerome, really?
Amber: U can mak a page 4 advetisin ur stuf.
Patricia: OKAY STOP! YOU'RE ALL SPAMMING MY WALL! AND. AMBER. PLEASE. USE. A. DICTIONARY. Just to finish this, NO VICTOR!
Jerome, Nina, Fabian and 10 others like this
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Victor: It is 10 o'clock, get to sleep.
Comments:
Alfie: It's 9:59! One more min... Okay, NOW it's 10.
Amber: OMA! VICTOR HAS A FACEBOOK!
Alfie: NO! IT CAN'T BE HIM!
Nina: I just saw Victor on a computer! It MUST be him!
Alfie: Oh, I thought- HE'S ON A COMPUTER?!
Amber: *Gasp*
Jerome: WHAT SICK ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE AM I IN?!
Alfie: IT MUST BE A SIGN THAT ALIENS ARE INVADING EARTH!
Amber: OR THE END OF THE WORLD!
Nina: OR the more important fact, NO MORE FREEDOM ON FACEBOOK!
Jerome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mick: I enjoyed living.
Patricia: There goes two perks for being on Facebook...
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*Offline*
"I can't believe Victor has a Facebook!" Patricia complained.
"I can't believe he even KNOWS how to use a computer!" Nina exclaimed.
"If he has a Facebook, who knows how long it might take for him to have an account on Sweeter, Pinterest..." Fabian trailed not wanting to go on.
"And all the other social-networking sites!" Mick finished for Fabian. The Anubis gang looked at each other for a brief moment.
"We HAVE to end that!" They chorused.
"Hey! Why are we saying things in unison? This is not Choral Speaking!"
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*Online*
Nina created Anti-Victor On Social-Network group.
The Anubis gang joined this group.
Mick created No Computer for Victor group.
The Anubis gang also joined this group.
Mara created The Anubis Gang group.
The Anubis gang joined this group too obviously.
Fabian created Unnamed Boarding School group.
Would the Anubis gang stop making groups?!
Comments:
Nina: Boy, Facebook in England sure has an attitude.
Fabian, Amber and 5 others like this.
Patricia: I agree. Sassy much?
Mick, Mara and 8 others like
Alfie created Alien Rulez group.
The Anubis gang finally didn't joined a group. If they did join this, they are idiots.
Comments:
Fabian: Facebook sure is rude.
Nina, Mick and 3 others like this.
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Nina: Okay, perks is done, so now it's The Disadvantages of Facebook. GO! You can't tag pictures or songs or links or people.
Comments:
Jerome: No dislike button!
Amber: The aperase is very ugly!
Patricia: Amber, it's appearance. you can't edit your posts!
Fabian: There isn't much convenience to it.
Mara: you can't facetime with others!
NOTE: Facebook has shut down for renovations. Sorry for our inconvenience.
(Translation: Facebook has closed for a while. We ARE not sorry for our inconvenience you humans. So long, humans!)
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*Offline*
"What happened?" Nina asked.
"I don't know! It suddenly shut down!" Amber said.
"Did Facebook read our comments?" Mara questioned.
"I thin-"
"It's ten o'clock! You have five minute precisely and then I want to hear a pin drop!" Victor's voiced boomed. Everyone quickly ran to their rooms to sleep.
"I guess we'll have to wait till next week to find out."
And that's a wrap! I'm being tallied by my relatives so sorry this was too rushed. Bye!
