So… this is for WillTheRealHarryPotter's WorstCase Survival challenge! :D
Prompt:
How To: Crash Land a Plane
With: Courtney!
Courtney turned on the camera, and it showed her in a cockpit (hehe), holding the camera and behind the pilot and co-pilot.
"Okay, so this is my awesome, fantastic, trustworthy, smart, and helpful lesson on how to crash land a plane!" Courtney said, and placed the camera on the 'dashboard' of the plane. "So, these two pilots have been kind enough to let me crash land their plane!" Courtney announced with a smile and a wink to the pilot.
"Uhh… yeah… 'let' you.." the pilot said while looking around nervously.
"Yes. You LET me!" Courtney said, holding back an angry look. "Why don't you two just drive me up there, and keep your mouths SHUT!" Courtney said, and sat on a flight attendants seat. As the plane took off, her eyes widened and she held back a barf.
"Okay Miss Courtney, we're ready for you to crash land!" the pilot said, and he and the co- pilot stepped out of the cockpit (hehe) and pushed Courtney in.
"Wait, you're not gonna HELP ME?" Courtney asked as the pilot got all her equipment ready, and quickly shook his head and ran out. "W- what do I do?" Courtney asked. She heard the plane door open.
"I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!" the pilot yelled as he and the co- pilot jumped out with parachutes.
"No! U- um…" Courtney muttered as she looked at the buttons, and finally pushed the one that said 'Auto Pilot'. "Whewwww…" Courtney said as she got up and closed the plane door. She picked up the camera from the dashboard, and looked into it.
"Okay, so some pilots decided to be DOUCHE BAGS! And leave me! I'm not gonna do this, because I expected them t at least teach me how to cra-" she was interrupted by a loud 'BOOM' and the plane shaking. "CRAPP!" Courtney yelled, and looked out the window and saw Izzy in a small plane, throwing bombs at her.
"HAHAHA! BOOM BOOM!" Izzy yelled, and threw another bomb.
"GAHHHH!" Courtney yelled, and got in the pilot's seat and started to push the handles downward, and the plane jerked up. "WOAH!" she yelled, and pushed the other way. Izzy threw another bomb, and it blew up the left wing. Courtney kept pushing the plane down, and it crashed into the ground and set on fire.
The camera's screen was cracked, and it still had a view on Courtney's head banging on all the buttons. She lifted her head, and moaned in pain.
"Soo… that's how you crash land a pla-" Courtney was interrupted by her seat ejecting and instead of the roof going off for Courtney to get out of the plane, it slammed her against the roof, knocking her out.
The Next Day, in the Hospital
Courtney lied in her hospital bed, and the nurse walked in with someone on a wheelchair.
"Say hello, to your new roommate!" the nurse said, and turned the wheelchair around to see Izzy grinning evilly. Courtney freaked out, and struggled to get away from Izzy. She squirmed an squirmed and fell out of the bed, landing flat on her face.
"Hahahahaha! You're soooo funny Courtney!" Izzy laughed.
Hope you enjoyed XD