DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYONE OR ANYTHING..... THIS SONG IS FROM DISNEY'S BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AND IS NO WAY IN ANY WAY OR FORM MINE.
PLOT: The Rock is backstage and is very upset and angry, for whatever reason. So some of the guys in the back are trying to cheer him up, especially Mick Foley. The setting is probably around late 90's early 2000.... whatever. Chorus is sung by other wrestlers, (you pick which ones you'd like to imagine is singing,... I don't care)
This is really corny and there's no story plot... This song has the same amount of syllables as the original, but the doesn't rhyme as well. Anyways enjoy.
[Mick Foley:]
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Rocky
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Rocky
Even when taking your bumps
There's no man on earth as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as The Rock
No one's quick as The Rock
No one's strudel is as sought out as The Rock's
For there's no man in here half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Al, Chris or Austin
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
[Chorus:]
No one's strong like The Rock
No one's long like The Rock
[Mick:]
No one raises the people's eyebrow like The Rock
[The Rock:]
As a specimen, yes, I'm electrifying
[Chorus:]
My what a guy, that Rocky
Drops rockbottoms
While millions chant
[Mick:]
The Rock is the best
And the rest is all shit
[Chorus:]
No one fights like The Rock
Douses lights like The Rock
[Ken Shamrock:]
In wrestling no one can lay the smackdown like The Rock
[Divas:]
For there's no one as burly and brawny
[The Rock:]
As you see I've got biceps to spare
[Mick:]
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[The Rock] (That's right!)
Go one on one with the Great One if you dare!
[Mr. Socko:]
No one hits like The Rock
[Kane:]
Matches wits like The Rock
[Mick:]
Stick a shined boot straight up a candy ass like The Rock
[The Rock:]
If you smell la la loww what the Rock is cooking
[Chorus:]
Rocky Rocky Rock-!
[The Rock:]
Backstage,the Rock is interviewedby some sick freaks
Kevin Kelly the ugly hermie
Micheal Cole,Know You're Role! Coach, stop kissing ass cheeks
The Rock says Shut your Mouth, Jabroni!
[Chorus:]
No one sings like The Rock
Loves pie eating like The Rock
[Mick:]
Gets away with insulting 'Taker like The Rock
[The Rock:]
That ruddy poo with Mickey Mouse tattoos
[Chorus:]
My what a guy, The Rock!
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