Miscellaneous Short Drabblethings

by zazzypaws

...these serve no real purpose other than allowing me to vent frustration through writing or keeping myself amused. Some swearing and angsting may be present in some chapters.

1. Head

My head's not big. Everyone says it is.

It's not.

It's not, really. It's not.

Big head my ass.

I'm tired of this.

.

.

.

Tomorrow I'm making a head-shrinking syrum.

Yeah. That'll show 'em.