A/N this was inspired by Mika's song Big Girls and the way Jack looks at Rhys secretary Ruth

Looking at his watch again Jack sighed loudly as he let his head fall back against the padded back of the booth he was sitting at. Where the hell is Ianto!? He knew Ianto was mortified at the prospect of actually meeting him in a pizza place instead of ordering in – but Jack liked this place – they always put extra toppings on for him. He looked up when he heard the bell over the door jangle hoping it was Ianto, especially now he was nearly half an hour late.

"Oh..." he breathed as he watched her make her way to the counter. Girl you are beautiful...

"Diet coke and a pizza please..." she gave her order.

Diet coke!? Jack screamed in his head, imagining falling to his knees in front of her. Big girl you are beautiful... Unconsciously he drew his bottom lip between his teeth as he let his eyes roam over her, his heart beating faster, his breathing getting deeper. A real woman needs a real man...and that man could so be me...

She picked up her tray and turned to look at the full restaurant vainly searching for a place to sit.

Jack looked around the room noticing at the same time she did there were no empty tables.

A man wearing a long coat stood at a near-by table, catching her eye he indicated that she could share his table; she cast one more glance around the room before moving towards him.

Curves in all the right places...he tried to stop his mind going to all the places it so wanted to, as he watched her walk towards him; as she sat down opposite him all his willpower went out the window.

"You're not eating?" she asked as she went to pick up a slice of pizza.

"Ah...I was waiting for someone..." he replied smiling.

"Oh," she said moving to vacate the table. "I'm sorry."

"No stay," Jack practically yelled reaching out a hand towards her. Smooth!

Startled by his outburst she sat back down again.

"Sorry," he said sheepishly. "I didn't mean to..."

"That's okay," she hastily replied, flattered that such a man would want her sitting with him. "But if I stay...you have to share this with me."

Jack grinned. "My name's Jack by the way."

"Rhiannon," she replied smiling back. Oh you are a pretty one!

They chatted easily as they shared her pizza, Jack turning on the charm.

Rhiannon noticed he was flirting mercilessly with her; she couldn't help but wonder, even though she was married if he were serious. "You talk a good game Jack..."

Jack looked her in the eye letting all he was thinking show clearly in his gaze.

She swallowed – very, very tempted.

He could see the indecision in her face. "Since I saw you walk in here...my heads been working overtime..."

She quirked an eyebrow at him.

He moved to the other side of the booth to sit next to her, placing his hand on her leg under the table he whispered in her ear. "The things we could do..."

Her heart hammered in her chest; she looked at him. "No need to fantasise..."

A grin spread across Jack's face; taking her by the hand he led her out of the restaurant to the SUV parked outside.

Ianto walked down the street towards the pizza place in time to see Jack exit. Oh shit! He watched as Jack opened the passenger door for the woman – one thought on his mind – especially since he knew what would be on Jack's.

"Nice car," she said as Jack got behind the wheel and started the engine.

"Thanks," he replied looking over at her the grin still on his face as he put the car in gear and pulled away from the curb.

Ianto stared after the car in disbelief. "That's my sister you bastard!" he yelled after the SUV as the red taillights raced out of sight.