TA: ahem Just in case you didn't know…I own NOTHING!!

Famous Quotes and Actions the Gundam Characters Would Never Say or Do(well, at least the famous quotes and actions)

Dr. J: Heero, I am your father…..

Heero: Really?

Dr. J: no, I just always wanted to say that

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Duo: is tied to a chair pouting with a haircut like Professor G's

Prof. G: holding scissors I shall call him, Mini-Me

Duo: Damn you Professor! I'm taller, and smarter and too damn more sexy than you!

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Dorothy: And in the name of the moon, I shall punish you! is wearing a sailor moon outfit and her hair is in the two ponytails, but she still has the twig-brows mutters C'mon Quatre honey…

Quatre: groans is in a tuxedo mask outfit* Dorothy, I'm not going to do this! a rapier flies right by his head and embeds into the wall Er, then again…

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Heero: wearing a large fake afro, mustache, a tie-dye tee-shirt and ripped jeans, and a peace symbol "Give peace a chance, (doot doo wah…)"

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Heero: Never let go Relena hanging onto the floating thing in titanic

Relena: I won't Heero…

Heero: thinks Wait a minute, what the hell am I thinking! I don't wanna die for that bitch! holds his breath and dives under the thing comes up underneath it and knocks the pretty bitch over and off climbs onto the thing instead Ah, much better…

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Wufei: riding a pony The British are coming!! The British are coming!!

Quatre: okay Wufei, I think you've had enough fun with the mechanical pony…

Wufei: Aw c'mon Quatre, just one more quarter…

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Relena is walking along a brick road when there is a sound of something falling and a house lands on her all of the other Gundam wing characters as chibis come out and look at her feet sticking out from under the house before breaking into a chorus of "Ding Dong the Bitch is dead!"