one day gordon freeman looked in the mirror and he was a gordon ramsey with HIV suite and he called himself master chef gordon freesay, and he was like hhahahaha master chef like gaylo and put on a master chef helmet and was like "wow i look funny!" gordons phone ranged and he picked up it. "hello this is i need u to kill doctor mobius at the big mountains think tank i mean forbbidon zone!" gordon put on shades (yes hes still wearing a helmet) and got on a tri-cycle and rolled around at the speed of sound. all the way too. big mountain and he met DOCTOR KLIEN IN THE THINK TANK! AND THEY TALKED FOR LIKE FIVE hours AND THEN gordon whent out and tried to get the dr mobious but couldnt because he wasnt cool enough. "FUCK" he said and then boom happend as explosion and it was shovel knight and he said "hello mr gordan freeman i will help u become cool enough to kill mobenix!1!" and gordon was like ok and then shovel spade knight said "we need more cool ppl to get past the cool barrier" so they lookid and found our lord and saviour satan and satan sommuned gaku and megamun and they were like "ok cool" and helped gordon kill mobious. they REKT the cool barrier and then the gaurd putt putt the purple car JUST SHOWS UP and kills satan and everyone else. haha jk. everyone died exepct gordon freeman and than gordon freemans helemt broke and he say he wasnt gordon ramsey but that one loser from half life 2. he was like noooo and then crie. and then freddy faxmachine bear just kinda apperars and kills putt putt! and then dr mobious shows up with minigun arms and shoots gordon and he dies. but he respawns and has to sit through the faxbear cutscene again and then does quick time event and doges miniguns. gordon pulls out some shitty pistol and kills mobious. and then erar yeaguer kills gordon so now gordon has to watch the cutscene and kill mobious again. and then gordon is out of extra lives and he kills aaron keaher and then shia labeouf is running at him and gordon shoots him with minigun that shoots gordon went home and saved the day. BUT WAIT! HE ISNT DEAD, SHIA SUPRISE, THERES A GUN TO GORDONS HEADD! but then gordon is like no and shia leaves because hes a nice pierson. and then gordon turned on noclip in the console and went out of the skybox and then opend console and did server_changemap_ctf_2fort and then it was tf2 and no one likes 2fort so everyone died the end