Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon in anyway, shape or form

Song 1: Sailor Scaredy Cat

Running away by moonlight, Losing boyfriends by daylight

Always running from real fights, she is the one named Sailor Scaredy-Cat

She is to scared to turn her back on her friends, She's always screaming

and running to defend, She is not one to depend on she, She is the one named..

Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter!

Her secret powers would be of use of her (If she would get over hear fears)

She is the one named Sailor Scaredy-Cat

(Guitar Solo)

Running away by moonlight, Losing boyfriends by daylight

With the Sailor scouts to do all the work

she is the one named Sailor Scaredy- Cat

she is the one named Sailor Scaredy-Cat

She is the one, Sailor Scaredy- Cat

Song 2: Sailor Whale

Eating fatty foods by moonlight,

Gaining wait by day light

Always stuffing her face during a fight,

She is the one named Sailor Whale

She'll turn her back on her friends for a cookie,

She's to busy munching to defend

She is not someone would bother with,

She is the one named…

Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter!

Her secret powers are unusable because of all her fat

She is the one named Sailor Whale

(Guitar Solo)

Eating fatty foods by moonlight,

Gaining wait by day light

With her friends trying to make her lose wait

She is the one named Sailor Whale

She is the one named Sailor Whale

She is the one, Sailor Whale

Song 3: Sailor Lazy

Sleeping by moonlight,

Falling asleep in class by daylight

Always to lazy to fight,

She is the one named Sailor Lazy

She'll sleep while her friends are being killed

She's to busy napping in Queen Beryl's bed to help defend

She needs so serious strong coffee

She is the one named Sailor . . .

Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars! Sailor Jupiter!

Her super powers are sleeping and eatinh

She is the named Sailor Lazy

(Guatair solo)

Sleeping by moonlight,

Falling asleep in class by daylight

With her sleeping constantly the Sailor Scouts are doomed

She is the one named Sailor Lazy

She si the one named Sailor Lazy,

She is the one, Sailor Lazy

Song 4: Sailor Idiot

To stupid to use her powers by moonlight

Failing tests by daylight

To retarded to help fight

She is the one named Sailor Idiot

She's to stupid to realize she's missing her moon wand

She can't defend her self because she forgot her attackk

No one should depend on her to save them

She is the one named..

Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars! Sailor Jupiter!

Her powers have abandoned her

She is the one named Sailor Idiot

(Guatair Solo)

To stupid to use her powers by moonlight

Failing tests by daylight

With the people of earth dying

She is the one named Sailor Idiot

She is the one named Sailor Idiot

She is the one, Sailor Idiot

Song 5: Sailor Klutz

Getting nearly ran over by moonlight,

Falling on Darien by daylight

To busy trying to get up to fight

She is the one named Sailor Klutz

She'll try and defend her friends

Though she'll land on her ass instead,

She can sometimes be depended on

She is the one named...

Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars! Sailor Jupiter!

Her powers keep failing her

She is the one named Sailor Klutz

(Guatair solo)

Getting nearly ran over by moonlight,

Falling on Darien by daylight

With the Sailor Scouts to help fight

She is the one named Sailor Klutz

She is the one named Sailor Klutz

She is the one, Sailor Klutz

DMP: Wow I did it I came up with some stupid songs

BTW I do not hate Sailor moon, I just though this would be fun to post

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