Why love me?
A/N: The pairing featured on this ff is, OBVIOUSLY, Kaka/Anko .
This started as a oneshot, then it grew like a monster with thousands of tentacles o.O I got scared and kept writing it! Hehe
Here we go, hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto in any form or way (I would love to own Kakashi, but well he's just an anime character right? iii .) The only thing I do is abuse the characters created by Masashi-sensei.
This fanfiction is dedicated to a good friend of mine that writes wonderful ff, LIRA W.M. (And too all of those that write cool stuff on this WONDERFUL pairing, but Lira is first OKI?! .)
Domo Arigato for the inspiration!!
CHAPPY ONE
- Maybe I'll have a big bag of those and another of those over there! – a violet haired shinobi pointed, licking her lips with anticipation.
- Mitarashi-san, is that all?
- Yep, a week without my sweet babies almost killed me. But like always, passing here brings light to my day!! – she laughed at the shop owner, she was happy with just the thought, of eating all of those sweets sitting close to her fireplace. Tomorrow would be her day off, so she would have the entire day to be with them, and getting her face stuffed in sugar. 'Awww, heaven!!' she thought while leaving the shop.
With happy, sweet thoughts Anko went out to the busy streets of Konoha. She stopped a bit to take one dumpling, but when she was about to take a big bite, felt a bump on her shoulder making all of her valuable possessions fly right to the floor.
- YOU'RE SO DEAD, BASTARD!! – she yelled to the poor 'kamikaze' that dared to make her spoil all those culinary delights.
- ABUNAI-SEMPAI! Run Sakura, or we're better dead! – Naruto screamed to his pink haired companion. – RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
- Yo, Anko-san! Sorry about all this, you know h…
- OH NO, HATAKE!!! DON'T YOU THINK YOUR SMOOTH TALK WILL GET YOU OUT OF THIS ALIVE!! – Anko already had one hand full of shuriken, and a kunai on the other. She stood there shooting death glares to an extremely scared grey haired shinobi.
- Oi, oi Anko! Calm down, let me speak before you kill me, will you? – Kakashi asked the murderous woman, with his arms up as saying 'I come in peace!'
She crossed her arms over her chest and looked at Kakashi. He just kept thinking to himself 'Man, I'm in deep shit!'.
- Go ahead speak your last words, porn-freak!
- Ok, first of all gomenasai! – he made a deep bow reinforcing his apologies. She got a bit surprised by that action, but he was so not off the hook, yet! – I tried to dodge you, but Naruto and Sakura cornered me and I had no other chance, gomen.
- You can't even control your students Hatake, how pathetic! – she frowned, the weapons she held were put away on her back pouch.
- Yeah, lively kids! – he scratched the back of his head, and smiled at her. – Anyway, what can I do to replace those? – he pointed at the paper bags she had been carrying.
- You'll pay for them obviously! But due to my psychological stress, you'll buy me double ration!
The two shinobi went to the store, but the shop owner said they had to wait for at least half hour before the new sweets get ready. They decided to have a cup of tea, while waiting.
They silently sipped their teas, Kakashi as always read his beloved Icha Icha and Anko dreamily drooled, while looking at the sweets in the store's display. After a few moments of silence, Anko looked at Kakashi quizzically.
- Mind if I taste yours, Hatake? – she asked, breaking the silence between the two. He looked at her over the orange book he was reading.
- Hnn?
- You asked for spiced tea, I never tasted it! May I? – she pointed childishly towards Kakashi's tea.
- Ok, go ahead. Do as you want! – he allowed, resuming his reading.
She shyly took his cup and carefully sipped the spiced tea, savouring it with her eyes closed. She slowly sniffed the tea, trying to realize what spices the tea had in it. Kakashi was looking at her, was she making it on purpose or he was just imagining stuff. The things she was doing to his tea were plain sexy, she was playing with him, then it hit him, she was drinking from his cup 'Indirect kiss!? Oh man… No! Must stop thinking like that.'. She turned back to the shop owner, and her waist jacket opened slightly letting him see what the fishnet was 'supposed' to hide: her round and perky breasts, his eyes staring at them and nothing else, in just one second his world had become just that part of Anko's body.
Heavy nosebleed
- Kakashi are you ok? – Anko asked him when she turned to face him and saw all that blood oozing from his face.
- Bleh, I'ghm xhust thine! Thu mutche sunneh!
- Maybe I should find Sakura or Shizune. Just wait there, I'll be right back! – Anko shot out the door. Seeing blood, revived too many bad memories. She had no medical skills, so she had to look for someone who could help that porn-freak.
Meanwhile, back at the shop.
The waitress brought Kakashi a towel for him to clean his face, also concerned with the possible insulation the shinobi could have.
The owner looked at the grey haired jounin and smiling spoke while taking a seat next to him.
- I've heard people calling it a lot of things but calling it an insulation that's a first timer… - he winked at the man in front of him, who was now blushing heavily.
- Eh?! – Kakashi blinked at the insinuation behind the old man's words.
- You were staring at the girl, well, at least you're staring at a part of the girl! – he winked again.
- No I wasn't! I was just reading my book, when I read something a itty bitty more suggestive, that's all.
- Whatever… but let me tell you a secret. – he signalled to Kakashi for him to get closer. – I've known Mitarashi-san for many years and she never seemed so worried with anyone like the way she did for you, just now. – Kakashi's eyes widened. – Maybe I'm mistaken, but she seems to have some interest in you too!
- I'm not sure if I'm understanding, where you're trying to get.– Kakashi shot at the man 'Why did he say those things to me?'
- And by the way, you could have dodged her. – the old man winked at the confused shinobi, that started to blush heavily once again, while getting up and returning to his register machine.
Kakashi was puzzled by the man's words, was he really interested on that tomboy, Mitarashi Anko? Or that man was getting senile? 'I've always loved to live on the edge, but this is too much. It's mere suicide!'
- Oi Kakashi, look who I've found! – Anko was dragging a very confused and scared Sakura with her.
-Kakashi-sensei! What happened?
- It was too much sun on my head, and maybe too much reading for the day! – he scratched the back of his head.
While Sakura pumped some healing chakra on the bridge of his nose, Kakashi's eyes went for the violet haired shinobi that happily chose the sweets that he would pay. His eyes probed her from head to toe, and after what the shop owner had told him he started to look at her, 'Konoha's greatest tomboy' under a completely different light. 'Must be the nosebleed. The blood loss makes me think this stuff.'
- UOUUU! I'll want some of those! – came the excited voice of Anko, when she saw her beloved dango coming from the steaming kitchen.
Kakashi looked at the hyperactive woman and thought to himself 'I surely can use some of them too!'
- Kakashi-sensei I don't understand what happened, but you'll be ok now. Just try to stay away from the sun for a while. – Sakura warned him. – I'll be going now, Tsunade-sensei is probably looking for me! Bye!
- Yo, Anko-san hold your horses! I'm not millionaire.
Maybe if he knew how to play this game, he could manage to survive this and "get some of that". It's just a matter of mind games and teasing, pressing all the right buttons. After all he was a genius, maybe he could manage to succeed were many had failed, with somewhat disastrous results.
Two months ago, Genma tried to kiss her after Konoha's Festival, of course Anko took her terrible revenge on him. Three broken ribs, one punctured lung and his spleen ruptured, Genma got out of Konoha's General last week. Everytime he sees her, he goes pale, look at the floor and run.
Kakashi shook his head, trying to keep the image of Genma full of bandages off his mind.
He paid for the sweets, and thought to himself that she had taken a very heavy revenge on his wallet. The shop owner smiled at them suggestively and that made Anko think about what had happened while she was out, looking for someone to help Kakashi and his massive bleeding. Maybe the shop owner saw Kakashi's reading material and was himself another pervert 'A closet perv? EWWW!', probably they spent all that time speaking about all the things they read on those hentai books.
She tried to reach for the paper bag that held her sweet treasure, but a gloved hand got to them first.
- Oi, porn-freak! Those are mine, paws off!! – she protested, patting him on his hand.
- The least I can do, is to make sure this gets home safely. – with an hint of a simile under his mask, he strode off the store.
Anko looked at him, scratching the back of her head, 'What the hell is going on with him?', then while looking at the back of his vest, it hit her, 'Why is someone like him, being so damn nice to me? What have I ever done to him? What he's trying to get?'
While they walked the streets of Konoha, on the way to Anko's house, everyone stared at them. The two most tragic shinobi of the village were walking side by side, the most unconceivable couple in history: the only son of the infamous White Fang and Orochimaru's only apprentice, by the looks of it they seemed to be getting along pretty well. He was carrying a bag of sweets unusually pleased with life and she followed him without making a ruckus throughout the village, or bullying the kids, she was just silently gazing at his back, at grasp range.
- Oi, Kakashi! Wasup? – a cloud of white smoke denounced Kakashi's good friend.
- Yo! See you're fine also… - his lazy eye travelled to Asuma's company, Kurenai. – Yo Kurenai, is he behaving or I'll have to teach him a few tricks? – he smiled openly at the couple before him.
- Don't know what you're talking about.- blushing and spotting Anko on Kakashi's back, smirking she pointed at her friend.- Apparently I'm not the only one here getting ok.
- What are you smirking at Kurenai? – Anko shot at her best friend.
- There's no need to get all flustered 'cause of an innocent little joke, Anko-chan. – Kurenai eased her friend with her arms above her heard. – Please put that kunai back on the pouch.
An awkward silence fell upon the four shinobi.
cicada's noise
- By the way, tomorrow is my birthday, so you two are invited. My house is too small, so we're all going to the sake bar to celebrate. – Asuma announced. – You two are coming right?
- Sure! – Kakashi accepted the invitation.
- Ok, ok, I'm in, but alone eh!.- glaring at the silver haired jounin, Anko was so annoyed with their insinuations, that was feeling an uncontrollable need to shed blood. Asuma's blood! And Kurenai's too! Well, by the way, Kakashi's too, he didn't help her fight off the idea of them being a couple, leaving her all alone to defend her honour.
Gazing Kakashi's back, Anko only thought of a painful way to make him pay for that humiliation.
'Ripping off his wallet! Nope, done that!'
'Try to take his mask off! Nope, almost everyone in Konoha tried but no one succeeded!'
'Dying his hair pink! Hehehe that sounds nice!'
'Make someone think he loves her! Uouuu, guess he is not the only genius in Konoha! That should annoy him!'
Anko was still lost on her thoughts when they reached her apartment door. She had slowly guided him through the streets of Konoha, completely lost making devilish plans on how to make him suffer the most.
- Well, I'm home! Now give them back, they're mine! – she snatched the candy's bag from his grasp. – Shhoosh, out!
Kakashi just stood there, Icha Icha in one hand and looking blankly at the now empty hand.
- Oi, Hatake! Stop pestering my doorway, you've done enough for one day…snap out of it!
He woke up from the trance, looked at her, blinked twice and disappeared with a poof of white smoke.
'Man what's wrong with him, that porn must be bad for brain cells!' Anko thought to herself while closing the door behind her, and smiling widely at the large paper bag that had an insane amount of all of her little babies.
A/N: Well, there you have a little appetizer for the next chappy:
Maybe the Dango Shop Owner was right, but well it's Anko we're talking about right?! hehe Poor Kakashi! Well, no more spoilers…
You already know the drill, READ and REVIEW! I really can't improve if I don't get feedback right?!
BTW I'm not an English-speaker (I'm Portuguese, so you get the point right?!), so don't pester me with my mistakes (unless you're kind and help me with them oki?! hehe). So, no flames (puppy eyes) only constructive critics.
Oi, if you really enjoy this pairing, just take a look on my deviantArt page, and check the doujinshi I'm doing! Hehe
LIRA YOU RULE!! hehe