Warning: The following Wizard of Oz parody contains elements from the original book with references to the movie Oz: The Great and Powerful. This is to mix things up and make it different from the usual parodies.


It seemed like such a normal morning in Gravity Falls. Mabel got up, chose her outfit for the day, and ate breakfast. All in all, everything was just fine.

At first.

Something was off, and that something was the absence of Dipper, Stan, and Waddles. It was as if Mabel was the only one home. Curious, she left the Shack.

But instead of the usual Oregon scenery, Mabel saw a small, colorful village populated by creatures that resembled gnomes. One of them spotted her. "Thank you for killing the wicked witch!" it said.

"Are you cray-cray?" Mabel asked. "I didn't kill any witches!"

Suddenly, a small snowstorm appeared in town. When it vanished, a girl was revealed. She looked like Pacifica, only she was wearing a red outfit and silver high heels. "Um, yeah you did," she said.

"Who are you?" Mabel asked.

"I'm Alyssa, the Witch of the North" the girl explained. "You emerged from that cabin, which fell out of the sky and crushed Evanora, the Witch of the East."

"Was she really wicked?" Mabel asked.

"Well, not exactly," Alyssa answered. "She was more of a power-hungry witch. I mean, sure she was wicked, but even she had standards."

"Sounds like I killed an innocent person," Mabel said, glancing at the Shack.

"Oh no," Alyssa said. "It's a good thing she's dead. She actually tried to kill my sister, so there's no need to worry."

"So now what?" Mabel asked.

"Since you killed Evanora, you now take possession of the source of her powers," Alyssa explained. She clicked her heels three times, causing an emerald amulet to appear around Mabel's neck.

"This thing?" Mabel asked. "This was the source of her powers?"

"Her electrical powers to be exact," Alyssa said. "My sister told me she thought she destroyed it, but it was later found out that it was merely a replica. This, however, is the real deal. You seem like a good person, so you have to hold on to it. There's no doubt Evanora's sister will find out and she'll want the amulet for herself."

"Wait, she has a sister?!" Mabel asked, worried.

"She's Theodora, the Witch of the West," Alyssa continued. "Last time I saw her, she was a kind fire witch. Not that bad looking, if I do say so myself. Then a few years ago, I got this message from my sister explaining she became wicked. Of course, I went to Theodora's place to see for myself, and she changed so much, she didn't look like the same person I knew for years. She went on and on with how hideous she became, but personally, she was kinda pretty for someone with green skin. I even told her that to cheer her up. I mean, sure her heart was destroyed, but I know she's still my good friend, no matter how wicked she is now."

"How wicked is she?" Mabel asked.

"She made Evanora look like a good witch," Alyssa said. "You can't let Theodora get this amulet. She might be my friend, but there's no telling what she'll do with fire and electrical powers. My best bet is for you to go back to your home."

"I don't know how," Mabel said. "Can't even remember what happened last night."

"Then you might want to visit Oscar Diggs," Alyssa said. "He's the great wizard who lives in the Emerald City. I heard he used his powers to help a girl made out of china walk again, so maybe he knows how to get you home."

"Is the Emerald City nearby?" Mabel asked.

"Wish it was," Alyssa said. "It's pretty long from here. Just stay on this path of yellow bricks and it should lead you there."

"Sounds easy enough," Mabel said. But before she could leave, Alyssa stopped her.

"Please be extra careful," the good witch said. "Theodora is probably watching you through Evanora's crystal ball, and I'm sure she'll try to stop you at all costs."

"Oh, don't worry about me," Mabel insisted. "I'll be fine."

And so, Mabel walked on the path and left the village, on her way to the Emerald City.