I SO hope you like! I dont own any characters except Kelly and by the way I dont have anything against Hermione Granger.

Lie to her about her grade

"Hey Hermione, Hey Hermione, Hey Hermione, Hey-

"STOP!" Hermione screeched but then changed her tone

"What are you here for sweetie?"

"I'm your assistant remember? Kelly?"

"No no…"

"Well doesn't matter. Anyway I was thinking I would just spy and see what your OWL's were so bye!"

"Oh yes please!" she exclaimed eagerly

By this time I was out and in the hall. I can't believe she called me sweetie! I was like 16 but had the heart of a 6 year old so I can see why.

I roamed around making up my lie before heading back to the common room. When I got in she pounced on me knocking me to the ground. Lavender came in just then.

"HERMIONE GET OFF THE POOR PETAL SHE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING TO YOU!" She started running over and helped me up.

"There you are sweetums!"

When she finally left Hermione fired up.

"SOOOOO! What did I get? Was it good? What did she say? Why aren't you answering my questions?" she rushed all in one breath.

I made my face drop and so did hers. She knew what was coming next.

"I looked on the sheet Mconagall had on her desk and it had Troll for EVERYTHING! It had even said at the bottom the report was an offence to all trolls." I stumbled out barely covering my laughter

"What?" she asked starting to sob.

"Yep!" I said waiting for what would happen next.

Mconagall came in with a flourish and absolutely screamed

"MISS GRANGR YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE MOST ABSOLUTELY BEST RESULTS IN THE HISTORY OF MY TIME HERE AN O FOR EVERYTHING!"

"No I didn't you stupid unicorn turd!" Hermione fried back.

"Ooooooh buuuurnnn!" I said lowly.

"HERMIONE GRANGER YOU HAVE EARNED A DENTENTION WITH FILCH CLEANING THE TIOLETS EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!"

She left with smoke coming out of her ears

Hermione turned to me red in the face

"YOU LIED! YOU IDIOT! I HAVE NOW GOT THE WORST DETENTION IN THE HISTORY OF DENTENTIONS! YOU WILL PAY!"

She started jumping around after me like a madwoman until Ron came in.

"Hermione bloody hell you look like you should be in the loony ward!"

Something collided with his face and it made a whack. It was Hermione's hand.

"YOU RED HEADED LOSER! I FEEL LIKE CRAP AND YOU COME AND INSULT ME!"

She slapped Ron again and then left but not before saying.

"Don't push it too hard Kelly your life is at stake"

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