Hey guys! What's up? This is a new story I came up with. Not exactly a story but a "What If" list as the heading clearly states. So enjoy. Disclaimer is unnecessary but I'll do it. I don't own fishcakes.

By the way, thank you so much for your suggestions, NarutoFan27.

What if Naruto was allergic to ramen?

What if Madara turned out to be gay?

What if Sakura had weak joints?

What if Ino was a tomboy?

What if the Bijuu were a group of gangsters?

What if Akatsuki were a band?

What if Shikamaru became Hokage? (1)

What if Pakkun was a poodle?

What if Kakashi was a terrier?

What if Deidara liked Tobi?

What if Itachi was an eye surgeon?

What if the White Fang (sword) was a butter knife?

What if Susano'o was a teddy bear in full form?

What if Kushina had the Rinnegan?

What if Shino was vulnerable to malaria?

What if Obito lived and Kakashi died?

What if Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke appeared in your room with Madara while you were sleeping?

What if Orochimaru was the Fourth Hokage?

What if Naruto found out that Jiraiya is still actually alive?

What if Kakashi was pervier than Jiraiya?

What if Karin got pregnant with Sasuke's baby?

What if Kushina and Minato did not end up together/

What if Dan married Tsunade and didn't die?

What if Kiba hated dogs?

What if Orochimaru had a son?

What if Gaara was allergic to dust?

What if Kishimoto-san died (God forbid!)?

Cool, right? I might add another chapter if me or NarutoFan27 come up with any more ideas.

Jaa ne.