A/N: Panic! At the Disco~I Write Sins Not Tragedies. What happenes when i see a

wedding :)

"Almost time, you guys ready?"

I get nods from everyone.

"Alright. Let's do this!"

I walk into the church and look around. Everyone is good and settled. I can't

watch this. I pace up and down the pews in this church corridor. I'm thinking of

how to stop this when I hear them.

"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a waitor.

"What a shame though, the poor groom's bride is a whore!"

I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"

With that, I turn on my heel and burst into the ceremony. Everyone stops and

stares at me, like I'm weird. They have clown makeup on! I look amazing in my

red tailcoat, white shirt, and black pants. Don't forget my black top hat.

"It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and

rationallity," I say as my friends, dressed very weirdly I might add, burst into

the church as well.

After they come in, everyone settles and sits down. I however, walk right up

between the bride and groom.

Coming from behind him, I say "Pour the champange! This marriage is saved!" in

his ear.

To the bride, I say the same. As I say these things, one of my friends takes

some glitter and throws it onto the people that came before us. The get up and

dance with my people. Then they all sit back down.

"Who are these people? Where did they come from?"

The bride is arguing with the groom. She walks out of the church, only to be

followed by one of the clown men.

"She's cheating on you! On your wedding day! Aren't you going to do something

about it?" I yelled at the groom. He stands there and looks kind of stunned. I

grab his tie and pull him out the door. Everyone follows and when we walk out of

the door, we see the bride kissing the clown man.

She looks at him and says "Sorry."

He look a little defeated. I put my arm around him and say "It will be alright.

What's your name kid?"

"Ryan. Well my name is George but I like Ryan better. Ryan Ross is my name."

"Well Ryan, let's have fun!"

With that, my friends, Ryan and myself have a party outside of the church. I

tip my hat to Ryan and we all leave.

A/N: There you Ryden fans go. Brendon stop Ryans wedding! Sorry it's badly

written. I tried to get the song qualities and the music videos qualities and

put them together. Hope you liked it. R/R pleases! If you do I'll send you Ryan

Ross in the mail!