Sympathy Pains
by Xipholynx
Summery: She mind switched with him. It was then that Hidan learned the true meaning of pain. Ino/Hidan. One Shot.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, all characters belong to Misashi Kishimoto.
"Oh my Jashin! F--k! Arragh! I'm getting ripped in half! Why won't the pain f--king stop! I want to die but Jashin won't take me!"
Sakura turned from her best friend's screaming to face Hidan who was standing in a very Ino-like posture with one arm over his waist and a hand on his hip. "Ino? Why did you body switch with Hidan right now?"
Ino gave an alluring grin that looked very creepy on Hidan's face, "Well he was the one who said that getting dismembered was worse than me going through contractions. He doubted the pain of childbirth could be satisfying so as a very generous wife I'm letting him go through the greatest pain on earth—birthing our child."
"It's like pissing a f--king golf ball!" Ino's voice screamed out.
Sakura sighed and shook her head in exasperation. Body switching while making the baby was weird enough but this event really took the cake. Those two made up a very weird couple.
~End~
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