A/N: Well this is my first story and it's a Naruto/Hanabi story, the thought just hit me and I decided to go for it.

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Kyuubi

We find our blonde hero sleeping in a bed after having fun all night at his farewell party.

"Naru-chan, Naru-chan, wake up." purred a fully naked Ino lying next to him.

"Ahh, Sakura-chan that feels good." groaned a sleeping and equally naked Naruto.

"Oh that's how it is! I let you have sex with me and you dream about forehead?! Do you know how many guys wish to b-"

"You know that shrill voice of yours normally sounds like a banshee, but with a hangover and demon hearing its worse then fucking hell." joked a hung over Naruto.

"Ha ha, very funny. For your information my voice sounds like that of a goddess, that's why wherever I go men fall in love with me." retorted an angry Ino.

"Men don't fall in love with your voice, its your body they're after and that's only because you dress like a whore." Naruto answered back. This resulted in Ino punching Naruto's head and she got up mumbling things about stupid, ungrateful blonde foxes. "Ow, that hurt! Jeez its almost like getting punched by Sakura-chan," feels the area that Ino punched him, "I think you left a bump! Great now I'm going to see my team with a bump! So much for being the cool Jounin!"

"Hmph, serves you right. You know I think out of everything that's changing I'm going to miss this the most." sighed a depressed and now fully changed Ino.

"I know what you mean. The mornings after make the sex that much better." For you see Naruto and Ino have been sex friends for a couple of years now. It all started when they entered the Anbu and were put on the same team. It started as a lust both had, they tried to start a relationship but found that it was too complicated and it didn't work. So they opted to stay close friends with the occasional sex session to help them both with the stress of being in the Anbu. "But I'm just quitting the Anbu, its not like I'm moving to Suna or something like that. You know where I live, so stop by anytime, you know I'm always ready for sex." said Naruto right before he gave his foxy grin and got up to change himself.

"Hey! If you're talking about that mission in Kiri, I'm telling you it wasn't me fault!" yelled an offended Naruto.

Ino giggled, "What are you talking about? You killed the guy we were sent to protect."

"He had it coming! To hire not just normal shinobi, but Anbu members to be personal guards just because you owed a debt and then mock the future Rokudaime sounds like a death wish to me." Naruto stated, feeling justified in his actions.

This made Ino laugh even more, "You cut the guy's head off for saying that ramen was disgusting, which it is!"

"Whatever, I don't have time for this, I have to meet up with Baa-chan at ten so she can assign me my team and I know from experience not to be late." said Naruto grinning while putting on his pants that he had looked everywhere for.

"Um…Naru-chan?" mumbled Ino.

"Yeah what?" Naruto asked.

"Its 11:30." Ino uneasily answered.

"WHA-uff." After picking himself off the floor, Naruto quickly put on his clothes and ran out the apartment, all the while cursing Kami and his cruel sense of humor. 'Shit, shit, shit, SHIT!!! Baa-chan's going to kill me. Kami I hope she didn't drink too much last night, all I need is for her to have a hangover.'

"Name please." sweetly asked the secretary to the Hokage.

"Uzumaki Naruto, I have a ten 'o clock appointment with Ba-er Hokage-sama." stated Naruto, sweating bullets from sprinting all the way over here and from fear of what Tsunade would do to him.

"You're nearly two hours late. I'm not sure if she is busy or not, I'll ch-"

"Yeah yeah, if you don't mind I'll check for myself, thanks."

"But…" the secretary tried to stop him but he already walked in. "Poor boy, she may see him as a son, but that doesn't matter when she's mad."

"Ohayo Tsunade-baa I mean Tsunade-sama." Naruto may have been famous for his stupidity, but even he knows when pleasantries are required.

"Stupid little gaki! You think if you refer to me as Tsunade-sama I'll forget that you made me wait and be happy?!" yelled Tsunade.

"I was hoping it would help?" Naruto nervously stated with a cheesy grin on his face.

"It doesn't help when you're over two hours late to see my!" yelled an even more angry Tsunade.

"Actually Tsunade-sama, Naruto-kun is one hour and forty-nine minutes late." corrected an always cheerful Shizune holding Ton-ton in her arms.

"I don't care if he's a minute late or a day late, late is late! And gaki, unless you have a good excuse and I mean a really good one, expect to be punished." threatened Tsunade as she got up and cracked her knuckles.

"Well I uhh…That is to say…I over slept?" Naruto answered pitifully.

"NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" yelled Tsunade as she punched him through the window from the top floor of the big building. "Here's the profile on the gennin you're going to teach. By the way, that window is coming out of your pay!" yelled Tsunade from the top floor as she threw the folder down to Naruto.

"Yeah thanks Baa-chan, how I have any money left from all the things you punched me through and made me pay for is beyond me." mumbled Naruto as he got up.

"Finally team 19, Hyuuga Hanabi, Tsurugi Ken, and Uchideshi Taka, and your sensei is Uzumaki Naruto." stated Iruka. All three students have a unique look, Hanabi has grown her hair past her bum, she also wears traditional Hyuuga clothing, she has a look of superiority constantly, and she tied her headband around her waist on a black cloth. Ken has his body, head, and most of his face, completely covered with white wrapping, with several red splotches, he has crimson red eyes, carries four swords on his back, and has his headband around his forehead on a long red cloth. Finally Taka wears a jumpsuit just like Naruto's old one, except for it is blue instead of orange, he's the tallest man on the team, he has green hair and he has his eyes constantly closed, and he has his headband tied around his left thigh on a blue cloth.

"Oh yeah! Naruto-sama is my sensei in your face Yuujin!" yelled a happy Taka to a kid with white hair and in a gray jumpsuit.

"Well at least my teammates aren't a Hyuuga with a stick up her ass and a sadistic mummy with swords." replied Yuujin while sticking out his tongue.

"It doesn't matter as long as I have Naruto-sama as my sensei its all good, it doesn't matter if I have freaks as team-" Taka was interrupted when 2 swords went around his neck. Everyone else in the room went along with their business.

"You know, its not very nice to talk bad about people when they are sitting right next to you. Especially if they can kill you without breaking a sweat." laughed Ken as he twitched his swords near the end of his speech.

Suddenly Naruto appeared behind Ken with his katana resting near Ken's neck. "Killing your teammate on the first day won't go look good now would it?

"And neither is killing you student, so just back off and I'll do the same," smirked Ken, "by the way, nice blade. I can tell its custom made."

Naruto laughed, "You seem to know a lot about blades kid. And you ga-ru, why didn't you stop them? I'm sure you could have done something."

"Its pointless, these morons are beneath me and so are you, so if you ever refer to me as ga-ru or anything else other then Hyuuga-sama, I will be forced to take action." coldly stated Hanabi.

"Hold that thought ga-ru," said Naruto making Hanabi's eye twitch, "Hey mummy have you noticed that you're holding your swords around a log yet?"

Ken cut the log in half, "Damn, he must have switched on me when you put that sword to my neck, he's a tricky bastard, I'll give him that." said Ken as he sheathed his blades and leaned on the wall.

Naruto sheathed his blade as well, "You know you should always pay attention to what your opponent does, seeing through their tricks can be the difference of life and death on the battle field."

Taka runs up to Naruto and bows, "Its nice to meet you Naruto-sama."

Naruto looks down at Taka, "Umm…ok, can you get up kid? This is weird. Anyways meet me on the roof in five minutes for our first team meeting." announced Naruto as he walked to the roof. 'Fuck, knowing Baa-chan she probably gave me these kids on purpose.' thought Naruto as he leaned against the railing while watching the gennin sit down. "Alright, now that everyone's here, I want to know your likes, dislikes, and dreams for the future." announced Naruto. "Well? You ga-ru, you go first." After a short pause, Hanabi seemed to be ignoring Naruto and this pissed him off. "Hey when I talk to you, you will answer me. Now talk ga-ru."

"Once again, that's not my name, so you will treat me with respect for I am a Hyuu-"

"Sorry to interrupt you ga-ru , but it occurred to me that its rude for me to ask about you without talking about myself first. Well, my name's Uzumaki Naruto, I'm seventeen, I like to be around people like Ino-chan and my other friends, going on missions, and training, I dislike people who think they are better than others and crave power over friends, and I will become the Rokudaime, its less of a dream then it is a fact. So that's it I guess, now ga-ru answer me now." said Naruto.

'Who does this pathetic attempt of a shinobi think he is? I'm a Hyuuga! I have been raised to be the leader of the greatest clan. But Tou-sama wishes for me to become a successful shinobi so if I have to listen to this loser I will' Hanabi stands up, "Very well, I am Hyuuga Hanabi, I am twelve years of age, the only things I like are Tou-sama and training to become the heir of the Hyuuga clan, I can bare to be around people like Hinata-nee-san and other powerful Hyuuga main house members. I hate weaklings," Hanabi looks over to Taka and he looks at the ground, "morons," she looks over to Ken who is picking his nose and flicks a booger, "and most of all I hate disrespectful bastards who have the misguided thought that they can mock others who are their superiors." after saying this Hanabi glares daggers at Naruto.

"See that wasn't so hard ga-ru, alright, fan boy you go next." said Naruto as he pointed at Taka.

"Uh…me?" asked Taka uneasily and once Naruto confirmed this, he continued. "Well, my name's Uchideshi Taka I just turned thirteen and well…" He mumbles something at the end.

"What was that? Are you really that much of a pussy? Hurry up so I can go home and sharpen my katanas." complained Ken.

Taka sighs, "Ok, NARUTO-SAMA YOU'RE MY HERO! Ever since the day I met you I thought you were the greatest shinobi I've ever met, its because of you that I want to become Hokage, its because of you that I try so hard, its because of you that I started believing in myself, and its because of you that I don't let clan members walk all over me anymore!" yelled Taka as he stared at Naruto with a gleam in his eyes.

'Well that's just great, not only is he a fan, he's obsessed with me, did that jumpsuit look that bad on me?' Naruto pointed at Ken, "Hey mummy, you're turn."

Ken smirked, "About time, listening to these two talk is boring as hell, my name is Tsurugi Ken I'm thirteen, I have a love for katanas and for torturing people, I like to spend my time training in the art of kenjutsu, interrogating my enemies, and making people fear me, I hate people who are afraid of everything especially to kill, my goal is to become an infamous swords master who is feared by all even his comrades, and my dream is to find a girl who likes BDMS S&M as much as I do!" He then starts smiling perversely as some blood trickles down from his nose while Naruto and Taka look at him with sweat drops on their heads and Hanabi looks at him with disgust.

"You little pig! I refuse to work with a lecher and a wimp, especially when I have a sensei that's weaker then me! This is not how I expected being a gennin would be like." Complained an angry Hanabi.

"Well well, it looks like ga-ru actually can show some anger, but I'm glad she brought up being a gennin for I have something to tell all of you, not one of you is a gennin and before you start whining about pointless gennin test, let me just say that they don't mean squat. They only serve to show who has the potential of becoming shinobi. You're real test starts at dawn and I hope you get a good night's sleep because you'll need it. Now leave, this meeting is over, and like I said, get some rest," Naruto then put on a sadistic smile that would put Orichimaru to shame, "for tomorrow you will be entering hell." Naruto then teleported away.

After Naruto left, Taka and Ken started talking. "Wow, do you think Naruto-sama was serious? I mean passing the exams was hard enough, what is he going to make us do tomorrow?" wondered a semi-scared Taka.

Ken smirked as he spun a shuriken around his finger, "It doesn't really matter. He seems like a capable enough sensei, I can respect anyone who can give a look like that. So Hyuuga, you really seemed flustered around him, not very Hyuuga like of you." mocked Ken, making Taka laugh.

Hanabi looked at Ken with a look of disgust, "What are you babbling on about now? Some one who is nearly worthless doesn't have the authority to speak to me, you got that? And don't exaggerate the situation, I was merely appalled by his actions."

"I wasn't exaggerating anything, you think I didn't notice the hatred you looked at him with? Your eyes tell me everything." Ken stated resulting in Hanabi stammering out an excuse and an insult before she left. "I might as well leave myself, nothing left to do here."

"Yeah, I guess I'll see you later then." Taka grinned. "Good luck tomorrow, I'll admit that I'm scared to see what Naruto-sama has in store for us. You know what, I think I'll train a little before I go home.

Ken laughed, "I swear to Kami if there is a bigger pussy out there then you I would love to meet him and make him shit his pants. I feel sorry for you, to be scared of a test is pathetic, I personally can't wait for tomorrow, I've always wanted to test out my katanas on a Jounin. Now I'm going to go home and I suggest that you do the same, because even if the test is one half as hard as you think it is, tiring yourself out with training the day before won't do shit except make you do that much worse during the test. I don't know about you and I don't really care, but I'm going to relax tonight and laugh while thinking about how pathetic you and Hyuuga are." Ken then walked away, laughing the whole time.

"Yeah well you don't have to act like a dick just because I'm not the best shinobi! I try damn it! Asshole, I try to get along with the guy and what does he do in return? He mocks me. Well I'm not going to put up with his shit anymore! You here that Ken?! Next time we fight I'm going to kick your ass!" yelled Taka as he stormed off with a new determination in his eyes.

A/N: Well that's the first chapter of my first story, I hope it didn't completely suck. The next chapter will have the test and possibly some more stuff and it'll be out as soon as possible but with school coming up who knows when that'll be. Well this is my first story and it's a Naruto/Hanabi story, the thought just hit me and I decided to go for it. Well I hope it was good and fans of this pairing like it.