The first chapter to this fanfic...
By me, Chibi Trieze.
The usual diclaimers apply, I don't own DBZ, FUNimation, or a blue chipmunk.
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"Angels, I have an assignment for you."
"Kami, I don't know if we have the energy for another assignment. #18 is still recovering
from not going shopping for a week," said Bulma.
"And I don't know if my Gohan is studying or not! I'm supposed to be there, at my house,
right now, instead of up here, on Kami's lookout! Goku is probably making him train! I want
him to be a scholar, not a fighter!" Chichi said.
"Well, I won't go unless it's an assignment to the mall," said #18.
Kami was, quite obviosly, not too pleased with his angel's attitudes. "Alright angels. #18,
I can fulfill your request. Your next assignment will be at the mall. Chichi, your assignment
will be with your son, Gohan. Bulma, your assignment will be with King Kai."
Kami next hands each of them a capsule, except for Bulma, for whom he hands three.
To Chichi and #18 he says, "Open these upon arrival of your destinations."
To Bulma he says, "Open #1 at the arrival of the earth check-in station, #2 upon arrival at
King Kai's planet and the third after your assignment."
#18 says, "What are our assignments?"
Kami says, "The capsules will tell you when you open them, but don't open them until you get
to your target areas."
#18 again. "Where are our target areas?"
Replied Kami, "#18, your target area is the Chikkyuu mall. Upon arrival, open your capsule."
#18 said, "Check."
"Chichi, your target point is your house. Upon arrival, open your capsule."
"Check."
"Bulma, you have two target points. The first is, of course, the earth check-in station, in
which you will talk to Emma, and the second is Kaio-sama's planet. As for the capsules, once
again, open #1 at the arrival of the earth check-in station #2 upon arrival at King Kai's
planet and the third after your assignment. Bulma, I'll be taking you to the earth check-in
station, but you have to go on your own from there. Bring a capsule car, or something."
"Check."
"Angels, you have your assignments. If you cannot complete your assignments, report back to
my lookout for further assignments and debriefing."
All: "Alright."
Kami, in a low voice says,"Enjoy your assignments, Angels.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Chichi was on her way to her little house.
"Hmmm, I wonder what the capsule says...I know Kami told me not to use it until I got there,
but I'm so curious...Aww hell, I'll just open it. It's just an assignment."
Inside the capsule was a little video tape, a tape player, a stand, and a note. The note
read,
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Angel Chichi,
I'm quite dissapointed in you. I didn't think that you, Ox King's daughter, with your
morals system, would open your capsule this early. Oh, well. I have enclosed your assignment
in the video tape. Play it on the tape player.
Disapointedly,
God (Kami-sama)
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"Wow, that's a smart god," Chichi thought to herself. "Oh well, lets see my assignment."
The video tape started up with a workout video starring Vegeta. He was annialating people
with ki blasts. Her assignment starts up.
"Angel Chichi, your assignment is to be nice to Goku for one day. Also, you must train Gohan
in any manner possible. NO FRYING PANS, ROCKET LAUNCHERS, BOTTLE ROCKETS, OR THE LIKE! GOT
IT!?"
The video flashes back to Vegeta enjoying a nice lemonade after his massive genocide. At this
point Chichi turns off the video.
"HOW AM I GOING TO BE NICE TO THAT BAKA! I have been mean to him since the day I married him,
and I must maintain my image! I CAN'T BE NICE! And how am I going to train Gohan?"
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#18 was standing in front of the Chikyuu mall.
"Alright! Lets see my assignment!"
#18 opens her capsule and it has a note and peculiarly colored clothes in it. The note read,
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Angel #18,
Your assignment is to work at the 'Hot Dog on a stick' booth at the food court from
12:00 PM to 8:30 PM. You will be the girl who makes those cheese dogs. You will be payed
minimum wage plus .10 cents.
Your Kami,
God (Kami-sama)
P.S. Bring me back one of those hats and a cheese dog. I sure do love cheese dogs. Yup, those
cheese dogs sure are great.
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At this point poor #18 is weeping sadly."...why, oh why did he do this to us? We never did
anything to him...WAH!!!!! I don't even know what time it is so I can report to work!"
A very evil man was walking toward the mall with the same clothing as what #18 was going to
wear.
"Hey, this guy probably works at Hot dog on a stick...maybe he knows the time."
#18 walks up to him, and in her best sweet girl image, asks him, "Excuse me, do you have the
time? I'm late for work at 'Hot dog on a stick', I think."
"I know, #18."
"How do you know my name? And how do you know about my assignment?"
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am C.W., your boss! MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
And guess what? You ARE late!!!"
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"Bulma, are you ready to be taken to the earth check-in station?"
"Yes Kami, I am, but one question first."
"What is that, Bulma?"
"How much am I getting paid for this?"
"If you must know, 1,000,000 zenni."
Dollar signs light up in Bulma's eyes. "...1,000,000 zenni?"
"Yes."
"ALRIGHT!!!! C'MON, KAMI, LETS GO!"
"Ok."
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What will happen next time?
Will Chichi be nice to Goku? (fat chance)
Will #18 live through working at 'Hot dog on a stick'?
Will Bulma get her 1,000,000 zenni? And spend it all on capsules and clothes? (Pretty good
odds of that happening)
Will Kami ever get his cheese dog? (Mmmm...cheese dogs...:drool:)
Who is C.W.? Why is he so evil?
All this and more, next time, on Kami's Angels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By me, Chibi Trieze.
The usual diclaimers apply, I don't own DBZ, FUNimation, or a blue chipmunk.
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"Angels, I have an assignment for you."
"Kami, I don't know if we have the energy for another assignment. #18 is still recovering
from not going shopping for a week," said Bulma.
"And I don't know if my Gohan is studying or not! I'm supposed to be there, at my house,
right now, instead of up here, on Kami's lookout! Goku is probably making him train! I want
him to be a scholar, not a fighter!" Chichi said.
"Well, I won't go unless it's an assignment to the mall," said #18.
Kami was, quite obviosly, not too pleased with his angel's attitudes. "Alright angels. #18,
I can fulfill your request. Your next assignment will be at the mall. Chichi, your assignment
will be with your son, Gohan. Bulma, your assignment will be with King Kai."
Kami next hands each of them a capsule, except for Bulma, for whom he hands three.
To Chichi and #18 he says, "Open these upon arrival of your destinations."
To Bulma he says, "Open #1 at the arrival of the earth check-in station, #2 upon arrival at
King Kai's planet and the third after your assignment."
#18 says, "What are our assignments?"
Kami says, "The capsules will tell you when you open them, but don't open them until you get
to your target areas."
#18 again. "Where are our target areas?"
Replied Kami, "#18, your target area is the Chikkyuu mall. Upon arrival, open your capsule."
#18 said, "Check."
"Chichi, your target point is your house. Upon arrival, open your capsule."
"Check."
"Bulma, you have two target points. The first is, of course, the earth check-in station, in
which you will talk to Emma, and the second is Kaio-sama's planet. As for the capsules, once
again, open #1 at the arrival of the earth check-in station #2 upon arrival at King Kai's
planet and the third after your assignment. Bulma, I'll be taking you to the earth check-in
station, but you have to go on your own from there. Bring a capsule car, or something."
"Check."
"Angels, you have your assignments. If you cannot complete your assignments, report back to
my lookout for further assignments and debriefing."
All: "Alright."
Kami, in a low voice says,"Enjoy your assignments, Angels.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Chichi was on her way to her little house.
"Hmmm, I wonder what the capsule says...I know Kami told me not to use it until I got there,
but I'm so curious...Aww hell, I'll just open it. It's just an assignment."
Inside the capsule was a little video tape, a tape player, a stand, and a note. The note
read,
=============================================================================================
Angel Chichi,
I'm quite dissapointed in you. I didn't think that you, Ox King's daughter, with your
morals system, would open your capsule this early. Oh, well. I have enclosed your assignment
in the video tape. Play it on the tape player.
Disapointedly,
God (Kami-sama)
=============================================================================================
"Wow, that's a smart god," Chichi thought to herself. "Oh well, lets see my assignment."
The video tape started up with a workout video starring Vegeta. He was annialating people
with ki blasts. Her assignment starts up.
"Angel Chichi, your assignment is to be nice to Goku for one day. Also, you must train Gohan
in any manner possible. NO FRYING PANS, ROCKET LAUNCHERS, BOTTLE ROCKETS, OR THE LIKE! GOT
IT!?"
The video flashes back to Vegeta enjoying a nice lemonade after his massive genocide. At this
point Chichi turns off the video.
"HOW AM I GOING TO BE NICE TO THAT BAKA! I have been mean to him since the day I married him,
and I must maintain my image! I CAN'T BE NICE! And how am I going to train Gohan?"
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#18 was standing in front of the Chikyuu mall.
"Alright! Lets see my assignment!"
#18 opens her capsule and it has a note and peculiarly colored clothes in it. The note read,
=============================================================================================
Angel #18,
Your assignment is to work at the 'Hot Dog on a stick' booth at the food court from
12:00 PM to 8:30 PM. You will be the girl who makes those cheese dogs. You will be payed
minimum wage plus .10 cents.
Your Kami,
God (Kami-sama)
P.S. Bring me back one of those hats and a cheese dog. I sure do love cheese dogs. Yup, those
cheese dogs sure are great.
=============================================================================================
At this point poor #18 is weeping sadly."...why, oh why did he do this to us? We never did
anything to him...WAH!!!!! I don't even know what time it is so I can report to work!"
A very evil man was walking toward the mall with the same clothing as what #18 was going to
wear.
"Hey, this guy probably works at Hot dog on a stick...maybe he knows the time."
#18 walks up to him, and in her best sweet girl image, asks him, "Excuse me, do you have the
time? I'm late for work at 'Hot dog on a stick', I think."
"I know, #18."
"How do you know my name? And how do you know about my assignment?"
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am C.W., your boss! MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
And guess what? You ARE late!!!"
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"Bulma, are you ready to be taken to the earth check-in station?"
"Yes Kami, I am, but one question first."
"What is that, Bulma?"
"How much am I getting paid for this?"
"If you must know, 1,000,000 zenni."
Dollar signs light up in Bulma's eyes. "...1,000,000 zenni?"
"Yes."
"ALRIGHT!!!! C'MON, KAMI, LETS GO!"
"Ok."
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What will happen next time?
Will Chichi be nice to Goku? (fat chance)
Will #18 live through working at 'Hot dog on a stick'?
Will Bulma get her 1,000,000 zenni? And spend it all on capsules and clothes? (Pretty good
odds of that happening)
Will Kami ever get his cheese dog? (Mmmm...cheese dogs...:drool:)
Who is C.W.? Why is he so evil?
All this and more, next time, on Kami's Angels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!