1 The Stupidest Battles of SSB
Characters
Ryan-Purple Link
Aaron-Blue Link
Kirby
Samus
DK
Comet-Yellow Kirby
Minerva-Green Kirby
Tess-Green Ness
Wess-Yellow Ness
Fox
Mario
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Yoshi
Captain Falcon
Ness
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Andrea: The Melee version is just our view with the Melee characters. It did not happen.
Lauren: It's just some things added in with the Melee characters. By the way, for the stupidest battles, some of the battles happened, some did not.
Andrea: And for the ones that say a certain colored character, in some battles, all the characters were used and to say Purple Link, Blue Link, etc. would be boring.
Ryan: That's how Aaron, Mars, and the other color team characters came to be!
Mars: WARNING! These battles may be hazardous to your health! They're very stupid and don't make sense! Don't attempt these!
Andrea: You guys sure know how to spark up a boring notice.
Lauren: Whatever. Come on Linky. We're going to write the Melee versions of the silliest battles.
Link: Yay!
Comet: Yeppers! We get the original version!
Andrea/Ryan: Yeppers?
Comet: It's a way of saying yes!
Andrea/Ryan: Oh!
Ryan: And by the way, the list of characters here are only for the regular version, not the Melee version. And this isn't the complete list of color team characters.
Andrea: That's coming to a story near you!
Characters
Ryan-Purple Link
Aaron-Blue Link
Kirby
Samus
DK
Comet-Yellow Kirby
Minerva-Green Kirby
Tess-Green Ness
Wess-Yellow Ness
Fox
Mario
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Yoshi
Captain Falcon
Ness
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Andrea: The Melee version is just our view with the Melee characters. It did not happen.
Lauren: It's just some things added in with the Melee characters. By the way, for the stupidest battles, some of the battles happened, some did not.
Andrea: And for the ones that say a certain colored character, in some battles, all the characters were used and to say Purple Link, Blue Link, etc. would be boring.
Ryan: That's how Aaron, Mars, and the other color team characters came to be!
Mars: WARNING! These battles may be hazardous to your health! They're very stupid and don't make sense! Don't attempt these!
Andrea: You guys sure know how to spark up a boring notice.
Lauren: Whatever. Come on Linky. We're going to write the Melee versions of the silliest battles.
Link: Yay!
Comet: Yeppers! We get the original version!
Andrea/Ryan: Yeppers?
Comet: It's a way of saying yes!
Andrea/Ryan: Oh!
Ryan: And by the way, the list of characters here are only for the regular version, not the Melee version. And this isn't the complete list of color team characters.
Andrea: That's coming to a story near you!