For those of you who are avid Beast Wars fans (like me!) this fic is placed just before 'Code of Hero'. So Dinobot's not dead yet (thank any and all the Gods) and he hasn't been cloned yet either (thanking the Gods again). Thus that means that no one has reached transmetal two status (which is good, cuz I thought some of them looked downright ugly)
For those of you who aren't avid Beast Wars fans..........What's the matter with you?!?!?!
Words between ~ ~ are telepathic thoughts. Don't look at me like that, we've got a psychic pokemon in the gang! It's not my fault I tell you!
Important Note : I honestly do not remember where I was going with this, but since Lady Dementia kept telling me that I should upload what I had written... y'all can blame the fact that it's not finished on her ^_^' *ducks various flying objects* Anywho, I'll try to get around to belting out the rest of this long-winded thing... if I get enough reviews to encourage me to do so *pointed look* Ah well, on with the fic I suppose....
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BANG! CRASH! BANG! CRASH! SCREEEECH! THUD!
"Oh Gods....wha tha hell's tha?" Lashana groaned as she rose her head off her pillow, bleerily peering around the bedroom and grimacing at the lack of sunlight. It's not even sunrise yet... what the hell's goin on?! Oh screw it..... Determined not to let the lure of sleep elude her, she yanked the blankets over her head and snuggled closer to her still-sleeping Bonded, molding herself to him for both warmth and comfort. Nothing short of a nuclear bomb could wake him up at this time of the morning....lucky bastard....
BANG! CRASH! THUMP! CRASH! SPLAT!
That was a new one....
The warm body next to her shifted to pull her close so he could bury his face in her hair, exhaling slowly before he spoke. "L'shana? Wha's goin on?"
My Bonded. He's about as coherant as I am..... "Dunno. Don't care. Ignoring."
"Kay..." There was a pause, then the low rumbles of snores started again.
CRASH! SCREEEECH! BANG! THUD!
She frowned and buried her face against Blackwargreymon's neck, grasping at the edges of sleep as if it was the only thing that could keep her alive....
THUMP! CRASH! SPLAT! BANG!
....and growled lowly. "Something DIES!"
The sound of someone snarling death threats in his ear forced Blackwargreymon to be more awake than he actively wanted to be, and he blinked dazedly as he rose his head to look at his Bonded. "If you wanted me to wake up, you could have just asked."
Lashana froze and met his gaze apologeticly. "Sorry, hun. But there's something-"
CRASH! THUD! SCREEEECH!
"--keeping me awake," she finished lamely as his worried gaze darted to their bedroom door.
"Do tell..."
BANG! SCREEEECH! BANG! SCREEEEECH!
"LASHANA!!!"
The Elf groaned at the yell from the bedroom next door and rose herself to slam a fist against the wall. "It isn't us you pervert!!!"
"Oh. Nevermind!"
Stupid braindead immortals.... "Stupid braindead immortals....."
Blackwargreymon glanced at her. "You're repeating yourself."
"I wouldn't be if you weren't listening in on my thoughts," she muttered sharply. A low sigh escaped her when she saw his expression, and she immediately curled her arms around his neck, snuggling close once again as he automaticly returned the embrace. "Sorry, love."
CRASH! BANG! SCREEEEECH! CRASH! SCREEEECH!
"Um....Lashana?" Duncan yelled from his bedroom again.
The Digimon snarled loudly, forced to answer for the Elf since she was currently trying to burrow into his arms. "What is it, Duncan?!"
"Whose turn is it to subdue the fridge?"
Lashana growled and pulled away from Blackwargreymon, pausing to pull on a pair of socks before climbing out of bed and stomping over to the closet. "I'll take care of it!"
"Do I even want to know what's going on?" Blackwargreymon asked as he watched her pull on her favorite black housecoat before she knelt and reached for something under the bed.
"Probably not. Now where the hell.... Ah! There it is!"
He paled when she straightened, a heavy-duty metal baseball bat in her hands. Gods have mercy on whoever she's going after.... "You're not going to put Zelgadis' head through a wall again...are you?"
"Nope. I've got bigger things to fry," she grinned, showing her fangs as she walked over to his side of the bed and gave him a quick kiss. "Go back to sleep."
"You sure you don't need any help?" he frowned as she headed out the door, the baseball bat leaning against her right shoulder.
She winked and closed the door, raising her voice so he'd be able to hear her through the wood. "Nope. Got it handled."
Blackwargreymon shifted slightly to stare at the door. Big choice here: Go back to sleep... or follow my Bonded - who's got that disturbing insane look in her eyes - into Goddess knows what.... Hmm..... Sleep it is!!
"I heard that! The Bond works boths ways y'know!!"
He winced. "Crap."
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BANG! SCREEEECH! BANG! SCREEEEECH!
"I so need a vacation," Lashana murmured under her breath as she padded down the dark staircase, not bothering to search for the light-switch. Months of living in the Palace had sharpened all her senses....the need for self preservation does that to a person... Especially when Xellos goes into one of his glomping fits... ugh...
She hoped down the last five stairs and landed in a semi-crouch, peering through the dimness at the mangled swinging door that led to the Kitchen. Dammit. Kenshin just finished repainting that last week!! Now throughly annoyed, she stood and stalked down an ajacent hallway, her right hand tightening around the baseball bats grip as a fireball flickered into existance in the palm of her free hand.
With a resigned sigh, she kicked open the door that connected the dining
room to the hallway and lept inside......