Chocolate comes first
Hello! I'm not dead...just haven't posted anything for a while. I wouldn't have posted THIS, but a horrible horrible thing has happened. People are going to ruin Fanfiction . Net! D: what's happening is that all stories with violence or sex or both will be taken down and destroyed forever. BUT YOU CAN HELP STOP THIS! Go to change . org and sign the petition to SAVE Fanfiction! I'm going to post the link below.
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And please enjoy this little story thing! :) lilithaofsherwood and I RP'd this. I was Moony. ^.^
Padders?
Yes Moony dear?
I want chocolate.
How unusual! You can't have any, you've already had three honeydukes specials today.
But...but... I want some!
NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU! However, I might like some myself...
Please? If you 'give it to me'... I'll make it worth your while...
I'll gladly 'give it to you' any time, honey... What do you have in mind as my reward?
You can eat some!
Half the bar?
...an eighth?
A third and I'll throw in reading to you from that boring book about chocolate making techniques through the ages.
A quarter and I'll let you eat it off of me.
Deal!
Good! Now... where's the chocolate?
Wrapped in James' invisibility cloak at the bottom of his trunk. Aren't I clever?
Hmmmm... Now that I know where it is... I MIGHT AS WELL EAT IT MYSELF!
NOOOO! Don't you want to shares with poor Paddykins? I'm ADORABLE! And I have such a flexible tongue...
I'm sorry Paddy... chocolate comes first.