Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII. Squaresoft does. I don't own any of the FF/Anime/random video game characters mentioned in my fic. They're just here. I only own the fic and my characters Takui and Kurai...and anything that has to do with Takui and Kurai...(i.e..: Takui's palace, Kurai's temple, etc..)
A/N: Ok, all! A long awaited insanity fic. This is just kind of random, so beware. I recommend reading "A Walk Through My Twisted Mind" by Ender before reading this, it'll make A LOT more sense, if any at all. I have permission from Ender and Crazy Insane Girl to use them and their muses in my fic...if anyone wants to enter, let me know. Ready? Lets have some fun!!
Insanity Rules! Revenge of a Twisted Mind
Chapter 1: Thoughts of Revenge...
{ Setting: Takui's palace in the Inter-Dimensions (a place between two or more worlds)...Takui is contemplating revenge for the destruction of her palace.. }
Takui: *drums fingers on the table top in boredom and frustration* First, he makes fun of my Sephers...Then, he defies me! THEN, he ruins my palace and frees my slaves! What nerve! *stands and paces around the room*
Servant: Is there anything I can get you, Madame?
Takui: A pain reliever, my headache's only gotten worse...
Servant: Yes Madame. Anything else?
Takui: Something or someone to take my frustration out on.
Servant: Yes Madame. Anything else?
Takui: What are you?! a broken record! Get out!
Servant: Yes Madame. *walks out*
Takui: *pelts servant with a vase*
Servant: Uhg! *falls down many flights of stairs, unconscious*
Takui: *paces some more* I'll get that Ender...if it's the last thing I ever do! He'll pay for what he did to me and my sister!
{ At Ender's house }
Ender: *shudder* Weird, a cold chill just went down my spine...oh well...hmm...what should I write a fic about? Hmm.....
LbH: WAZZZZZUUUUUPP!?!?!
Ender: O_o; What the?! What are YOU doing here? I'm still mad at you!
LbH: ô_o For what?
Ender: Duh! For nearly getting us killed by Takui two weeks ago!
LbH: Oh, that! Well, who's to say she even remembers? We rewound everything, remember?
Ender: What if she does?! She'll come to get us!
LbH: You worry too much...besides, she's probably busy with Sephers! *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Ender: We're not allowed to call him "Sephers"!! Are you suicidal?! And stop winking and nudging me!
LbH: Geez! Lighten up! She's not gonna remember! Besides, even if she did, she doesn't know where your house is, right?
Ender: Oh yeah....
LbH: Sooo...who's up for a game of poker? *shuffles cards*
Ender: Ugh....I'd rather not...
LbH: Chicken! Buck buck bu-GAWK! hahahaha!
Ender: Shut up! I'm trying to write...go bother someone else!
LbH: Oh, ok, fine! I know when I'm not wanted!
Ender: Then why do you hang around?
LbH: Shove it! *storms out*
{ Back at the Inter-Dimensions. About 2 miles from Takui's palace, a huge, crumbling temple/tomb sits amongst its own rubble. Inside, at the large, round top of a pyramid of stairs, a huge, mismatched demon beast sleeps. At the base of the pyramid, a figure in a red cape is seen kneeling in prayer. }
Vincent: Oh, Kurai, please wake up soon! Ever since you returned from the Life-Stream, you haven't even opened your eyes! Will you ever be able to return to your normal form? *sniff..* I'll get that Ender! He and his friends will pay for what they've done to you! *sniff..*
LbH: *walks in, seemingly from nowhere..* The hell? How'd I get here? where IS here anyway? *sees the sleeping demon* O_O holy shit! Please tell me that's not who I think it is! AAHH! It is! It's Kurai! *runs around in fear and slams into a statue* X_x
Vincent: What's going on? *stands and sees LbH* YOU! You're that author's muse! the accomplice! You're one of those responsible for what has happened to Kurai!
LbH: *stumbling around like a drunk* Yyyy-UP! I sheeertanly am! Hee-eey! Can I have your autograf? *smiles stupidly*
Vincent: Bumbling fool! Time to die!
LbH: *previous phrase somewhat sobers him up* What?! Die?! No fair! *runs around in fear again* I don't even know how I got here! Help!! Ender!! *runs up the stair pyramid and trips over Kurai's forked tongue* O_O; HELP!!! DEMON!!!!
Vincent: How dare you set foot on the sacred Pyramid of Worship!
LbH: You worship her? Hahaha!
Vincent: No, rodent! This temple was built to honor the royal demons that ruled this place! And you have dared to desecrate its holyness!
LbH: Dared to what? That's not even in my vocabulary! *bumps into a fang* Damn! What kind of demon is she?! Wait..don't answer that! *zooms off as fast as a little blue hedgehog can run*
Vincent: You won't escape!!
LbH: *already has*
Vincent: Damn...my sincerest apologies, Kurai.. *bows respectfully, then runs out after the hedgehog*
{ Back at Ender's account/home/whatever you wanna call it.. }
Ender: *sigh* It's enough that I lose to my muses isn't it?!
CrazyInsaneGirl: Nope! ^__^ Care for another round? *shuffles cards*
Ender: No thanks! I'm broke!
C.I.G.: Awwww.....oh well! *scoops all of Ender's money into a big bag with a dollar sign on it*
LbH: *runs in so fast, hits the table and knocks it, and Ender, over*
Ender: What the hell?! What're you doing! Crazy hedgehog!
LbH: Demon! Demon! DEMON!!
C.I.G.: What? Demon? why are you screaming "demon"?
LbH: Vincent's trying to kill me!!
Ender: Dare I ask...Why?
LbH: Somehow I ended up in a temple in their world and Vincent thinks I des..de..dese...des-e-cra-ted the "holyness" of the temple they worship demons in.
C.I.G.: Ooooo! Why do I get the feeling this is bad?
LbH: It's VERY bad!! Vincent remembers! What if the rewinding thing wore off?!
Ender: Then we're in very deep shit.
C.I.G.: ô_o Ender, you need to keep a leash on your hedgehog!
Ender: I should...*holds up a lovely pink collar and leash with cute little flowers on them and a bow*
LbH: NOO! That's even worse! Have mercy!
Ender: I don't think so! If you get those demons and their pets mad at us again, I'll never take the leash OFF! *shoves the collar down over LbH's head* There!
LbH: NOOOOOO!!!!
{ Back at the temple, the beast-formed demon stirs slightly from her slumber, opening a single, snake-like, blood red eye. The saber-shaped crystal horn in her forehead glows with magical energy, and deep beneath a reptilian hiss, the words, "time for revenge" can barely be made out...}
A/N: Woo, ok, ok...bear with me! Mwahaha! It'll get funnier as new chapters emerge, and more people and/or their muses join in. The demon princess and the half-beast are back and ready to take out their rage on poor, little, pathetic,..*goes on and on and on...*...defenseless Ender! Mwhahaha! Chances are, it could get ugly early on. Stay tuned for chapter 2! It'll be up soon, I promise! Just review! Please! Oh, and if any of the people who helped out Ender in the fic previous to this want to help him (or me) out in this one, lemme know in a review, or e-mail. Mwahaha! This'll be fuuun! R&R!
A/N: Ok, all! A long awaited insanity fic. This is just kind of random, so beware. I recommend reading "A Walk Through My Twisted Mind" by Ender before reading this, it'll make A LOT more sense, if any at all. I have permission from Ender and Crazy Insane Girl to use them and their muses in my fic...if anyone wants to enter, let me know. Ready? Lets have some fun!!
Insanity Rules! Revenge of a Twisted Mind
Chapter 1: Thoughts of Revenge...
{ Setting: Takui's palace in the Inter-Dimensions (a place between two or more worlds)...Takui is contemplating revenge for the destruction of her palace.. }
Takui: *drums fingers on the table top in boredom and frustration* First, he makes fun of my Sephers...Then, he defies me! THEN, he ruins my palace and frees my slaves! What nerve! *stands and paces around the room*
Servant: Is there anything I can get you, Madame?
Takui: A pain reliever, my headache's only gotten worse...
Servant: Yes Madame. Anything else?
Takui: Something or someone to take my frustration out on.
Servant: Yes Madame. Anything else?
Takui: What are you?! a broken record! Get out!
Servant: Yes Madame. *walks out*
Takui: *pelts servant with a vase*
Servant: Uhg! *falls down many flights of stairs, unconscious*
Takui: *paces some more* I'll get that Ender...if it's the last thing I ever do! He'll pay for what he did to me and my sister!
{ At Ender's house }
Ender: *shudder* Weird, a cold chill just went down my spine...oh well...hmm...what should I write a fic about? Hmm.....
LbH: WAZZZZZUUUUUPP!?!?!
Ender: O_o; What the?! What are YOU doing here? I'm still mad at you!
LbH: ô_o For what?
Ender: Duh! For nearly getting us killed by Takui two weeks ago!
LbH: Oh, that! Well, who's to say she even remembers? We rewound everything, remember?
Ender: What if she does?! She'll come to get us!
LbH: You worry too much...besides, she's probably busy with Sephers! *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Ender: We're not allowed to call him "Sephers"!! Are you suicidal?! And stop winking and nudging me!
LbH: Geez! Lighten up! She's not gonna remember! Besides, even if she did, she doesn't know where your house is, right?
Ender: Oh yeah....
LbH: Sooo...who's up for a game of poker? *shuffles cards*
Ender: Ugh....I'd rather not...
LbH: Chicken! Buck buck bu-GAWK! hahahaha!
Ender: Shut up! I'm trying to write...go bother someone else!
LbH: Oh, ok, fine! I know when I'm not wanted!
Ender: Then why do you hang around?
LbH: Shove it! *storms out*
{ Back at the Inter-Dimensions. About 2 miles from Takui's palace, a huge, crumbling temple/tomb sits amongst its own rubble. Inside, at the large, round top of a pyramid of stairs, a huge, mismatched demon beast sleeps. At the base of the pyramid, a figure in a red cape is seen kneeling in prayer. }
Vincent: Oh, Kurai, please wake up soon! Ever since you returned from the Life-Stream, you haven't even opened your eyes! Will you ever be able to return to your normal form? *sniff..* I'll get that Ender! He and his friends will pay for what they've done to you! *sniff..*
LbH: *walks in, seemingly from nowhere..* The hell? How'd I get here? where IS here anyway? *sees the sleeping demon* O_O holy shit! Please tell me that's not who I think it is! AAHH! It is! It's Kurai! *runs around in fear and slams into a statue* X_x
Vincent: What's going on? *stands and sees LbH* YOU! You're that author's muse! the accomplice! You're one of those responsible for what has happened to Kurai!
LbH: *stumbling around like a drunk* Yyyy-UP! I sheeertanly am! Hee-eey! Can I have your autograf? *smiles stupidly*
Vincent: Bumbling fool! Time to die!
LbH: *previous phrase somewhat sobers him up* What?! Die?! No fair! *runs around in fear again* I don't even know how I got here! Help!! Ender!! *runs up the stair pyramid and trips over Kurai's forked tongue* O_O; HELP!!! DEMON!!!!
Vincent: How dare you set foot on the sacred Pyramid of Worship!
LbH: You worship her? Hahaha!
Vincent: No, rodent! This temple was built to honor the royal demons that ruled this place! And you have dared to desecrate its holyness!
LbH: Dared to what? That's not even in my vocabulary! *bumps into a fang* Damn! What kind of demon is she?! Wait..don't answer that! *zooms off as fast as a little blue hedgehog can run*
Vincent: You won't escape!!
LbH: *already has*
Vincent: Damn...my sincerest apologies, Kurai.. *bows respectfully, then runs out after the hedgehog*
{ Back at Ender's account/home/whatever you wanna call it.. }
Ender: *sigh* It's enough that I lose to my muses isn't it?!
CrazyInsaneGirl: Nope! ^__^ Care for another round? *shuffles cards*
Ender: No thanks! I'm broke!
C.I.G.: Awwww.....oh well! *scoops all of Ender's money into a big bag with a dollar sign on it*
LbH: *runs in so fast, hits the table and knocks it, and Ender, over*
Ender: What the hell?! What're you doing! Crazy hedgehog!
LbH: Demon! Demon! DEMON!!
C.I.G.: What? Demon? why are you screaming "demon"?
LbH: Vincent's trying to kill me!!
Ender: Dare I ask...Why?
LbH: Somehow I ended up in a temple in their world and Vincent thinks I des..de..dese...des-e-cra-ted the "holyness" of the temple they worship demons in.
C.I.G.: Ooooo! Why do I get the feeling this is bad?
LbH: It's VERY bad!! Vincent remembers! What if the rewinding thing wore off?!
Ender: Then we're in very deep shit.
C.I.G.: ô_o Ender, you need to keep a leash on your hedgehog!
Ender: I should...*holds up a lovely pink collar and leash with cute little flowers on them and a bow*
LbH: NOO! That's even worse! Have mercy!
Ender: I don't think so! If you get those demons and their pets mad at us again, I'll never take the leash OFF! *shoves the collar down over LbH's head* There!
LbH: NOOOOOO!!!!
{ Back at the temple, the beast-formed demon stirs slightly from her slumber, opening a single, snake-like, blood red eye. The saber-shaped crystal horn in her forehead glows with magical energy, and deep beneath a reptilian hiss, the words, "time for revenge" can barely be made out...}
A/N: Woo, ok, ok...bear with me! Mwahaha! It'll get funnier as new chapters emerge, and more people and/or their muses join in. The demon princess and the half-beast are back and ready to take out their rage on poor, little, pathetic,..*goes on and on and on...*...defenseless Ender! Mwhahaha! Chances are, it could get ugly early on. Stay tuned for chapter 2! It'll be up soon, I promise! Just review! Please! Oh, and if any of the people who helped out Ender in the fic previous to this want to help him (or me) out in this one, lemme know in a review, or e-mail. Mwahaha! This'll be fuuun! R&R!