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A/N: this is me in a silly, hyper mood. Juliet collecting her thoughts in a poem right before she goes out to her balcony. Oh, and it's best read aloud. When reading it, get louder, faster, and more exasperated as you go along in the poem. It sounds better. Promise. No one's listening… Go on…try it!

Juliet's Poem

Oh my gosh! What did I do?

The guy I love's a Montague!

My father's sworn enemy

It's not fair-why'd he choose me?

Why is he not a Frank or Joe?

Why must he be a Romeo?!

Oh please, my love, change your name!

I'll still love you just the same!

And oh, my parents'll have a fit-

A Montague and Capulet!

I curse and swear but it's still true-

The guy I love's a Montague!