Title: Get Some
Warnings: General silliness
Length: 508 Words
Courtney might have been able to beat Duncan in most everything, but there was one thing Duncan always knew he would hold the upper hand in. Duncan was basically the king of joking on Courtney. That was his specialty. He had always been able to out clown her, no matter what they were talking about, or what subject they were on. Courtney may have been smarter than him, but she couldn't out do his jokes. It was the one thing that kept Duncan so cocky around her, and that kept his pride in check. If it wasn't for his sharp tongue and witty humor, he didn't know what he would do.
"It's not my fault that Princess couldn't tell a good joke to save her life." He would argue that Courtney had no talent when it came to comedy and everyone else seemed to agree with him on at least some level. Yeah, Courtney's temper might be hilarious and she was a fucking riot when she was annoyed, but when it came to intentional and purposeful humor, she failed. Hard. Duncan found a lot of entertainment in the way that Courtney was unable to keep up with his jokes.
There was actually a time in their relationship when Duncan refused to stop joking on her. For a month, it was a constant- every time Courtney uttered a word, Duncan would somehow find a way to contradict her, make her angry, and make himself look slick. He was actually pretty convinced that he was going a bit overboard, but Courtney's reactions to his jokes were too good to pass up. The longer he kept doing this, the funnier her responses were bound to get.
He just hadn't been expecting her to learn a few tricks of her own, though. "Hey, Princess?" Duncan had yelled across the school class room, catching her and every other students attention in the process. Duncan felt great about this next joke. He had been rehearsing it perfectly for her to here. And he knew it was sure to get a rise out of her. "Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Oh, wait, it's too long."
Everyone in class let out a snicker, a few girls letting out small smiles while the others chuckled immaturely. Of course Courtney didn't laugh in the slightest, but Duncan was surprised to find that she had a wide smirk plastered on her face. "Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh, wait, you wouldn't get it."
And of course Duncan hadn't been expecting that. Courtney must have known she hit a sore spot, because she didn't say another word, settling on grinning her ass off as she went back to her assignment. Duncan heard the many chuckles and guffaws his classmates tried to hide behind their hands, some going as far as to not even try to hide their laughter, instead fool out pointing at him and calling him 'lame in the sack'.
Courtney just couldn't stop grinning at Duncan's tomato red face. And yet again, she wins.
FIN
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