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...Just read it.

Syndra the Dark Sovereign was floating towards a certain place of the Institute of War from which she usually kept a safe distance, but now she was building her ranked team and one of the best supports was found in the Shadow Isles dorms. She still had no idea why would the dead need dorms but asking questions about the Shadow Isles was just like asking Shaco or Joker to defy order and logic, you just couldn't do it.

After what Hecarim said, Thresh was currently with Karthus at his place, taking their 'daily fix' as they call it and she really didn't want to know what that meant.

Meanwhile...

Thresh and Karthus were enjoying some joints of marijuana on Karthus's couch while in the back round was playing 'Because I got high!'. It is obvious that the undead couldn't get high, but marijuana still had some effect on them. One thing to note was the fact that Karthus was wearing a cap which had written on it:'Sweg' and Thresh's lantern was now used as a ashtray.

Then a knock on the door was heard. Thresh barely turned his head to the door while saying:

"If you ain't a hoe don't bother coming in!"

Another knock on the door. Karthus pulled the joint out of his mouth and said:

"Yo man you should go and check that out."

"Why me?Why not you?"

"Because I'm high!Because I'm high!Because I'm hiiiiiiiiiiigh!"Karthus responded singing along with the melody. After such a good argument Thresh couldn't complain so he moved to the door, while tossing the joint away. He opened the door to find Syndra trying her best to force a smile, which vanished as soon as the smell of weed hit her.

Really now, from Thresh's empty eye holes was coming out smoke from the weed, in fact from every opening in his skull was coming out smoke.

After a coughing fifth from Syndra Thresh asked:

"Hey man, what's up man?"

From his tone and smoke Syndra could tell he was high. Undead getting high, she lived long enough to see this happen...

"Chain Warden, I am here to take you with me for you are to be my future support champion!"Syndra said trying to ignore the smoke and the fact that Karthus was lighting the biggest joint she ever seen in her life, behind Thresh.:

"A match you say man?Okay man just let me finish my daily fix..."Thresh said and he was ready to light another joint when Syndra caught him with her magic and made him float behind her as she floated down the hallway towards the summoning room.

The wonderful match!

Syndra was looking in disbelief at her team. Olaf, Twitch, Thresh and Shaco. Sighing she said:

"Okay, Berseker you take top lane."

"MAIM!KILL!BURN!MAIM!KILL!BURN!MAIM!KILL!BURN!"Olaf shouted as he sprinted towards top lane. Syndra sighed again, at least he had enthusiasm.

"Shaco, you will start from the red buff now."Syndra continued looking at Shaco.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!"Shaco laughed as he sprinted towards his jungle.

"And last but not last...you two go bot lane and please, PLEASE DON'T SCREW THIS UP!"Syndra said looking at Thresh and Twitch with a sad glare.

Twitch assured her that everything will be perfect and Syndra floated towards her lane.

Once on their lane Thresh looked at Twitch and asked:

"Have you got the weed?"

"Mheheheh, like always man, plus I have something new, they call it, Sky walker!"

Thresh smirked as Twitch placed a joint in his mouth while handing one to his trusty support and so the two waited for the minions to spawn.

Meanwhile on mid lane...

Syndra waited for her opponent while shaking her head and saying:

"Thresh made a serious mistake by getting high right before a match..."

"But not as serious as yours...I fear..."Fizz said from the middle of the lane. One important thing to note was the fact that his face was covered by a Bane mask. Syndra lifted her gaze and with the most disgusted tone she said:

"Fizz..."

"Let's not stand on ceremony here..Miss Syndra-ah."Fizz responded. Syndra gulped, she hated Fizz even more then she hated LeBlanc.

20 minutes later...

Should I even say that Syndra's bot lane failed hard?

They were so high that Twitch had to recall to times because he shot himself and the second time hoe forgot how to recall, Thresh was spamming Death Sentence at everything in sight-including his own head-most of the time hitting his own minions.

Last hitting was completely out of discussion for Twitch who could barely hit the enemy Alistar when he was coming towards him.

Also when Shaco ganked the bot lane, Thresh somehow caught him with the Death Sentence pulling him under his turret while Twitch was walking in circles while saying:

"Ganja dosen't make you Jamaican!"

On mid lane Syndra had the time of her life!

And by that I mean being totally raped by Fizz while he was quoting Bane.

"Immense power has cost you strength, victory has defeated you!"Fizz said as he scored another kill for his team. Syndra could pull the hair out of her head in these kinda situations. Her first ranked team match and she was being Fizz's bitch, her bot lane was on drugs-literally-her jungler was melting when the enemy jungler decided to pay a friendly visit as for Olaf...well...Teemo made short work out of him.

Really, he was scarred and by that I mean he was hugging his knees on the spawning platform, while saying:

"The shrooms!THE SHROOMS ARE EVERYWHERE!"

Syndra sighed and just then Twitch appeared next to her after he finally figured out how the recall was working.

If she could kill him, she would've done it by now but she needed answers. With that said he grabbed him by his bringing him in front of her face.

"I am going to ask you once, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGED TO GET HIGH ON THE RIFT?!"Syndra demanded angrily.

"I don't know man, but I can tell you this, never get high on your own supply, you know what I mean?I mean a friend of mine gave this to me to make the paper but it is too strong, you know.. you know what I mean?You know what I mean?"Twitch said while waving his hands in a weird way. Syndra sighed and dropped him on the hard floor. Twitch fell asleep and Syndra looked at the shop keeper, the last sane man in this match.

The match finally ended and after watching how Thresh dragged Twitch away, Syndra floated to her rooms.

Disappointment was all that she could feel at the moment, besides a big headache.

"All that I ask for is ranked win!Is it to much?!"Syndra complained rubbing her eyes. Failure was one of the most disgraceful and horribly things she ever experienced but it was just lost a match, just one...nothing to worry about. Plus, a hot bath and everything will be okay.

She placed her naked form into the hot water, letting it make it's relaxing effect kick in. She could already feel how her nerves began to vanish as the hot water relaxed her generous body.

Just when she was about to fall asleep in the bathtub, out pf all the people, out of all the champions, Kassadin appeared in the the bathtub next to a completely shocked Syndra.

"Damn this rift walk is hard to contain sometimes. Oh, well...nice cup by the way!"Kassadin said then wasted no time in vanishing again leaving Syndra literally speechless.

Well, after thinking a bit she wouldn't mind Zed appearing in her bathtub and...wait she musn't think such things, maybe just a little?

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