Neng pokes fun at Yaoi
*Don't own any god-damned thing, except the basic plot of the story and my deep hatred*
"Hiei..." Kurama cooed as he stroked the soft hair atop the head of his beloved fire-enchanted creature's head.
"I'll never let you out of my sight again" he sighed, as he continued to gaze adoringly at Hiei, "you gave my mother quite a fright."
Kurama froze as a dark stranger swooped through his room window and stood there aghast before him. He had attempted to hide Hiei but could not, the little creature ran up to the stranger curiously.
Hiei (nudging the crouching figure before him with his foot) "....Kurama, what the hell is this?"
Kurama (bashfully) ".....well Hiei...."
Hiei (scratching behind his ear with his foot/paw) "Vulpex, Vulpex!"
Kurama (regaining confidence after 'Hiei's' cute move, starts talking rapidly) "It's my first pokemon! I've named it after you since it's a fire type! And when I get a plant type I'll name it after my mother.." He rambled on.
Hiei (giving Kurama a queer look) "...what the hell is wrong with you?"
Kurama gazed at the television set in a daze, ".must catch them all.."
Hiei fingered the hilt of his blade as he turned his gaze to the television.
Television "Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta catch 'em all."
Kurama (eyes shining at Hieis') "He likes you! Would you like one Hiei?"
Hiei grinned maniacally, but in his excitement Kurama mistook his intentions and rummaged through his desk for preparations (poke-stuff).
Hiei (slowly advancing into the room further) "First I'll destroy your talking box and deprogram you.."
Kurama (Oo) "What?..."
Hiei (turning his blood lust towards the small creature bearing his name) "...and then....WE'LL EAT THE CREATURE!!"
Kurama (OO) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Well well, I got this idea for a very short story and did it, oh well, I'll have to continue my other stories when I finally get my day off from mid-terms, which I failed and sent me insane, GOD DAMN AP BIO*
*Don't own any god-damned thing, except the basic plot of the story and my deep hatred*
"Hiei..." Kurama cooed as he stroked the soft hair atop the head of his beloved fire-enchanted creature's head.
"I'll never let you out of my sight again" he sighed, as he continued to gaze adoringly at Hiei, "you gave my mother quite a fright."
Kurama froze as a dark stranger swooped through his room window and stood there aghast before him. He had attempted to hide Hiei but could not, the little creature ran up to the stranger curiously.
Hiei (nudging the crouching figure before him with his foot) "....Kurama, what the hell is this?"
Kurama (bashfully) ".....well Hiei...."
Hiei (scratching behind his ear with his foot/paw) "Vulpex, Vulpex!"
Kurama (regaining confidence after 'Hiei's' cute move, starts talking rapidly) "It's my first pokemon! I've named it after you since it's a fire type! And when I get a plant type I'll name it after my mother.." He rambled on.
Hiei (giving Kurama a queer look) "...what the hell is wrong with you?"
Kurama gazed at the television set in a daze, ".must catch them all.."
Hiei fingered the hilt of his blade as he turned his gaze to the television.
Television "Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta catch 'em all."
Kurama (eyes shining at Hieis') "He likes you! Would you like one Hiei?"
Hiei grinned maniacally, but in his excitement Kurama mistook his intentions and rummaged through his desk for preparations (poke-stuff).
Hiei (slowly advancing into the room further) "First I'll destroy your talking box and deprogram you.."
Kurama (Oo) "What?..."
Hiei (turning his blood lust towards the small creature bearing his name) "...and then....WE'LL EAT THE CREATURE!!"
Kurama (OO) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Well well, I got this idea for a very short story and did it, oh well, I'll have to continue my other stories when I finally get my day off from mid-terms, which I failed and sent me insane, GOD DAMN AP BIO*