Okay, this is my first Zelda poem (actually, it's me being incredibly bored and having a dire need to write something). It's Link's thoughts as he fights Dark Link in the Water Temple. Enjoy!
Doll Upon Evil's Shelf
Strike!
His sword against my shield,
The likes of which I'll never weild.
It is blade forged of evil's light;
My soul is day and his is night.
Dodge!
I take my sword against myself
To slay this doll of Evil's shelf…
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Blech! It's so crappy! I'm sorry you guys had to read that! FLAME ME! Flame me now! I deserve no less! This is absolutely horrible! I just had that first bit stuck in my head so I figured I'd write a poem with it… I'm in the middle of the worst case of writer's block ever. Please help! I need ideas!
Your demented author friend,
Uber Spoonz
Note: Review responses for this poem will be done in "For the Sake of the World".
