Akire-Otcel: Hello yall peoples!!! Well here goes another one of my crazy attempts for a successful fanfic. Hopefully this one will come threw... ... ... Well I don't own anything in here except Sam Kimmie, Cyn, and myself... ... Oh and Naoki(Sam), Tsumetai-hi(Cyn), and Rika (Kimmie)... I Own You Now!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!! And finally I made changes to fit my liking. Oh and thank-you Keaira (check spelling) for allowing me to use some of her material from her story!!!
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Prologue: Fate is Fate
Inu Yasha is speeding threw his forest while carrying Kagome on his back. "Now Kagome are you sure you sense a jewel shard nearby?" Inu Yasha asked
"Yes Inu Yasha, I'm positive it's this way" Kagome replied as she tried to stay on Inu Yashas' back
"You better be right Kagome because lately you've just been wasting my time" Inu Yasha snapped as he continued on
Suddenly there was a high pitch scream coming from the well that defies time. "Did you hear that Kagome?" Inu Yasha asked
"Uh-hu" Kagome replied and so off they went twards the well.
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"EW!!! EW!!! EW!!!" I yelled as I ran around in circles while shaking my arm wildly, "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!" (I am a hanyo, half human and half dog/wolf, with golden blond hair with red tips, blue-silver eyes, a golden-blond tail, I wear a bright red kimono, and am very mysterious for the moment)
"Ok Akire just calm down" a boy with red, long hair said
"CALM DOWN!!! CALM DOWN!!! KURAMA YOU BAKA, YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN WHEN I HAVE THIS HUGE ENORMOUS GIGANTIC BUG ON MY ARM!!!" I yelled insanely
The boy, Kurama, sighed then said "Akire it's a caterpillar, and it's only 3 inches long"
"NO IT'S NOT IT'S HUGE!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!" I continued to yell as I now stood in front of Kurama and shook my arm so hard it looked like a huge blur.
Disappointed Kurama used his demon speed to snatch the caterpillar and then placed it on a nearby leaf.
"There happy" Kurama said as he watched me take in endless amounts of deep breaths
Suddenly I smiled and stopped breathing heavily, "Yes thank-you Kurama!!!" I said happily (My tail wagged!!!)
Suddenly my jaw dropped as the once little, 3-inch caterpillar was now more like 30 stories tall.
"K-K-K-K-K-K-Kurama..." I said frightenedly
"Yes Akire" Kurama said a little confused about the way that I was staring at him
"The-there's a-a r-re-really bi-bi-big bu-bu-bug behind yu-yu-you" I said trying my best to say the words correctly so that Kurama could understand
"Wait don't tell me... It's the 3-inch caterpillar again isn't it?" Kurama said as he doubted me greatly
"Well... It's more like a 30 stories tall caterpillar" I said a little less frightened tone of voice
"Uh-hu yah... I'm sure" Kurama said while thinking that maybe I was mentally ill
"UH!!!" I said as I pointed and my hand shook vigorously
"Fine, fine" Kurama said, as he was tired of hearing my idiotic-ness, "Let's see the big, huge, nasty bug"
Kurama started to turn around, I hide behind him afraid to even look at the caterpillar. Kurama had turned completely to see the lower body of the caterpillar.
"You weren't kidding were you?" he asked as he continued to stare forwards
"Nu-uh!" I said as I hide my face in his back
"Well... ... Looks like I am going to get to kill something today" Kurama said as he cracked his knuckles and pushed me back a little
"Yah you go get it" I said scared, I pulled out a little triangle flag that read Kura, "Go get it Kurama"
Kurama nodded and then charged twards the caterpillar with his Rose Whip ready to strike. I continued to cheer him on as I now was in a cheerleading outfit and I had pom-poms (Embarrassing!!).
Soon Inu Yasha and Kagome arrived at the scene. Kagome caught sight of the 30 stories high caterpillar and let out a high pitch scream.
"Argh!!! Kagome shut-up!!!" Inu Yasha pleaded as he covered his ears and Kagome fell to the ground
At that moment the caterpillar and Kurama stopped fighting and looked at Inu Yasha and Kagome. Kagome stopped screaming and stared blankly at everyone.
Kurama took this chance and he used his Rose Whip to cut straight threw the caterpillar. I cheered on "Go Kurama! Go Kurama! It's your birthday! Yah-hu! Oh yeah!"
"Aw man!!! See what you did Kagome!!! I could of killed a giant caterpillar!!!" Inu Yasha yelled
"Well Sorry!!!" Kagome yelled back
They continued to argue as I walked threw the dead caterpillar looking for the Shikon Jewel shard.
"EW!!! Gross, gross, gross" I said as I walked threw the dead meat and then I spotted it
It was in the caterpillars' brain!!! "Oh god" I said as I remembered that I would have to put my hand in there. I slowly put my hand in its brain. I felt the warmth, the white ooze, the slimy brain meat, until finally I found the jewel shard.
"Kurama I found it!!!" I yelled as I pulled out and held it up over my head
"Uh... Who the hell are you?!" Kagome exclaimed as she stopped paying attention to her argument
I put my hand down and looked around, "Who me?" I asked curiously
"Yah and him!!!" Kagome exclaimed as she pointed at Kurama
"Hi! My names Akire Eskedon-Otcel and I'm a Hanyo!!!" I said next thing you know I'm shaking Kagomes' hand vigorously "How nice to meet you!!! Who are you?!"
"Uh... Hi my names Kagome Higurashi and I'm a human" Kagome said a little confused at my attitude
Mean while Inu Yasha was talking to Kurama... It was a tense conversation... A very tense conversation.
"So your names Kurama?" Inu Yasha asked
"Yah and your Inu Yasha" Kurama said "Your friends' name is Kagome?"
"Yah... And your friend is---" Inu Yasha turned to look at me and he stopped talking normally "A pretty Hanyo girl!!!"
Suddenly he appeared in-between Kagome and me. "Hi! My name's Inu Yasha and I'm a Hanyo too!!!" Inu Yasha said as he took my hand and wagged his tail (Yes he has a tail now!!! I am the author after all!!!)
"Oh... Uh... Hi Inu Yasha!!! I'm glad to meet you!!!" I said as I shook his hand
"Where have you been hiding all my life?" Inu Yasha asked
"I don't know what your talking about?!" I said happily "Are you a gay? 'Cause if you are I'm ok with that!!!"
*Everyone Anime Fall* "No he's trying to tell you that he likes you" Kurama said
"Oh... Ok!!!" I said happily
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Akire-Otcel: Ok well this chapter isn't so funny but it will be as soon as we get to meet the others!!! Ok well I really need reviews in order to know if it's good so far ok... So review!!! Sayonara, bai-bai!!!