Taito yawned and pressed the power button on his laptop. It was around three AM and the purple Shion was having sleeping issues. No, no, not wet dreams! ….Unless you weren't thinking about that, than carry on. Ahem, excuse the awkward moment of silence.
Anyways, he was tired and couldn't sleep – or even think straight. School's been out for a month and his brothers went out on some vacation to a beach house. He's rather proud of his pale skin so no sun for this purple-haired singer! The only downside was that he had no one to bother at this time like usual… Damn.
He sighed and signed in on Yahoo! to check his email. "Kaito being stupid… Kiku confessing her undying love… Green-haired bitch passing on chain mails… Akaito's hate mail… Haku asking for more sake… Meito gossiping… Nigaito playing mother hen… Eh, the usual," He mumbled while deleting each one as he read them out loud.
Taito blew a stray piece of purple hair out of his eye while opening a new tab and closing Yahoo!. He opened up FaceBook and signed in to see if there was anyone online at this ungodly hour.
Just about each and every one of his "friends" (which was only a select few) was offline except for one name, Dell Honne.
He pictured the silver-haired man working typing away on his laptop with one hand and a cigarette in another, his room amuck and the lights dimmed.
"I don't get where he finds the willpower to work…" Taito muttered, unconsciously moving the mouse to click on Dell's name. A small chat box opened up and he quickly typed in a message without thinking.
"How can you still be up, working?" He typed before pressing the enter key.
…Wait. Did he just…
It finally sunk in that he asked a question akin to one of the world's seven mysterious. Shit.
Taito snapped back into reality as a loud beep sounded, saying that he had a new message.
His eyes looked directly at the message box.
Dell Honne: How do you know I'm working?
Taito snorted.
Taito Shion: What else would you be doing? xD
Dell Honne: I'm a man and I have my own needs.
That sentence drew a tilt of the head.
Taito Shion: What does that mean?
Dell Honne: Pron.
Taito Shion: … I still don't get it. o - o
Dell Honne: Seriously kid? Do you live under a rock?
Dell Honne: Switch the R and the O.
Taito Shion: I am not a kid! D:
Taito Shion: And I live with my brothers. e - e
Dell Honne: Point taken. Now switch the letters.
A purple eye squinted at the letters before his face consorted into a horrified expression.
Taito Shion: HOLY CRAP.
Taito Shion: Tmi Tmi Tmi Tmi Tmi Tmi
Taito Shion: I hate you!
Taito Shion: Oh my gosh…
Dell Honne: I'm laughing too hard right now. I was joking, I'm working.
Taito's face felt like after he had eaten one of Akaito's peppers. That bastard shall pay!
Taito Shion: You're evil… ._.
Dell Honne: So I've been told.
Dell Honne: Anyways, want a brain teaser?
Taito Shion: Sure.
This was an opportunity to get back at the crimson eyed male!
Dell Honne: Type everything I type backwards. Starting now! 123
The purplette tilted his head once more. How was this a brain teaser?
Taito Shion: 321
Dell Honne: CBA
Taito Shion: ABC
Dell Honne: Evil Olive
Taito Shion: EvilO live
Dell Honne: Race Car
Taito Shion: Rac EacR
Dell Honne: Crack my Finger
Taito Shion: Regnif ym kcarC
Dell Honne: Game over. Now think about the last one.
Taito Shion: ….
Taito looked over the last sentence of the game and looked it over in confusion. What did he mean?
Taito Shion: I don't get it…
Dell Honne: Don't type the letters backwards, write the words backwards.
Taito Shion: Finger my crack.
Taito Shion: Still don't get it. :l
Taito Shion: …Wait. O - o
Taito Shion: Fucking bastard!
Taito Shion: No. Dx
Taito Shion: No, no, no, no, no, no!
He was absolutely mortified! The damn guy tricked him again!
Dell Honne: Oh my, that was a better reaction then I expected.
Taito Shion: That's it; I'm going back to bed.
Taito Shion: Pervert.
Taito Shion: Pedophile.
Dell Honne: Yeah, yeah. Good night Taito.
Dell Honne: Oh, and Kaito told me to check up on you later.
Taito Shion: Don't bother.
Taito Shion: I'll lock the doors and windows!
Dell Honne: I have a key.
Taito Shion: … Shit!
By now, the young Shion's face was ghost white and he exited out of the internet and shut down his laptop.
So… The pervert was going to come over…
But why did Kaito invite him off of people?
Taito shook his head and stood, stretching his arms and legs before jumping into his bed. He'd think about it after he had some more sleep.