Chapter 1:

Teh new Centurineon

A/N: Dis is my frist fanfic evah, guys! I hop you shall all lick it and enjoy my new Kid Icarus charactor. So let's beggin this stroy.

Hi, my name is Cluod. I have blonde hair, but not lick that other fag who's name is Clowd, I wear a whit toegah, have blue eyes amd green sandls. I an an angle for a sexy godess named Palatainah, she mad me a special angle that is called a Centyurion, which mans I'm lik a solder now, but not 1 who has rockit guns and picks with magic powres. I fit with dead peeple who becayme monsteers and they're called... THE UNDERWHERE AMY! They r lead by a evil men who is named Hades, which is geek for hel.(A/N: Sorry about the spoilers, but it's neded for the story) There our also these evil planets caled The Force Of Unleeshed Natural, led by a bitch called Virieede, which means virgin, as that's what she is. My best frend is called Pit and he is an Centerian Angle for Palentaintaah 2. My angle wings are oslo Green as it's my fave colour.

So I was shitting with Pit, watchin AV(A/N: It's short for anglevson, which was TV b4 TV), it was Mah Litle Chariot: Lighting Is Magic. I truned to you and said "It's lick My Litle Pony: Friedship Is Magik, except about the Lighing Chareot unicrons(A/N: I 4got their names) dighting with thundr." Pir was on his aPad(A/N: angelPad, lik e iPacs beefor iLads where reel) and he was on Wolf News, where he red about a pir of anngels who get kicked oot for shooting "F-CK!" all the tim.

Sudenlee, a coderedalert sounded.(A/N: It's like a Code Red and Red Alert at the same tiem, since everythin was so daygreus) Pit and me ran to the door, witch openned and wii jumped owt. Palatainuh fluked a magic switch and it tuened on r wings.

The Hel Arme came. We were constantly shot at. Palletaineh told us "Hads has revived and is killing humens. Cloud, u must stp Hayds from tuning peple into monsters. Pit, you must help Clowd retrieve this mission." I quipped "Eye, god!" lick a pirat cause those are cool, and I started swinging my 1st Blayd and slicing fags up(A/N: It's Cloud's frist time fitting, so he onlt has wepon for now) Pit told her "Sure thing, your hiness"(A/N: Pit thinks she's Queen as he loves her and wants to be King) Pit then started snipping with is Orb Staff(A/N: My fave wepaon)

Soddnlee, we did a loop-de-lop and went down super-speedily. Pit was lick "Could, this is quit suden, innit?" I snarked, "Yeah, and its gonna kill grems that smak in my face." Palntaineh explaned, "The hellspaens are excaping to the grund. I must take you down to fit them." The cyclops things came and said "Angles must b retarded(A/N: Tehy mean disabled, butt belieaved they wood sem smarter by saying retarded), in order to pleas M..." but they stoped as Pit snipped dem and dey screemed lick a cyclops screeming and then they died untill they where ded.

Bad guy from the gaem's 2nd chapter suddenly flu after us, and Palateinah shooted at us, "Watch out!" So Pit got a protabl AV and went to chanl 8 which was airing(GEDDIT!) Out. Palleatina remarqueed, "Pit, stop that you not-funny bustard!" So I salpped him and he droped the AV, an Bad guy from the gaem's 2nd chapter flu aftur it and exploded upon hiting the grownd. Pit said "That's that. Let's kep going." So we chained derrection and flew forwords into betwen 2 hills, one called Hank and the oter Boby(GEDDIT!). Then anoter cyclops arivedd and tried to kill us, butt I cut it in have wif my 1st Blad.

We seen a town, and flu into it. The magik switch was flunked to save fool, but saddly not r game.

In the town, their were over 9000 underwords killing peeps, snashing buildings, and drooping letters. Pit climed on2 a bildin and stared snipping dem. I went and slashed them(A/N: Not mayking them gay, I meen cuting tem in haf). Paluhntinah came and told us "Go 2 rhe stadiam." Lucky the stuadiam was up sum stares. I kiled monsters mayking rom for Pit. We wear gaven a Drink Of The Gods and went in.

Twinbellos wasn i wayting 4 us.(A/N: Hes lick a 2 hed dog who is Hads pet) Twinbellos zomed in and grabed Pit, and procded to sink clsss in2 Pit's bod. I swumg the 1st blayde to nock him of. Pit got up and shouted at Twinbellos wif Orb Stuff, but Twinbellos was an aswhole and didnt get hurt. He sudnlee growd and went on mor fire then he allrede was. Thankfully, rain came and fel on2 ground. Twinbellos was poot owt, so Pit got a BOOM HEADSHOT! and Twinbellos died, for safetee, I choped of his hed.

Pilntainerh said God job boys, lets got u bak home." Whit light surounded us and we tellaported to Skiworld.

A/N: OMG! What a frist chapter, gais! This is a grate fic, and wil prob b 25 chapters lick the game. PLZ Revu, fave and folow 4 more actors.