Currently Abandoned In Insanity
A Penguins of Madagascar Drabble Fic
By:
Ocean3209
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Hi... Welcome to my fic. That's all I got. On with the first drabble! Enjoy, R&R+Enjoy!
Drabble One. Video Game Buddies
"I WIN! WHOOOOOOOO!" Ocean practically shouted in Clemson's face.
Clemson had an annoyed look and his face, and said, "I let you win!"
"Yeah right! You're just jealous I kicked your stupid lemur ass!" Ocean countered.
"NOT MY FAULT I WAS DISTRACTED BY YOUR HORRIBLE GAMING SKILLS!" Clemson shouted.
"FUCK YOU, CLEMSON! You're a dick," Ocean shouted.
"You're a dick!" Clemson shouted.
"You're a dick!"
"You're a dick!"
"You're a dick!"
"You're a dick!"
"You're a dick!"
"WELL AT LEAST I HAVE ONE!" Clemson shouted.
"Shut up!" Ocean shouted, throwing her wings in the air.
"Shut up!"
"Shut up!"
"Shut up!"
"Shut up!"
"Shut up!"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Ocean and Clemson shouted at each other.
Hans watched with great interest in his hiding place as the two got into their fights again. This time they were fighting about video games.
"BITCH!" Ocean shouted.
"PRICK!" Clemson insulted back.
"NUMB NUTS!"
"WHORE!"
"MOTHER FUCKER!"
"PRO ABORTION STATEMENT!" Clemson shouted as loud as he could.
A lone tear escaped Ocean's left eye as silence filled the room.
"THAT IS IT! I'M LEAVING HOBOKEN!" Ocean cried, spun on her heel and started walking the opposite direction. Clemson quickly caught her by the elbow.
"Dude, you can't leave Hoboken over one stupid fight!"
"WATCH ME!" She said.
"Come on! Do you remember why we started hanging out in the first place?"
"To get Hans to date you?"
"Well, yes... But I wasn't talking about that. I can't believe you don't remember! When you first came to Hoboken, we use to hang out to watch old Pokémon episodes and movies just to see along to the awesome theme songs!"
"Those theme songs are awesome... What's your point?"
"My point is that the theme songs' awesomeness inspired us to hang out in the first place! We've been hanging out for 2 years and our awesome friendship will never be broken by stupid crap like that! Give me a hug you bitchy bastard!"
"Aww, I love you (Me: Not that way, you perverts.), you perverted fuck!" Ocean said, and turned around to hug Clemson.
Clemson withdraw his arms and shouted, "PSYCH!"
"YOU FUCKING RETARD!"
"Shut up les!"
"Dipshit!"
"Monkey boner!"
"PRO ABORTION STATEMENT!"
Hans sighed, Ocean and Clemson alway fight over the stupidest things. Guess things never change.
End of Drabble One
Savio: Sssinging along to theme sssongsss?
Clemson: Those theme songs are awesome! *holding a Gameboy*
YEAH! I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST! *holding a Gameboy with a linking cable connected to Clemson's*
Clemson: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST!
Clemson: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!
Everyone else: NO!
Tough crowd.
Clemson: Yep.