Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the characters that belong
to Jhonen Vasquez.
My eyes opened. I had fallen asleep again. This planet seems to do that to me. An explanation was sought and never found. Failure. That's me personified. More about that later.
My eyes opened and Gir slept noiselessly in front of me upside down, I was on my back. After all these years, these slow days into weeks into months into years just merged now into a single timeline. A big thick line of hopelessness.
Don't get me wrong, I love it here.....
Fuck that.
I can't even lie to my brain. I used to be the best. At least, that was the way I saw myself. More about that later.
I sat up. Woohoo an accomplishment, don't get many of those now. My scheming ideas are far off and cry out for me to pick them up and dust them off, give them shine, put them in the light and cherish them at least once more.
Fucking descriptions. I think like this too often, it's too..... unlike what I am... used to be.... too human.
I give up.
I am hungry, and my stomach forces me to fulfill it's chemical lust.
.......mmm, shnacks!
-
Oh look...... it's later.
I'm not ready to tell you.
Go and read a real book or something, by someone who makes money at doing something they're good at. Shit even comics are better than me rambling on. ..... still here?
go away!
........ I hate you.
I'm going to college. He'll be there. I hate him too, even now. But the human part of me likes college. Learning is fun kiddies, it helps you to become tomorrow's future, yeah more pressure. Fuck them, do it for your own happiness and pleasure. In the future, you can be what you want. Anything, it's like a dream, if you care enough. But for me..... no future, no matter how hard I try.
Fuck. I need my disguise.
I won't be back 'til a few hours later. Gir will probably be asleep. He likes his disguise. Later he might be outside, like an animal, enjoying the sun. He's docile. No more robot.
I miss him, he's gone.
I'm going.
I'm gone.
-
Somewhere else.
It's dark.
No faces but voices.
Simple narrative for idiots.
liking it? .....
"Are we adjourned?"
"yes"
"Then this meeting is over. Correct?"
"yes"
"good. No further meetings until the project has met it's halfway point upon completion?"
"yes"
"then everything is perfect?"
"......... yes"
"...... I don't like your hesitation. What bother's you?"
"It is.... nothing sirs. The project will go ahead without delay and it's schedule will be met. What bother's me will be dealt with, and need not bother either of you."
"good. We shall be making an exit. We bid you good day, Dee."
"Thank you, my Tallest..."
Chapter end.
Oh the vagueness of it all. You'll soon learn more though. The story will pick up around about chapter three or four, and will probably contain a bit more background information, and other characters. Chapter 2 contains a few of an older Dib's thoughts as he walks home from College.
My eyes opened. I had fallen asleep again. This planet seems to do that to me. An explanation was sought and never found. Failure. That's me personified. More about that later.
My eyes opened and Gir slept noiselessly in front of me upside down, I was on my back. After all these years, these slow days into weeks into months into years just merged now into a single timeline. A big thick line of hopelessness.
Don't get me wrong, I love it here.....
Fuck that.
I can't even lie to my brain. I used to be the best. At least, that was the way I saw myself. More about that later.
I sat up. Woohoo an accomplishment, don't get many of those now. My scheming ideas are far off and cry out for me to pick them up and dust them off, give them shine, put them in the light and cherish them at least once more.
Fucking descriptions. I think like this too often, it's too..... unlike what I am... used to be.... too human.
I give up.
I am hungry, and my stomach forces me to fulfill it's chemical lust.
.......mmm, shnacks!
-
Oh look...... it's later.
I'm not ready to tell you.
Go and read a real book or something, by someone who makes money at doing something they're good at. Shit even comics are better than me rambling on. ..... still here?
go away!
........ I hate you.
I'm going to college. He'll be there. I hate him too, even now. But the human part of me likes college. Learning is fun kiddies, it helps you to become tomorrow's future, yeah more pressure. Fuck them, do it for your own happiness and pleasure. In the future, you can be what you want. Anything, it's like a dream, if you care enough. But for me..... no future, no matter how hard I try.
Fuck. I need my disguise.
I won't be back 'til a few hours later. Gir will probably be asleep. He likes his disguise. Later he might be outside, like an animal, enjoying the sun. He's docile. No more robot.
I miss him, he's gone.
I'm going.
I'm gone.
-
Somewhere else.
It's dark.
No faces but voices.
Simple narrative for idiots.
liking it? .....
"Are we adjourned?"
"yes"
"Then this meeting is over. Correct?"
"yes"
"good. No further meetings until the project has met it's halfway point upon completion?"
"yes"
"then everything is perfect?"
"......... yes"
"...... I don't like your hesitation. What bother's you?"
"It is.... nothing sirs. The project will go ahead without delay and it's schedule will be met. What bother's me will be dealt with, and need not bother either of you."
"good. We shall be making an exit. We bid you good day, Dee."
"Thank you, my Tallest..."
Chapter end.
Oh the vagueness of it all. You'll soon learn more though. The story will pick up around about chapter three or four, and will probably contain a bit more background information, and other characters. Chapter 2 contains a few of an older Dib's thoughts as he walks home from College.