Końnichi wa! Me llamo es Totally-wish-I-were-a-ninja, and this is my first fanfic!
READER BEWARE: I was on a sugar-rush for most of this…
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans or their injuries. I don't even technically own the Dark Siders because they are actual people. One of them is even my beta reader!
P.S. No actual monkeys were harmed in the making of this fanfic!
I want a puppy!
Robotic Ninja Monkey Rampage
Chapter 1 = RAMPAGE!
Aqualad's POV
I jumped off the unreasonably high, yet randomly placed building. And I almost sprained my thick ankle in the process. Ow.! I was so going to kill Speedy!
"Aqualad! Try to short circuit them!" yelled Bumble Bee.
Luckily I happened to be standing next to a fire hydrant. I used the water pressure to pop off one end and the monkeys were hit with a very high pressured blast of water.
"Ooooh! Good one Fishy!" said Speedy.
"Shut up, Arrow Head!" I yelled.
"Can you two kill each other later! We're being attacked by monkeys over here!" yelled Robin.
"Dude, these aren't even real monkeys!" yelled Beast Boy.
"Es roboticos!" yelled Mas Y Menoes.
"Guys, we're gonna need backup," said Cyborg.
"But where would we obtain more friends?" asked Starfire.
"Yeah, we're the only Titans," said Raven.
"I might know someone," Said Robin.
The screen faded to black. When light began to surface again seven shadowy
figures could be seen standing on a stage. Each wore a cape with colors as
different as the instruments they carried. The foremost one, who was cloaked
in blue, carried a microphone, as did the pink one. The red one and the black one had guitars. The white one was on drums, as the purple one was on the keyboard. And finally the green one was on a clarinet.
"When there's trouble you know who to call, Teen Titans!
From their tower they can see it all, Teen Titans!
When there's evil on the attack,
you can rest knowing they got your back!
'Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol!"
The singers moved closer to one another as they shouted the chorus with the other female members.
"Teen Titans, Go!"
Then the singers started dancing as they rocked out to the song.
"With their super powers they unite, Teen Titans!
Never met a villain that they liked, Teen Titans!
They've got the bad guys on the run;
they'll never stop 'til their job gets done!
'Cause when the world is losing all control!"
Everyone shouted the chorus;
"Teen Titans, Go!"
"Teen Titans, Go!"
The two singers faced back to back.
"If your heart is black you better watch out!
You cannot escape the team,
when they catch you there won't be any doubt:
you've been beaten by the teen...
Beaten by the teen..."
Everyone once again joins in.
"T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans, let's go!
T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans, let's go!
T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans, let's go!
T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans, let's GO!"
The one cloaked in red did a guitar solo.
The girls sing louder.
"When there's trouble you know who to call, Teen Titans!
From their tower they can see it all, Teen Titans!
When there's evil on the attack,
you can rest knowing they got your back!
'cause when the world needs heroes on patrol,
Teen Titans, Go!"
Everyone shouted loudly and got even louder as they neared the end of the song.
"Teen Titans, Go!"
"1, 2, 3, 4, Go!"
Fades out.
"Dude, did anyone hear that random singing just now?" asked Beast Boy.
Everyone looked at him like he was insane. I blinked.
Robin's POV
I turned on the small laptop in my dark room. After it booted up, I brought up the internet. And I typed the name into the search engine.
The Dark Side BlogSpot
And this is what I saw.
The Dark Side was written in very colorful fancy letters at the top. Everything else was this shade of bluish- black and was decorated with hooded figures performing in the strangest deeds:
Helping a 2- tailed fox fix a plane…
Singing at a concert….
Fighting glitter monkeys…
Surfboarding down the Eiffel Tower with 2 little boys…
Decorating a cave for a birthday party…
Babysitting some annoying little twerp…
The blue one pushing the red one off a cliff…
Then there was a segment where you could 'chat' with these hooded people.
Looks like they were already signed on…
Death: Signed on
Rusty: Signed on
-wuz up
Death- nuthin
Rusty- so u death
Death- sorta
Sushie: Signed on
-yo.
Rusty- wuz up
Death- hey
Krys- Kat- Signed on
-Apples!
Sushie- what?
Krys- Kat- We needed something to talk about.
Sushie- apples?
Krys- Kat- Apples.
Death- apples
Krys- Kat- Apples.
Rusty- stupid
Krys- Kat- Hey!
Ash-Tree- Signed on
-Hi.
Rusty- wuz up
Krys- Kat- The Sky.
Sushie- lol
Neamm- Signed on
-hey.
Rusty- wuz up
Afro-Kin- Signed on
-Yo
Krys- Kat- Ninja! You're back!
Afro- Kin- Did you just call me a ninja?
Krys- Kat- Yes, yes I did.
That was the end of the conversation so far. But they were all still online; so I posted.
Robin- Signed on
-Um. Is this the Online Dark Side Hotline?
Krys- Kat- Yes, yes it is. Are you Robin of the Teen Titans?
How did she know that? Wait, how do I know "Krys- Kat" is a she?
Robin- I am, I was told that this was the place to call about an unusual problem.
Ash-Tree- It is, what's your dilemma?
Rusty- We are being attacked by robotic ninja monkeys from space who are asking for somebody named Chris.
Krys- Kat- NOOOO! THEY'RE BACK TO EAT MY SOUL!
Sushie- what?
Neamm- do you know these people, krys?
Krys- Kat- Do you remember when I was afraid of monkeys?
Neamm- yeah
Krys- Kat- That's why.
Neamm- oh
Death- is that why u so nuts
Krys- Kat- Hey!
Rusty- u were afraid of monkeys
Krys- Kat- Shut up, jerk. … And you misspelled monkeys!
Ash- Tree- Ooooh, she got you Rust!
What is wrong with these people?
Sushie- so where do we find u Robin?
Krys- Kat- Duh! The gigantic "T" in the middle of Jump City!
Sushie- where's jump city?
Ash- Tree- California.
Krys- Kat- So, Robin, will Aqualad be there?
Robin- Yeah, why?
Krys- Kat- Because I was planning on kidnapping him next week.
Robin- WHAT!
Krys- Kat- Dad's calling, gotta go.
-Signed off
Ash- Tree- Don't mind her, she's nuts.
Sushie- Yeah, we all are.
Rusty- hey
Ash- Tree- Well, I'm going to bed.
-Signed off
Afro- Kin- I've got college work.
-Signed off
Rusty- i was only here 4 afro
-Signed off
Death- Bye
-Signed off
Sushie- so when should we come over
Robin- Tomorrow would be nice.
Sushie- well it's a friday, so we'll b about 6
Robin- Thank you.
Sushie- no prob, well c-ya!
-Signed off
Robin- Signed off
…
"Well, this will be interesting…"
"What will be interesting?" said Cyborg as he entered my room.
"We're going to be having some visitors tomorrow. They will be helping with the monkeys."
"Boo ya!"
Hiya! How'd ya like it! I'll be posting the second chapter just as soon as I finish pre- writing it and sending it to my beta. Things will get a lot more random after the Dark Siders show up, I promise! But then you may need captions to understand what's going on! Lol!
Have fun!
Stay socky!
P.S. Anyone who can tell me who sings the Titans Theme song will become a character in later chapters!