Sonic wuz liek "hay will smith." And will smith wuz liek "sup dude." then tales showd up, no one lieks tales. "screw of tales" sonic say. "yeah tales, u suk, and we all no u hav an crush on amy…" "tales… iz this tru?" sonic say. "will u wernt supposed to tel sonic, u ahole" "hay sonic, guess wut elze, amy hats tales to" will say. "lololo" sai sonic, rofling. than, nuckles showd up, "wuz cool gaiz?" say nukles. "tales has an crush on amy," sonic rofl'd at kuckles. nucles rofld to. "and wuts betr,' sonic rofl'd moer, "amy hates tales more then us" this maed kucles chuckle. nukels wuz liek "imma go tel fat purple gai, brb, ttly." tales wuz liek "u gaiz suk, i hat u, except for will smith cuz that would be rasist."
chaptre 3: teh wede
amy wuz liek"lezz go do sum dank wede guyz", and then tales wuz liek i dont smoke. evry1 rofl'd at tales becuz he is stupid and noone lieks him and he dont smok. amy went 2 her neighborhood deeler, and he gave her some good prices cuz he prolly has an crush on her 2. so amy took the weed that she got (which was prety dank indeed) to her friends and tales. Errybody get hi except 4 tales, then errbody had way more fun then tales, and evrybudy wuz so hih like they were just like rly high, k. tales felt left out. 'ya no wut tales' will smith say, ' u stil suk, loser.' everybody laf, but they supr high, so it sounded like trumpets. tales wanted 2 cri, but didn't...yet
chaptr sumpthing: at schoo
durign algerba class, sonic had finished his work early (payed the teached 2 let him not do it) so he wrote sonic fanfiction, which is wayy easier in sonicland. the claassmate next to him, was frightened at how gud the story wuz, he offrd sonic 100000000$ dollars 2 hav teh stori. sonic had no clu wut 2 do wit teh munny, so he just wipd his but with 100$ dollar bills. wen sonic went 2 lunch, he alwais 8 french fries and sodapop (the blood and brains of his enemies) sonic 1nce got tales in truble cuz sonic told a sumbudy that there wuz some prety dank wede under teh bleachers, the principle brouhgt in dogs to search 4 teh weed, but sonic and his friends had already smokd it. nukclec showd up agin, he say 'dood, did you c teh rack on amy 2dai? dayum' sonic reply with 'hloly shit, and there's tales being a little gayfag just staring at her, she looks uncumfortable.' 'hay tales, com'ere!" sonic say. "wut" tales say. "die" sonic and nucllelles and will smith and purple fat gai and amy say simutaneesli. Tales cri like bitch.
Chaps: teh luv
"amy' sonic say. "yea" amy say. "i luv u" sonic say. "rolf" amy say. Sonic walked away to nuclllesd, "well shit." ' wut a ho.' nukle sai. sonic was sad he say taht cuz sonic think taht ami is supre hot and nice. sonic rly lieks amy.
So it turns out that amy rofld cuz she wuz nervus cuz she liek sonic bak but she didnt want just a hookup. Amy came up to sonic and tell him taht she like him lots bak. Sonic wuz happy, ami wuz hapi, tales wasnt. sonic say to ami "lets go shit in tales's cheerios that little tard" ami agrre happily cuz she wanted to do that a lot.