Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
"So you want a 15 year old demon vessel ninja boy that may or may NOT have blonde hair and blue eyes. He may also have incredible skills at making clones and he may or may NOT be a specific target of a dangerous group of 9 skilled ninja. Also he loves ramen!" Tsunade repeated while looking at a specific contract. "A bit TOO specific, you could've just said the name!"
"Well, I think it was trying to eliminate a straight faced confrontation that may or may NOT be of aggression knowing your strength Lord Tsunade!" an awkward boy answered pointing down at the paper before him.
"Why should I give you Naruto? What's the prize in it for you!" the Hokage asked with a little sting in her voice.
"Well, I'm planning on selling him to a specific Kingdom as a husband for a very hot princess who's about to be Queen!"
"The price is very extraordinary?"
"Let's just say I could give you just 10 and you will be free of all your debt that you owe to my countrymen!"
"I still don't like the idea of selling a comrade."
"Think of it like this, you give him to me and I can guarantee that he would be happier than being an OLD busy Hokage of the Leaf village! And you'll be free of debt and be rich if I say, give you 20 of my prize!"
Tsunade looked at the boy for a moment and back at the contract. She raised an eyebrow and then looked back at the boy.
"And after I examined the movements of Atasuki, they are in the opposite direction of our destination!"
Tsunade then squinted her eyes for a moment and then frowned.
"I want 45 of the prize…or no deal!"
"You sure know how to bargain Miss Hokage!"
They shook hands with very wide smiles.
The boy walked away after signing his name on the contract, the name of Jack. He smiled as he exited the office and stepped into the town of Konoha.
"Now, where to find the brat of Nine-Tails? Ah, ramen!"