Disclaimer: This thing has no point. I wonder what would happen if someone just said "I am Stephenie Meyer, faithful readers, and I am wasting my time writing fan fictions of my own original fiction while I could be productively writing novels to be published! Isn't that nifty?"

I felt as though the wind was yelling at me; it was violent and loud. I debated closing my window; after all, a locked door wouldn't stop an indestructible vampire, but decided against it. Why make it more complicated?

The wind howled as I walked over to the bathroom to take a shower. My muscles were shot and the storm wasn't helping any.

The hot water immediately melted my skin. Eventually, though, I would have to get out. After washing myself thoroughly, I reluctantly turned off the water and stepped out. Upon getting dressed, I heard the wind wail and I got an eerie feeling in my stomach. This was not the mood I wanted to be in.

I danced to my room (as carefully as possible) and began to sing as I tried to tidy up. The light tune of the song made me forget the impossible downpour that defined this town.

Once I realized that Charlie wasn't home, I started to sing louder. Who was listening, anyway?

My pivoting and turning answered that question. I gasped as I saw the outline of a messy-haired vampire in the window. Crap.

He stuck his head in and a wide grin was distributed on his godly face. I felt the pout forming at the fact that he probably saw my entire performance. I sighed. "How long have you been there?" It was worth asking, at least.

"Oh, not very…" he answered, sparing me. I didn't argue him on it, and decided to let it go.

I walked around him to shut the window and felt a pair of iron arms around my waist. I giggled and turned around to wrap my arms around his neck, but stopped short as I studied his facial expression.

"What?" I asked.

He carried me over to the bed and wrapped the quilt around me, acting as the barrier between his icy skin and mine.

The back of his hand stroked my cheek and I wondered if he would answer my question. I snuggled closer, disregarding the cold, and wrapped my arm around him. "So?"

"Hm?" he asked, playing dumb.

"Are you going to tell me what you were thinking back there, as I made a fool of myself?"

He sighed. "I just realized…that I've never heard you sing until now, is all."

I laughed. "You're welcome."

He furrowed his eyebrows. "I think your voice is lovely, actually."

I rolled my eyes. "I think you may be just a bit biased," I said. Or a lot, whichever.

I felt his cool lips come in contact with my forehead as he shook his head. "Ask anyone."

"I'd rather not, see, because that would mean I would have to sing for them, and as you might have figured out already, I wouldn't be too thrilled with that."

"Would you sing for me?" he whispered.

Don't look at his eyes, don't look at his eyes. Don't do it!

I groaned. "Must I?"

"Well, technically, no. But you must know that it would make me very happy, by now."

I narrowed my eyes and willed myself to look at him. "Well, you must know that it would make me very uncomfortable. By now."

"Are you saying that I make you feel uncomfortable?" he asked innocently.

"No." But that dazzling thing has to stop. "I'm saying that my singing makes me uncomfortable."

"Please, Bella?" DON'T DO IT!

I sighed. He lifted my chin and forced me to look at him. I tried to look away, but it's not the easiest thing to do.

"Ugh. Fine."

He grinned in triumph and then leaned down to kiss me. Stupid, dazzling vampire.

"Thank you," he said after allowing me to breathe.

Just then, the phone rang. "You know," I began, "that could be Charlie. It's storming and he could be worrying about me. I should really answer it."

He couldn't argue with that, so he nodded and released me.

Saved by the bell.

As if he would let it go.

I like one-shots, I like EXB fluff. This was fun. (:

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