The Secret Adventures of the Fellowship
I decided that I was going to write a bunch of different diaries with the characters of Lord of the Rings meeting other characters of movies. I owe credit to Cassandra Claire for those brilliant writings of the Very Secret Diaries. The idea inspired me. With that said…
Day 1
Aragorn
Waited forever for three new members of fellowship to get off the boat. Wasn't sure what to expect. Hoping for more of the hobbit type…not likely, seeing as every person who gets off this beast is mortal. As if I need to see what a disgruntled race we've really become. Frodo keeps fingering ring, repeatedly murmuring,
"Mortals! Too many Mortals!"
Sam is trying his hardest to quiet 'poor Mr. Frodo.' while Merry and Pippin amuse themselves by making fun of the different humans.
Am becoming uneasy about the decision, for being fashionably late is one thing. Late is not a good thing when on first day of job.
Later…
Mortal girl approached us. Said her name was Elizabeth Swann. Would be pretty, except for the fact that her mouth never closes…and I have a girl friend. I think…what was her name? Elizabeth seemed overjoyed by the sight of hobbits. Will have to keep a sharp eye on this one. I may have to have a talk with her about Frodo…
Gimli seemed overly pleased that woman was joining fellowship. Reminded him that he already had Galandriel. His reply, "She was last week."
Next man to approach us was named William Turner. One look at Legolas and both men screamed and startled everyone. They looked freakishly alike. Almost like twins. Couldn't help but smirk at the fact that there's a person in this world that may be prettier than Legolas. Couldn't watch as they poked each other in awe. Attention was soon turned to the last man approaching us.s
The man swaggered like a drunken elf, and what's with the eye make-up? And that hair? Legolas' collapsed at the sight of the scruffy, unshaven, hairy, man, and Merry and Pippin burst out laughing. Man introduced himself as Captain Jack Sparrow. I asked what he was captain of. He only laughed and whispered, annoyingly close to my face, "Pirate!" Did I mention his breath smelt of rum? Was forced to remain silent, as I do not know what 'Pirate' is. Might ask, for do not wish to presume. His sword was most tacky.