*Adventures of Elf Chasing*
By: Morwen and Nessa
Nani = Japanese for what
Julia POV:
We, and by we I mean me, and my friend Rama, were walking down the street, (no, not singing 'Doo-wa-diddi-diddi-dum-diddi-doo') going to my house after school.
"So..." she said, trying to create a conversation. I really was in a good mood, but I had been thinking about my Leg-less, and see, we were sorta close in my "thinking".
"WHAT?! I screamed back. I guess I scared her somehow... maybe it was the fact that I attempted to choke her in the process.
"Caaaaaan **cough** I... **cough** haaaaave...**cough** my neeeeeck **cough** baaaack??? **cough** PLEASE?" I let go of her neck, and continued to walk. Rama was about 10 feet behind me... probably cursing me in Japanese... even though she's Polish... and Yiddish... and Jewish... basically everything "ish".
Rama POV:
"Nani?!"
What did I ever do to her. Oh, I get it, she must be thinking about her precious Lego-boy. Ah, the poor obsessed. Of course, I'm obsessed also! I'm obsessed with swords, Inuyasha, anime, Inuyasha, Magna, Inuyasha, Japan, Inuyasha and most of all **Drum roll please** Ramen noodles! HA! I bet you thought I was gonna say Inuyasha! Well! My 10 step program is working! Did I just say that out loud? Am I even talking out loud!? I'm confusing myself!!
Anyway, we finally got to Julia's house! We walked in when the lights start to flicker. FUN. Julia went to look out the window.
"Hello Isabel," she muttered under her breath, referring to Hurricane Isabel.
That's when the electrical surge hit the house. The lights went on and off, the phone, that got knocked off it's hook, was ringing.
"Hey!" I yelled, overt he howling wind (did I MENTION the howling wind...AND the shattered glass....) "It's that ABC special on the Lord of the Rings playing now." I guessed that explained the LOTR characters jumping around onscreen. Julia was now screeching "I DON'T CARE! SOMETHINGS HAPPENING!"
She yelled as the electrical power-surge ebbed. Everything stopped. The lights, the wind, the freak electrical power surge. All gone. Black. Nothing. It's the last thing I remember.
Elrohir POV:
I was out with my hunting party when I saw two maidens lying in the wet grass. The one with curly brown hair was sprawled out on the ground, while the one with straight light-brown hair was curled up like a cat. All of the sudden, the one with lighter hair spoke, still with her eyes closed.
"Juuuliaaa... the dog wet... the carpet...." she sprang up, wide awake. "AND I'M SLEEPING ON IT!" She jumped up, and started to dance absurdly, chanting "Ew! Getitoffofme! Ineedabathdammit! Ew! Ew!" The brunette, whom I assumed was Juuuliaaa, stood up and preformed similar antics. One of my men, Avonhir, assumed that what they were doing was a form of sorcery, so, he drew his bow and arrow. That is when they finally noticed us. The shorter light-haired one, stepped behind the taller one. *Wow*, I thought. *They must be good friends if one is risking her life for the other*. Just as I thought this, I noticed the two girls arguing.
"YOU in front of ME!"
"No! ME behind YOU!"
"What if I die?"
"What if *I* die?!" Eventually, the shorter one got in front of Juuuliaaa and ripped off her strange looking footwear.
"Fine! She screamed dramatically. "*I* will go in front!!" She held out her foot-wear manacling.
"A shoe?" the other muttered. "An old crappy tennis shoe?!"
"It's all we haaaave..." whined the strange light-haired girl. Then she yelled to us, "WE COME IN PEAAAACE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
"Yes, we understand. And if you DIDN'T come in peace, we'd know by now, and you would most likely be dead!" I sneered.
"Well at least we know there not over confident," the one with the 'shoe' muttered sarcastically. It seemed that just then, Juuuliaaa took in her surroundings.
"Holy hell! You guys are ELVES?! Oh my goshness!" I think most of us got scared when she bounced over and started to poke and prod our sensitive ears. As Avonhir was about to shoot the maiden, her "friend" hit her on the head with her shoe. Juuuliaaa fell to the ground, muttering something that sounds like "I looove Leg-less..." I ordered one of the elves to carry her back to his horse, and to ride quickly to Rivendell.
"Milady," I bowed to the light-haired one. "What, may I ask, is your name?" She looked like she had to think about her answer, but then smiled widely.
"I'm Morwen... um... but call me Wen... And that was my friend Ju-I mean, Nessa...." I looked at her, and was about to question if her friend's name was not Juuuliaaa, but let the subject drop.
Nessa POV:
Ooooo.... pretty Leg-less... kiss me Leg-less... NO! DON'T RUN AWAAAAAAAY! Ah.... whatever....it's just a dream. He'll come to me in real life soon enough.... MUAHAHAHAHA!
Wen POV:
"What IS she mumbling?" the cute elf asked, referring to my retarded friend, Julia.
I replied, "Oh... she's just having a fantasy about a certain elf she's liked for about a year... but has NEVER met." Well, who cares about her. You don't know HOW happy I was when he asked if I wanted to ride with him on his horse. I felt compelled to scream "WELL DUH!" (understatement of the CENTURY!), but I didn't...because I'm mature like that. Yeah...that's it...So, instead, I grinned REALLY wide. If it were his POV, I'm sure he'd think I was about to eat him!
Elrohir POV:
I thought she would eat me...
Wen POV:
See? Told ya so...
By: Morwen and Nessa
Nani = Japanese for what
Julia POV:
We, and by we I mean me, and my friend Rama, were walking down the street, (no, not singing 'Doo-wa-diddi-diddi-dum-diddi-doo') going to my house after school.
"So..." she said, trying to create a conversation. I really was in a good mood, but I had been thinking about my Leg-less, and see, we were sorta close in my "thinking".
"WHAT?! I screamed back. I guess I scared her somehow... maybe it was the fact that I attempted to choke her in the process.
"Caaaaaan **cough** I... **cough** haaaaave...**cough** my neeeeeck **cough** baaaack??? **cough** PLEASE?" I let go of her neck, and continued to walk. Rama was about 10 feet behind me... probably cursing me in Japanese... even though she's Polish... and Yiddish... and Jewish... basically everything "ish".
Rama POV:
"Nani?!"
What did I ever do to her. Oh, I get it, she must be thinking about her precious Lego-boy. Ah, the poor obsessed. Of course, I'm obsessed also! I'm obsessed with swords, Inuyasha, anime, Inuyasha, Magna, Inuyasha, Japan, Inuyasha and most of all **Drum roll please** Ramen noodles! HA! I bet you thought I was gonna say Inuyasha! Well! My 10 step program is working! Did I just say that out loud? Am I even talking out loud!? I'm confusing myself!!
Anyway, we finally got to Julia's house! We walked in when the lights start to flicker. FUN. Julia went to look out the window.
"Hello Isabel," she muttered under her breath, referring to Hurricane Isabel.
That's when the electrical surge hit the house. The lights went on and off, the phone, that got knocked off it's hook, was ringing.
"Hey!" I yelled, overt he howling wind (did I MENTION the howling wind...AND the shattered glass....) "It's that ABC special on the Lord of the Rings playing now." I guessed that explained the LOTR characters jumping around onscreen. Julia was now screeching "I DON'T CARE! SOMETHINGS HAPPENING!"
She yelled as the electrical power-surge ebbed. Everything stopped. The lights, the wind, the freak electrical power surge. All gone. Black. Nothing. It's the last thing I remember.
Elrohir POV:
I was out with my hunting party when I saw two maidens lying in the wet grass. The one with curly brown hair was sprawled out on the ground, while the one with straight light-brown hair was curled up like a cat. All of the sudden, the one with lighter hair spoke, still with her eyes closed.
"Juuuliaaa... the dog wet... the carpet...." she sprang up, wide awake. "AND I'M SLEEPING ON IT!" She jumped up, and started to dance absurdly, chanting "Ew! Getitoffofme! Ineedabathdammit! Ew! Ew!" The brunette, whom I assumed was Juuuliaaa, stood up and preformed similar antics. One of my men, Avonhir, assumed that what they were doing was a form of sorcery, so, he drew his bow and arrow. That is when they finally noticed us. The shorter light-haired one, stepped behind the taller one. *Wow*, I thought. *They must be good friends if one is risking her life for the other*. Just as I thought this, I noticed the two girls arguing.
"YOU in front of ME!"
"No! ME behind YOU!"
"What if I die?"
"What if *I* die?!" Eventually, the shorter one got in front of Juuuliaaa and ripped off her strange looking footwear.
"Fine! She screamed dramatically. "*I* will go in front!!" She held out her foot-wear manacling.
"A shoe?" the other muttered. "An old crappy tennis shoe?!"
"It's all we haaaave..." whined the strange light-haired girl. Then she yelled to us, "WE COME IN PEAAAACE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
"Yes, we understand. And if you DIDN'T come in peace, we'd know by now, and you would most likely be dead!" I sneered.
"Well at least we know there not over confident," the one with the 'shoe' muttered sarcastically. It seemed that just then, Juuuliaaa took in her surroundings.
"Holy hell! You guys are ELVES?! Oh my goshness!" I think most of us got scared when she bounced over and started to poke and prod our sensitive ears. As Avonhir was about to shoot the maiden, her "friend" hit her on the head with her shoe. Juuuliaaa fell to the ground, muttering something that sounds like "I looove Leg-less..." I ordered one of the elves to carry her back to his horse, and to ride quickly to Rivendell.
"Milady," I bowed to the light-haired one. "What, may I ask, is your name?" She looked like she had to think about her answer, but then smiled widely.
"I'm Morwen... um... but call me Wen... And that was my friend Ju-I mean, Nessa...." I looked at her, and was about to question if her friend's name was not Juuuliaaa, but let the subject drop.
Nessa POV:
Ooooo.... pretty Leg-less... kiss me Leg-less... NO! DON'T RUN AWAAAAAAAY! Ah.... whatever....it's just a dream. He'll come to me in real life soon enough.... MUAHAHAHAHA!
Wen POV:
"What IS she mumbling?" the cute elf asked, referring to my retarded friend, Julia.
I replied, "Oh... she's just having a fantasy about a certain elf she's liked for about a year... but has NEVER met." Well, who cares about her. You don't know HOW happy I was when he asked if I wanted to ride with him on his horse. I felt compelled to scream "WELL DUH!" (understatement of the CENTURY!), but I didn't...because I'm mature like that. Yeah...that's it...So, instead, I grinned REALLY wide. If it were his POV, I'm sure he'd think I was about to eat him!
Elrohir POV:
I thought she would eat me...
Wen POV:
See? Told ya so...