DRAGONBALLZ
THE WIERD FILES
AN:This chapter isn't as funny as the next ones will be, its mainly just to set things up. I hope you enjoy!
The Beggining
This is how it began. One day Goku and Chi-chi were having dinner whne Chi-chi suddenly said. "I want a divorce," Goku looked thoughtful for several moments.
"Sure," He said afterwords, not really knowing what divorce meant. Two days later. "DON'T LEAVE ME!!" Goku cried, but it was to late. That is where it all fell apart. Then this happened.
Vegeta was training, when suddenly his wife walked in. "What do you want!?" Vegeta demanded.
"A divorce," Bulma said.
Vegeta said "YESSSSSSS, FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I"M FINALLY GETT, wait what!?" And so it was, the two most powerful saiyans who had ever lived were divorced.
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Insert Intro Song Here
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Goku walked along the road, up in the mountains in roughly the same area where Vegeta had once done vicious battle with Android 18. His eyes were horribly drooped, dark and saggy, his hair seemed to be sagging in depression, and
his skin had taken on an ashen look.
Finally he stopped and looked to the sky as he cried "Why!? Why have you forsaken me!?" A bird pooped on his head, chirping cheerfuly. A moment of silence, then "DIE!!" Goku ascended to SSJ and attacked the bird, but suddenly
Tien was in front of him.
"Ah! Tien, what are you doing here?" Goku asked.
"Saving this bird," Tien said.
"Why?" Goku asked.
"Well, I have decided that since I'm far to weak to challenge galactic tyrants and insane super saiyans, I would instead devote my life to protecting the enviroment. This bird is part of the enviroment, therefore I must save it," Tien explained.
Goku blinked. "Huh?"
"I gotta go, the enviroment needs me," Tien declared, then took off with a cry of "Save the enviroment!"
Goku blinked as his golden hair faded back to normal. "Ooooooook," Then with a shake of his head he continued his walk.
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Vegeta stared stone faced into the desert. A breeze blew his hair, and then he began to sink into his fighting stance. Then the cliff he was standing on broke and he fell to the ground with a yell of suprise. "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS
MIGHTY!!" Vegeta cried angrily.
"You seem upset," A new voice said.
"Whose there!?" Vegeta demanded standing up.
A namekian stood there there wearing a purple hood. "I am Lord Slug, and I have come to recruit you," Slug said.
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Vegeta asked in confusion.
"No, that was my evil twin brother, also named Lord Slug, by our father, Lord Snail," Slug said.
"Ok, and what makes you think I want to work for you?" Vegeta asked crossing his arms.
"I have milk duds," Slug said.
"I'M IN!!" Vegeta's shout echoed outwards.