A/N: I now know the meaning of "plot bunnies." I absolutely HAD to combine my two greatest obsessions and write this. I don't care how dumb it is; I needed to get it out of my head. I'm gonna post new chapters with the TT and RotK quotes.
Sadly, I own neither Merlin nor LotR. Sad day.
Merlin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission…quest…thing!
Arthur: That rules you out, Merlin.
Merlin: Nobody tosses a warlock!
Arthur: What's that?
Gwaine: That, my friend, is a pint.
Arthur (shocked): It comes in pints?...I'm getting one!
Arthur: You're late!
Merlin: A warlock is never late, Arthur Pendragon, nor is he early. He arrives exactly when he means to.
Gaius (while possessed by goblin): *sees gold*
My…precioussssssss…
Gaius (to Merlin): Fool of a warlock! Next time, throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity.
Merlin (when Morgana and Arthur are flirting in S1E2): Watch who you're sweet-talking.
Gaius: Don't worry, Merlin. Morgana knows an idiot when she sees one.
Merlin:…Does she?
Merlin: Gaius, have you been having the tavern's old brew?
Gaius: No *pause* Well, yes, but that's not the point…
A/N: Well, hopefully that wasn't totally dumb...reviews are appreciated. :)