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RIKKAI
Pain.
Vicious dogs.
High School.
Cuss.
Akaya was a patient big boy. Not. He was getting frustrated waiting for his seniors to meet him at the park. Seriously Marui can dye his hair using roses or poodles or whatever crap he puts in it. His dog was nudging his leg desperate for a run, with all the other canines.
"Soon my boy, once the two jackasses come."
"That is so what she said." An old man spoke snickering. Oh wait no it was Niou.
"Oh I'm sorry I wasn't listening over the shockingly white that is your hair." Akaya growled. Where's dickwad number 3?"
Niou looked confused. "Who's number 1?"
"Sanada-senpai. He bitch slaps me like hell dude." Akaya shuddered.
"Oh he went somewhere. He'll be here in a minute." Niou reached down to stroke Akaya's dog.
Ticklemedoughface purred in return. "Your dog is fucking A kid, he has the most sharpest teeth ever know to man alive but he is fucking faggy, where's the sense in that?"
Akaya kicked the bleached man in return. "Shut the fuck up. Tickle ain't a fag like you."
Niou patronizingly made hurt noises. "Ooh ouch. Boy that was a good one (!) I actually felt some pain."
At that point Marui came popping up sucking on a GobSmacker. "Hey hosers."
Akaya subtly let go of Ticklemedoughface's leash and unleashed the vicious dog on the guy that was once known as Marui now known as dog (dead) meat.
Marui screamed and ran into the park hightailed by Tickle. A couple of heads turned as he streaked past shouting curses at a black curly haired boy who was smirking in glee.
"Whoops. Now that was a complete accident." Akaya deadpanned making the face of a devil eyes like light-year lasers, ready to kill the man who was Darth Vader. He jogged to catch up with his dog, picking up a few flowers (Tickle loved those.) and jogged on.
Niou let a smirk don his oh-so-hot face and walked behind the boy, getting a first class view of a first class ass.
"Your dog fucking bit me. He fucking chased me all the way down the park and then he bit me. On my thigh." Marui fumed like a PMS-ing bitch.
"I know."
"You gave him a lollipop for it. Why don't you get him a 'Well done' badge too (?)" The boy who was bitten by Ticklemedoughface thundered on.
Akaya contemplated on the idea and decided against it, Tickle would probably gnaw it to pieces. "I won't let that happen again. Not for a few days anyways." He muttered the last part to himself.
"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me."
Ignoring the about to dead man, Akaya continued on. "Tickle's probably hungry, let's go back to mine."
"Was my thigh not enough for him?" Marui sarcastically exploded. "Does he need my arm as well?"
Niou smacked the rosette on the back and skillfully dodged the slap back. "Just do what the brat says. Otherwise you're a dead dog walking."
"Oh, haha(!) Pigs can fly too yes?"
After a long walk and bicker the trio finally arrived at their destination. Akaya after a long searching for his keys and finding out that he had forgotten them climbed in through his bedroom window. It was extremely lucky that no one called the cops either because they would have looked like they were breaking in someone's house.
"Come in. Please hesitate to treat this as your own home. Don't sit down, don't touch anything, don't break anything, don't get into a fight unless it's outside and I'm watching with popcorn, and stop breathing in my air." Akaya ranted on whilst he was getting a snack for himself and Tickle.
Niou and Marui both looked at each other in disbelief, when the door bell rang. They both walked over to answer the door.
"Hello this is Marui and Niou answering for Kirihara Akaya he is being eaten by a giant pig right now so he is unavailable. Sorry come back again next year?" Niou supplied him with the right information.
"Get out of the doorway skeezers. What the fuck do you want?" The man who was possibly getting eaten by a giant pig pushed the duo out of the way.
"We were just asking if you could so kindly buy some cookies from us." A bunch of preteen boys chimed.
"All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties." Akaya prayed to himself. "Release the hounds."
"Yes sir." Mr Smither- Niou replied.
They had never seen a bunch of fat preteens run that fast before. Akaya slammed the door shut and went back in the house followed by Miou and Marui and found his dog eating some sort of yogurt maybe?
"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Hell, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. Aren't you just adorable?" Akaya cooed rubbing the dog's ears affectionately.
"I swear you love that dog more than me sometimes." Niou frowned.
"I do. Dickweed. Hell, I love Teletubbies more and I fucking hate Teletubbies, a bunch of faggy balls of fat running about with purple purses."
"That really hurts me Akaya, really."
"Really? As much as having the dog from doom bite you in the fucking ass?" Marui cried.
"I thought it was the thigh?" Akaya thought.
"It was both."
A loud ringing noise was heard form the living room. Akaya walked over to it and pressed speaker phone.
"KIRIHARA AKAYA! GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!" His sister shouted down the phone.
"I haven't got any." He rolled his eyes. Half expecting his sister could see the gesture.
"I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING, GET SOME MONEY AND GIMME."
"I DON'T KNOW HOW HOSER!" The black haired guy was a very short tempered person.
"SELL ONE OF YOUR PRECIOUS VIDEO GAMES. PAWN YOUR LIVER I DON'T KNOW." Like sister like brother.
"What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his video games?"
Marui sweat dropped. "Oh my god, he's an idiot." Niou nodded in agreement. The fight was turning out to be quote humorous though.
"YOU BETTER GET THAT MONEY STAT OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE A FUNNY LITTLE FOOTNOTE ON MY EPIC ASS!" There was a phone slamming sound and then a childish chocking noise made by Akaya.
"Ooh, score you told her all right." Niou snorted.
"I'm sorry but I couldn't hear you over how much product you use in your hair, it could season a wok." Akaya retorted. "And you Marui, I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair."
Niou tackled him to the ground in a very compromising position whilst trying to steal his phone from his pocket, his 2nd most prized possession after Ticklemedoughface Niou was about 3rd. Akaya pushed Niou off him stood up brushed himself off tried to grab the phone out of Niou's hands.
"You touch me and consider the phone smashed." Niou threatened.
"I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair." Akaya insulted.
Niou made a throwing movement and glared at the junior.
"Do it Niou! You'll be eaten to death by the dog but it's gonna be worth it."
" I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts. Now shut the fuck up." Akaya growled with a low voice. "Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about sick romance."
"Stop with the hair jokes." Niou rolled his eyes.
"Tickle I'm going to give you a ten gallon ton of gummi bears if you bite his danglers off." Akaya called to his skilled dog.
"I won't smash your phone into tiny lickle pieces if, you stop with the oh-so-funny jokes and we be your masters for a month." Niou compromised. Ticklemedoughface's teeth were chainsaw sharp and twice as destructive.
"I'll let you go off free, if you give me back my phone." Akaya stood by his point. "And shave that Chia pet off your head." As an afterthought he said.
"That's it." Niou brought his hand up (in slow motion) and brought it back down to earth in a single handedly crunching moment.
There was a loud cracking sound. Niou looked up and saw Akaya cracking his knuckles and the dog from Hell with the phone in his mouth.
"You are going to feel the pain so hard, I am going to maim the rats living in the grease that is you hair. And yes once again I am making fun out of your hair."
"Tickle remember to preserve the heart, it could sell for some money."
And all Hell broke loose.
This was better (in my opinion) than the first two chapters.
I don't own any Glee quotes.
Review otherwise I'll send Ticklemedoughface on you. Haha.