Camping Can Be Cool

Hi everyone! This is my first story ever! I've had this account for over a year, but I haven't used it. Camping can be cool is about the Mario adults as babies going on a camping trip. I know it's in the description but I couldn't type everything. Anyways drama, chaos, and hell are bound to happen, along with broken friendships. This will be the first story in a series about the Mario adults as babies and the adventured they get into. I've actually been working on this story for almost a month as of 11/ 28th, and I've already written ten chapters, that way If I'm bored and don't wanna write I can just simply upload the next chapter. I'll post each chapter once a week. Chapter two might come Friday, just for being the end of the week, and that way you'll have something to look forward to each week. Yeah! That's what I'll do! I'd like to get five reviews before I post the next chapter next week. The reason I'd like to reach five reviews is since I haven't been on here in a while, and I want to refresh people's memories. Gradually, over time I'll keep raising the reviews by tens. I know we can accomplish this goal together. I have faith in you! (If you're confused even if I don't reach five reviews I'll still post it, but I'd love it if you could accomplish this.) Rated T for minor language. Enough jibber jabber. Now, I proudly present to you; Camping can be cool. Disclaimer: I don't own any Mario characters in the story. They belong to Nintendo.

Chapter 1: One of Those Days

It was a quiet day on Yoshi's Island. The goonies' were singing, the flowers danced in the breeze, the waters brushed up on the beaches, and the sun shined bright on the citizens on Yoshi's Island. Yoshi was at his house, sitting in his recliner chair, relaxing. The babies, which consisted of Mario, Luigi, Wario, Donkey Kong, and Peach; were all at school. Yoshi had rescued them a few years back, and he and their parents had decided to live with them, for a while.

"Ah!" Yoshi remarked. "It sure is peaceful. I'm glad I got the day off work, today. It's also great, since today is Friday! I'm gonna go clubin' and maybe, If I'm lucky, I'll find me a pretty lady!" Yoshi chuckled. "Hm, I wonder how the kids are doing?"

Meanwhile, at school…

The kids were at school. Mario stared at the clock, longingly. " 15 more minutes 'till lunch." Mario thought to himself. Mario, Bowser, Monty, Blooper, Hammer Bro, Whomp, Thowmp, and Lakitu were all in second grade, but normally they stayed and were apart of the kindergarten class next door but there were in here until lunch, just for today. "Hey Mario?" Ask his friend Monty Mole, who was the size he was in Super Mario World.

"Yes, Monty?" "You can't wait until the bell rings, can't you?" Mario grinned. "You bet your sweet ass I can't wait!" Mario cried. "….. Mario?"

The teacher replied. Yes ma'am?"

Mario replied, nervously, thinking that the teacher heard him curse. "What's the answer to the question I just ask?" "I'm sorry, ma'am, could you please repeat it?"

"Sure, I asked what's 5+6=?" "11. It's 'leven, right?" Mario asked. "Correct! Good job."

"Thank you, ma'am." "Tsk, show off." Bowser replied. "Shut up." Mario whispered back.

"Make me!" Bowser replied. "You don't know who you're messin' with!" Mario replied. "Ha, like I'm scared of you!" Bowser replied. "Look, I don't know what kind of petty stuff you do here, but I'm from New York, and you don't wanna fuck with me, I go upside your head!" Mario shot back.

"Well, I don't care what kinda shit you did there, pal!" Bower replied. That's it." Mario grabbed Bowser's arm, and flipped him on one of the desk, which broke in half."

"Ohh!" Kids went. The teacher looked up from her desk and gasped. "What happened?" She asked. "Now teach, there's a logical explanation's fo' this. He did it." Mario replied as he pointed to Bowser.

"I can believe that." The teacher replied. "Bowser, to the principal's office, now!" "What?! But I didn't do it!" Bowser insisted. Bowser looked at his crew, which consisted of Whomp, Thowmp, Hammer Bro., Dry Bones, Koopa, Lakitu, Boo, Monty Mole, and many others in various grades.

Some of them, like Monty, Blooper, and Koopa were nice, and were friends with Mario and his friends, despite them being in Bowser's gang. "Tell her I didn't do it!" He replied. "Bowser really didn't do it!" Whomp replied. "Yeah!" Agreed Thomp.

"Well, technically you did start it." Dry Bones replied. Bowser glared at him. "B-but Mario's just as guilty!" Dry Bones cried back. Bowser and his many crew protested that Bowser was in fact innocent. It all ended with Bowser and his crew all going to the principals' office.

"You're dead twerp, ya hear me?! DEAD! D-E-A-D DEAD!" Bowser cried to Mario. "You'd better watch out, pal. My hammers' angry and so am I!" Hammer Bro. replied, as he shook his hammer. " Ha! Like I'm scared!" Mario replied. "Yeah when we get outta here we're gonna pound you!" Whomp remarked. "Tsk, bring it!" Mario replied. "Whew, you dodged a bullet bill there, huh, pal?" asked Blooper, another one of Mario's friends. "Boy, I'll say." Mario replied. 'But, you'd better watch out for Bowser and his cronies, they seemed pretty pissed."

"Yeah, your right, but I'll be ready, I always am!" Mario replied, with a smile. "Besides Bowser ain't bad, and neither are his so-called group of thugs." In the classroom next door was the kindergarten classroom. The teacher, and the majority of the girls had left, and would return later.

Inside there they were having free time. Luigi, D.K, and some other boys were playing with blocks, when Peach and a group of her friends approached them. "Looks like the girls wanna talk to us 'bout somethin'."

Koopa replied as he chuckled. "Ugh, now what do they want?" Goomba replied. "Get away from us, you stupid girls, and take your cooties with ya!" Birdo turned red in the face. "Ugh, shut up, Goomba! At least I'm not the color of poo!" Birdo remarked. Goomba chuckled. "Aw, I'm just messin' with youse!" "Oh. Okay then." Birdo replied as the red from he face died down. "I knew you were playin'!" "Mmh, hmm, sure ya did!" Funky Kong remarked. "I was!" Birdo protested. "Sure, I believe you!" Funky Kong replied as he rolled his eyes. "Ugh!" Birdo groaned, as Funky Kong chuckled.

Among the group girls with Birdo was the cute, kind, girly, mischievous, princess, Peach, the cute, girly, bubbly, emotional, cutie, Toadette, the lovelorn, strong, desperate, girly, sarcastic, charming, stubborn Birdo, and the pretty, sassy, cool, girly, cool, short-tempered, gossiping Candy Kong.

"Hey girls, what's up?" Boo asked. "Do you boys," Began Peach, "Wanna play doctor?" The girls replied together. Horror spread upon the guy's faces, except for Luigi, who cringed. Normally he always played doctor with them, as their patient and didn't mind. In fact, he liked it, but the last time they played doctor things really got out of hand, and ended with Luigi really going the doctor. "Doctor?! I thought the doctor kit broke?!" Funky Kong replied. Peach giggled. " Silly Funky, It did break, but the staff was able to buy more toys with the money from the fundraiser-" "Awesome!" Goomba remarked. " Ahem! I wasn't finished yet!" Peach replied. "Anyways with the money we also receive this new doctor kit!" Peach remarked excitedly, as she held it up, in front of the boys. "Not awesome, not awesome!" Koopa cried. "Bummer, dude!" Funky Kong remarked. "Oh, isn't it sooo nice?" Toadette beamed. "So, do you wanna play?" Peach asked. "Aw heck no!" Boo replied, as he flew into the wall. "Um, n-no thank you!" Koopa replied, as he retreated into his shell.

Candy turned to Donkey. "Donkey Kong," She began, as she rocked back and forth on her heels, arms clasped together, and acting cute. Donkey knew she was faking, he could tell. "Would you be a good, big cousin, and come here?" "Sorry Candy, I'm not interested in playin' doctor. "YOU BETTER!" She yelled. Donkey Kong cringed. Candy Kong was very demanding, and wasn't afraid to speak her mind, and harm others if she needed to. Donkey Kong yelped, and ran toward the toy box, jumped in it, and slammed it shut.

All the boys in the class were running and hiding, as the girls asked them to play doctor, except for Luigi, who sat there and watched everything happening, while still playing with blocks. The girls grew frustrated, and tired. "Oh, you guys are some pussies!" Candy Kong replied as she threw her hands up, and groaned in frustration."Huh?" Toadette replied. "Hm? What is it, Toadette?"

Peach asked. "Girls, looks like we can play doctor after all." Toadette replied, as she looked at Luigi. Luigi gulped. "Poor Luigi!" Funky Kong replied, from his hiding place, in the tub in the bathroom. "Yeah, poor Luigi!" Cheep-cheep replied, as he raised the lid of the toilet and poked his head out. "That kids' a goner. It's a shame. He was a nice boy."

The girls walked towards Luigi, who backed up towards the wall, until he was backed up all the way. "Where do you think you're going, cutie pie?" Candy Kong asked Luigi. "Um, I-I was just leaving." Luigi replied. "I like me a man that doesn't run away." Birdo replied as she walked even closer towards Luigi. "What?!" Luigi remarked. "Now Birdo, don't freak the boy out." Candy Kong replied. "Oh, okay." Birdo replied. "H-hey ladies, what's up? Did I do something wrong?" Luigi asked. Peach giggled. "No, silly." She replied. "Yeah, we're gonna play doctor!" Toadette exclaimed. "But, we need a patient." Candy Kong replied, eying Luigi. "I-is that so?" Luigi asked. "Yeah, with you as the patient!" Peach replied.

"Unless you've got a problem with that." Candy Kong replied. "N-no that seems fine." Luigi replied. "Such a good boy, now come here." Birdo replied, as she walked towards Luigi. Just as she was about to grab Luigi Boo came, and swooped him off the ground. "Hey!" Candy yelled, as she stomped her foot up and down. "Come back here, Boo!" Birdo yelled. "Yeah, he's ours, he even agreed to play, he always does!" Toadette yelled.

"Boo, you come back here, and bring Luigi back too!" Peach replied, as she shook her fist. "Boo? What's going on here?" Luigi asked. "I'm savin' you! Ha! Get it? Shave? I'm white like shaving cream?" Ha, ha!" Boo laughed. Luigi face-palmed and shook his head. If it was one thing Boo like to do, it was to crack jokes. Boo's puns however, were bad. "Ha, ha, very funny Boo, now please let me go." Luigi replied. "Why?" Boo asked. "Well, the girls want me to play doctor with them-" "Yeah, well remember what happened last time?!" Boo replied.

Luigi winced. "I remember, but that was a while ago, besides I'm sure it won't happen again." "You poor bastard." Boo muttered, as he sighed. "They've gotten to you, haven't they?" "What? No!" "That's what the all say." "Boo, no I'm serious. I'm fine." "Don't worry, buddy we're almost there." Boo replied.

"Almost where?" Luigi asked. "There!" Boo replied, as he pointed at the wall. "Once I fly through there we're both be safe!" Boo replied, as he fly faster. "Hang on, pal!" He called. "Boo, no Boo! Wait! I'm not-" Bam! Luigi smacked into the wall, and fell face first on the ground. Boo flew out of the wall.

"Oops, sorry. I forgot that you aren't transparent like me, or a ghost for that matter." Boo replied, as he did a sheepish smile, and rubbed the back of his head. " Sorry,now get up, before the girls co-" "To late!" Candy called, as the girls approached them. "No more games, Boo." Toadette replied. "And to make sure that doesn't happen." Peach replied, as she looked at Birdo, who was holding a vacuum cleaner. "I'm gonna suck you up!" Birdo cried, as she flipped the switch. "No! A vacuum cleaner?! A ghost's main weakness's?!" This can't be happening!" Boo cried.

Since he couldn't grab onto the wall Boo tried to fly through it, but the gust was too strong. Boo flipped through the air and grabbed Luigi, who still laid on the ground, dazed and woozy. "Kid, things ain't lookin' too good for me." Boo began. Luigi perched up, and rubbed his head. Luigi muttered groggily,

until he saw Boo. "Boo? What's going on?"

Luigi asked. "I'm being sucked up! Save yourself, kid." Boo replied. Luigi grabbed

onto Boo. "Huh? What's goin' on? What are you doin', kid?" "I'm not gonna let you go."

Luigi replied. "Stop it, Luigi, you're just getting in the way!" Peach replied. "This isn't right." Luigi began, "Boo shouldn't have to get suck-" Pop! Luigi was interrupted by a popping noise. He looked, and saw Boo was gone. He had been sucked up. Luigi looked up in horror at the girls. "Now look, either you surrender, or we're gonna have problems." Candy replied. Luigi sighed. "Fine, I'll play." He muttered. "Yay!" The girls cheered, and dragged Luigi off. "Lord, why me?" Luigi asked himself, not knowing what was in store

for him in the future to come.

Well? Did you enjoy it? I hope you did. Anyways, this is the end of chapter one. Bummer, I know, but the good news is I'll post chapter two next week! For those of you reading this thank you. PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! Tell your friends about it. I promise they'll like it, and maybe let's try to get some followers, favorites, and views in there, too! For those of you thinking I won't update the story I've already written ten chapters, and I'm working on a bunch more stories as well! If you have any questions or if you just wanna talk my e-mail(s) on my account. One last thing before I go. I'm working on a Thanksgiving story. It will be posted on Thanksgiving Day, so look out for that. Until then, peace!