A/N: I'M BACK MY PEOPLES! I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR THE SEQUEL LIKE I AM! I'M REALLY EXCITED! Hope you enjoy this story just like you enjoyed the 1st one! BY THE WAY! This is still SASUNARU.

Disclaimer: I don't not own any of the Naruto characters, or any on the songs that will be used throughout my story. I also don't own Hey!Hey! I only on the plot.

Other than that, please enjoy!


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Title: Wanna Sext?: The Reunited

Rating: M

Summary: It's been 3 years since Naruto left town, and Sasuke vowed to never join a chatroom website again. But with a little feminine persuasion, Karin reluctantly convinces him to try another time. Where he meets someone new that really turns him on. However, dilemma hits when he flies overseas to meet his new lover; to find that this red-head is the eldest brother of a certain blonde. AU.

Pairings: SasuNaru (Major), slight SasuKyuu, slight NaruSai, and slight SasuKarin.

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Konoha (3 years later).

Sasuke fixated his repugnant gaze among his employees, and they all dispersed to their workings. He scoffed at the cowardice beings, and commenced with his routinely walk through the workplace. Uchiha Sasuke had become a very ire and cantankerous young man; ever since Naruto left for the U.S. Some believed that the grudge Sasuke held for Naruto had only been a mere fetish for the blonde-haired boy, but later this fetish evolved tremendously into an obsession. He smoothed out a few wrinkles here and there, upon his newly pressed lecherous suit. Ignoring those women who dared to ogle at his sturdy, muscular physique. Those women he'd fire on a much later note. The young man had matured all too sudden. His shoulders had become a tad bit broad, and his hair grew down his back. He attained a voice that could woo and frighten someone at the same time. His own sexy voice. Those onyx eyes have darkened in hue, and his heart was frozen over with hatred. Loathing. Desire. Need. Anguish. Itachi seemed amused by the abrupt change in his younger sibling, albeit he, himself hadn't changed. Not even the slightest. The 20-year-old bared his teeth at the sight of Karin, flaunting around the workplace; trying to attain potential lovers. It irritated Sasuke to the third degree. "Karin!"

She averted her gaze towards the raven, and blushed. Sashaying to him in the most graceful way she could muster. Which evidentially wasn't to his liking. "What are you doing?" He snarled. Glaring at the brunette who tried desperately to hide from his damning eyes. "This isn't pick-a-bastard!...It's a workplace!- MY workplace at that! So get this through the little incompetent brain you have...No flirting. on. the. job!" He growled. Making a mental note to fire that man for flirtatious acts, instead of working. Sasuke stalked pass the ashamed red-head, and made his way down the foyer towards the break room. He wanted to analyze how many lazy scum lounged in there daily. Yesterday he counted 5 employee who apparently needed to "relax" and "unwind". Sasuke didn't have time for his workers to lounge around and do not a damn thing. His employee would be worked to death if necessary. Hell, they could keep their lazy asses at home, and take as many breaks as needed. He frowned at the 10 workers who sipped coffee, conversed, or just laid down for a little nap.

The infuriated raven stepped into the room, and all eyes fixated incredulously on his taut person. He calculated each candidate for termination, and chuckled idly while they shook nervously. "I see you all are enjoying your little break." They didn't stir. He loved the power he possessed over his employees. They knew his standards, yet they dared to disobey them, and get caught! He braced his entwined hands against the small of his back. Where was the liaisons, he'd told them to work with?! Probably somewhere unfinished, in a heap of unemployment! He sighed languidly, while messaging his temples in an exasperated way. "Where the hell are your paperwork, ladies and gentlemen?...It's not even 12 o'clock yet, and you lazy sons of bitches want a break?!" He exclaimed. They all shuttered in fear, but one brave man. Another brunette. Stepped forward. His low-cut bob, and round stomach stood out to Sasuke, when he first walked into the room. He had a clean shave, to reveal those chubby cheeks, that normally would be enshrouded with a scruffy beard. He had been clad in gray slacks, and a matching gray 3 piece, with the fancy tailcoat.

"M-Mister...Mister Uchi...ha, sir...We finished our re...required paperwork, sir." The raven's head snapped up at that. His onyx eyes wide in incredulity. He slowly turned to meet the man's fearful eyes. Sasuke had heard the voice from behind him, at which he was quite baffled that anyone, would dare to speak against him. He smiled deviously.

"You're all finished?" He inquired coyly, while placing his right palm against his heart. Mouth slightly agape in awe. "I'm very baffled by this...You see..." He stormed up toward the man, grabbing his collar forcefully in his clutches. "No one is done until, I say you're done! There are mountains of paperwork that is to be filed and read by this Thursday! And you dare to tell me that, you've finished!" He growled. The man quivered in fear. "You all know break begins at 1 o'clock! It's only 10! Where the hell did you get the audacity to defy my damn rules at your own leisure?!...I should fire you for disobeying orders- all of you!" He whipped around and glared at every last individual in the medium-sized room. "But I won't, since you are all essential for this week's work." He pushed the man away, and wiped his hands off as if he'd just touched the most repulsive creature in the entire world. "Consider yourselves lucky, because next time...I won't be so generous." And he departed with that.


Arizona (3 years later).

Naruto groaned at the constant beeping of his pestering alarm clock. He had work today, but the excruciating migraine that he attained after his major hangover; left him very incompetent. The Arizona sun beamed upon him, as he slithered deeper into the depths of his warm bedsheets. Drawing his shoulders and legs inward towards his abdomen. He loved the feel of his soft mattress pressed firmly against his head. "God...Why can't I stay sleep for 3 more hours?" He croaked idly to no one in particular.

"Well, if you sleep for 3 more hours, you'll be exactly...three hours late, Naruto." He blonde gasped out. Throwing the blankets from his face to gawk at a nonchalant Sai, who somehow managed to break into his bedroom. "Good morning, Naruto." He cooed. Smiling coyly at the half-dressed male. Uzumaki flopped back upon the bed, and folded his arms behind his head, and stared absentmindedly at the ceiling. Sai watched him intently, but soon averted his gaze, when those azure eyes hastily turned to meet his onyx eyes.

"Why the hell do you look so fucking white?!..." He groaned. "You're so white you shine...Damn. I. Feel. Like. Shit." Sai chuckled, and decided to ignore Naruto's first remark. Carding his fingers through his short locks.

"Ha, you look like shit too-"

"-Says the guy who passed out on the bar table last night." The raven rubbed his forearm nervously, but decided against himself to speak against him. Naruto yawned unabashedly, while the other gazed out the window; at which he pondered to himself. Naruto bared his teeth and clutched his head, while struggling to sit up-right in the bed. "Never will I drink that much ever again." Sai laughed at his misfortune. His lecherous gaze meeting shimmering azure eyes, however this mesmerizing stare down didn't last very long. They broke away, both becoming a flustering mess. Naruto had met the raven on his first day applying for a job, at his current workplace: Tito's Pizza Factory. Naruto Uzumaki loves pizza, if you hadn't discovered the trend by now. Sai was his interviewer that day, when the raven formed a liking to him. Earning Naruto a new job within 30 minutes tops. Soon there were rumors conjuring that he and Naruto were fuck buddies on the low, which was not true! A full-blown accusation! Maybe Sai had seen the blonde naked a few times, slept in the same bed with him, and they may have French kissed during their druken outings. But never! Ever! Had he and Sai have sex with each other. Maybe he had a few wet fantasies...Well, lets digress back to the gist of their friendship. They were just friends, and he intended on keeping it that way for a while. After moving to the United States, Naruto felt somewhat unfulfilled after sleeping with Sasuke, only to up and run away from his problems. Damn Uchiha and his damn ways! He'd often caught himself wondering what Sasuke looked like now, and how much he'd changed over the years. Sai was his clutch, when he started to dwell on the past. He needed the raven to redirect his attention back to what was ahead of him, and not the past. Naruto hadn't really changed that much. He grew a few more inches, and his pectoral muscles had chiseled in more. He had a sturdy physique, but other than attaining a sexy body; he pretty much remained the same.

The blonde rolled over in his bed, brushing his slender torso against Sai's hand. Eliciting the raven to avert his baffled gaze towards the man and smile coyly. "Soooo...Why are you in my home? And where is Kyuubi?"

"Kyuubi wasn't here when I arrived-"

"-So you broke into my home?" Naruto inquired playfully. Sai rolled his eyes nonchalantly at that.

"Or maybe I used the key under the mat?" The blonde scoffed at that, kicking his feet over into the wooden floorboards. "But seriously, I came because I knew you'd oversleep...Plus there's a new chatroom website called Hey!Hey! And you should try it-"

"-Hell no!" Naruto exclaimed. Narrowing his eyes at the raven who quirked up both eyebrows in astonishment. "You know what happened between Sasuke and I. I don't want something like that happening again-"

"-Naruto...What are the odds that you'll meet another bastard like him?" The blonde bowed his head, shrugged his shoulders, and sighed languidly. "Exactly, so at least lets try this please?" Uzumaki groaned ferociously, and ordered the older man to fetch his laptop located on the dresser next to his door. Naruto had a decent size room. His brown canopy bed with orange drapes and bedsheets, filled majority of his room. Leaving room for his night stand next to bed, a dresser along the further wall, and a small wall in closet. His walls coated in beige paint.

"Here." Sai bluntly stated, while passing the electronic to Naruto. The blonde typed in his password hastily, waiting for Sai to direct him to the proper website. Sai guided him through each step, all the way up to the registration portion. "What username do you want?" Onyx eyes darted towards hardening azure. Naruto rubbed his chin as he thought intently to himself. So many names, yet he had so little time to decided.

"SexyLove. No space between the two words." Sai nodded assuringly, and snatched the laptop away. Typing frantically while, Naruto peeked over his shoulder often to see what his friend was doing.

"Preferences?" Sai inquired. A sly smile tugging at his lips.

"Umm...I do like brunettes. With cold eyes. Toned bodies. And deep voice that makes me wanna moan when they speak-"

"-Don't fuck around and get hard next to me-"

"-Hell, you wouldn't care. I'd bet you'd want me hard-"

"-Maybe." He teased playfully. "Okay seriously...any other preferences?" Naruto worried his bottom lips nervously.

"Nope." Sai pressed the enter button, eliciting a small globe to materialize in the middle of the screen.

Searching for perfect mates. Each perfect match will receive an invitation from 'SexyLove', is this what you want? Yes or No?

The raven glanced at the blonde, who nodded his head yes, despite the now minor headache. Sai clicked yes, and invitations were sent.


Sasuke typed upon his computer, his eyes hardening at the sight of one of his orders being delayed, because a certain employee didn't do as instructed. These nitwits evidentially don't understand what this job is all about! Dammit! Read documents and file meetings will the international companies for my surplus gross! Why is that hard to comprehend?! The now 20-year-old groaned inwardly, averting his horrendous gaze toward his office door abruptly, as Karin sashayed inside. "Hello, Sasuke-"

"-Didn't I tell you not to call me that, at work." He growled, bringing his attention back towards the computer screen.

"Yeah, I know, but I really wanted you to join this little online chatroom with me, since I just sa-"

"-Karin. I will not make a fool of myself ever again, by joining some outrageous site. I've experienced that dilemma already 3 years ago." She puffed out her cheeks and sighed. Finding a seat upon of his newly polished desk. Crossing her legs in a flirtatious manner.

"Please, Sasu-kun! I'll even throw in a little private show for you tonight at my place." His secretary cooed, eliciting a smirk to adorn his face. She leaned forward, and kissed him passionately, slipping her tongue into his awaiting cavern.

"Fine!" He groaned, pulling away as she worried her bottom lip seductively. "What's the name of the damn website?"

"It's called Hey!Hey!" Sasuke arched an eyebrow, but thought nothing of the ridiculous name.

"The shit I do for you." He mused while typing in his personal information. He'd vowed the never use another chatroom website again, but a promise could be broken every now and then. She giggled at his remark, caressing his shoulder, while he worked on creating the degrading account.

"You do stuff because you love me, silly-"

"-No, I do it because, if I don't...I won't get fed." He barked back, glaring at her for a mere moment. He loathed that she felt the need to exercise this ludicrous claim, that he loved her?! Hell, he barely could say he loved himself. She needed to be more prudent in her love life, but than again he couldn't fathom what drove women to him. "You cook for me, remember-"

"-What about your servants?-"

"-Hn." He rolled his eyes nonchalantly, typing upon the keyboard, while she worried her bottom lip. She crossed her legs to reveal the provocative clothing she decided to don. Without any more interruptions, he managed to get the entire account set up from top to bottom. Except for providing a profile picture to show those what he looked like. "Damn." He mused inwardly. Karin jumped at this.

"What is it, Sasuke?"

"I need a username."

"Oooh! Baby! Baby! Baby! Use Midnight_Seduction!" He arched an eyebrow at that nervously, and shook his head in disapproval.

"Why would I-"

"-They way you fucked me last night...God, you know how to seduce." He groaned at that. The sex wasn't even that great. So what. All he had to do was simply show up, and she'd open her legs willingly to him. Which happened last night, and he humbly accepted the offer. She wasn't as good as Naruto or as tight, since she was known to whore around. But, Sasuke didn't dare to jeopardize his reputation by purchasing the services of a prostitute. He scoffed at her blasé language, even though deep down inside he wanted to clout her against the head for being so fucking stupid!

"Whatever, Karin." She smiled, and removed her glasses. Winking at the nonchalant man.

"You know...I've taken my pill all this month. Maybe you could come over night?-"

"-Can't." He retorted, while finishing up on his little account. "I'm meeting with Suigetsu for some liaisons tonight over dinner." She frowned.

"Okay." Rising off the desktop, she fixed her miniskirt, before departing out the room. Only to freeze in her steps at the sound of a bing erupting throughout the silent room. "What was that?!" Karin questioned with a concerned undertone. Sasuke arched his eyebrow in a puzzled manner.

"Seems like I have a perfect match invitation from...SexyLove?"


Hope you liked the first chapter! Kyuubi will get more involved in the second chapter, I promise and everything will fall in place some more. Sai is a little OOC, because he doesn't talk that much in the anime, so I decided to make him more loquacious. Karin is still the frisky girl she was in the first story...Only worse. Other than that, until next time people!

~Shadowcat.