Powerful guys and gals are mine all mine hah hah hah hah!
Previously on powerful guys and gals...
Some things happen. Some good some bad mostly bad. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
And now despite how terrible the ratings the first season got it's season two premiere!
A large red looking dude with a radiator face sits down on his thrown.
"Ah it feels good to sit down on my thrown again. Where i belong."
He looks over towards the side where he sees earth.
"It's time to show the earth true fear. I am DEZ DROL!"
Meanwhile at on the earth the entire command center starts shaking. The powerful guys and gals look around in fear.
"What's going on?" Raison asks.
Everybody looks to silly but he's busy looking at slimberly's boobs bouncing up and down because of the shaking. Then they turn to big head.
"What?" Big head says.
He suddenly takes off earphones he was wearing.
"Uh can't you like totally pay attention when we are here?" Slimberly says even though her head is obviously in the clouds.
Big head rolls his eyes.
"I was like listening to Limp Bizkit. They are the shit."
Suddenly the viewing globe alert sounds. They all automatically turn towards it and see Dez Drol on it.
"Ew who is that. He totally looks like he's been in the sun too long."
Dez drol stands up and approaches.
"Defenders of earth. I am dez drol and i have come to conquer your puny planet."
"Actually the Earth is rather large compared to other planets."
Dez drol raises his staff and blasts Silly through the globe.
"Shut up nerd!"
He raises his staff again and points it towards earth.
"Now see my power! Fishhead arise!"
In another part of devil grove a drunk man is hit by a beam. He suddenly becomes a fish monster.
"Who is he big head?" Fact asks.
"Whatever he doesn't look so tough. I can power lift him." Raison says looking at his bulging biceps.
Fishhead starts attacking the city and destroying buildings.
"I'll explain later. You must go to the city and destroy fishhead." Big head responds.
"Yeah let's bust a cap in his ass!" Fact yells out.
They all transport to the city. When they reappear they are already changed.
"Ah playthings."
The guys and gals take our their weapons and point them at fishor.
"That's enough destruction. We are the powerful guys and gals!" Raison yells.
Fishor looks at Raison's power sword.
"You call that a knife?"
He suddenly takes out a huge sword.
"This is a knife!"
Silly's blue spandex outfit becomes dark blue in the crotch.
Raison yells and rushes fish head. Their swords clash and fishhead's sword cuts Raison's sword in half.
"Damn my weapon!"
Raison takes out his his wrist watch changer and holds it up into the sky. The others do the same.
"Let's call on the hordes!"
"But he hasn't been made big yet." Silly says.
Fact knocks him upside the head.
"Duh how else are we going to have our zords destroyed so we can make then like the japanese footage we are basing this new season on?"
The hordes appear and fishhead immediately takes out a flute and starts to play on it. Suddenly the hordes are hit by beams and are turned into icicles.
"Oh my those hordes aren't supposed to be frozen. We're finished."
To be continued...