Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto, any characters you recognize, or Riku. I do own Hina though.
Here are the pairings;
Hinata-Naruto
Ino-Shikamaru
Sakura-Lee (I hate this couple too but I put it here for humor reasons!)
Neji-Tenten (divorced)
Sasuke-Tsunade (I don't actually like this couple! HUMOR REASONS!)
Itachi-Riku (Riku is my friend's character. Read our story, Untitled.)
Pink Jumpsuits
"Hina, it's your bedtime now!" Sakura shouted out of her front door.
Hina was Sakura's eight-year-old daughter. She her mom's jade eyes, but her dad's jet black hair. (A/N: Also, luckily her mom's eyebrows too.)
The sun could barely be seen over the horizon while dark shadows enclosed around the deserted street. Houses sat in neat rows and light seeped out their windows.
Hearing no response she tried again.
"Hina!" Sakura shouted louder.
To her relief, a small raven-haired girl came bounding up their front steps and right into her mom.
Sakura gave her daughter a light hug.
"Hiya, Sakura-sweetie!" Lee exclaimed striking a pose.
"Hello, Lee." She returned with no enthusiasm whatsoever.
"Mommy, look!" Hina cried in glee, "I have a new outfit."
Hina held up a jumpsuit exactly like Lee and Gai's, except smaller. Also it was a bright bubble-gum pink.
Sakura felt anger rising in her chest and glared at Lee.
"LEE! WHEN SHE WAS BORN, YOU PROMISED THERE WOULD BE NO JUMPSUITES!" she screamed at her husband.
"Aw, come on, Sakura-sweetie, it will make her stronger." Protested Lee.
"Mommy!" Hina cut in before Sakura could say anything, "Look what Daddy showed me!"
Suddenly, Gai appeared and he, Lee, and Hina, all gave Sakura a thumbs-up and smiled, exposing shiny teeth.
'ping'
Sakura was speechless. 'no way.' She thought.
"Isn't that cool, Mommy?" Hina asked.
"Hn" was all she could say.
"…and Hina-chan is getting stronger now." Lee was saying to Gai.
"Lee, never make Hina do that again and Gai get out of my house!" Sakura yelled.
Once Gai left and Lee and Hina were both asleep Sakura sat in the kitchen deep in thought.
'Jeeze,' she thought grimly, 'why didn't I just marry Sasuke?"
Sasuke sat idly by Tsunade's office door. She was in there discussing something with a couple of ANBU.
Sasuke sighed. He couldn't believe he was actually married to her.
FLASHBACK
Sasuke was on an Internet chat. Then, her met some girl who said her name was Tsunade.
'It must be a popular name now.' Sasuke thought.
So they talked on line for several months until they met in person and Sasuke saw that it was the old Tsunade from Konaha.
'Damnit, he thought, 'this can't happen.'
So they got married and lived happily ever after, except Sasuke because he hated her.
END FLASHBACK
Sasuke had tried divorcing her. But, as he often forgot, she could easily beat him in a fight. He was pretty sure if he ever mentioned a divorce again, he would get hurt.
'Jeeze,' he thought grimly, 'why didn't I just marry Sakura?"
Sorry for the oocness! Bangs head against keyboard
I hate this chapter, chapter two will be better, I promise.
Next time will be HinataNaruto and InoShikamaru.
Please review!